You.just.can't.make.this.up.
Friday, June 6, 2014
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Update: Case closed.
The Hinds County Sheriff's Office closed the "courthouse three" case after it determined no laws were broken. Make comments in the earlier post.
Click Here to Read More..Is Que Sera Sera for sale?
Century 21 published this listing on the local website:
Greatness.
Marshall Ramsey had a field day with the courthouse incident on Twitter last night:
Ladd: "It's those Mississippi Democrats who frustrate me the most"
Elections tend to bring out the worst in Ms. Ladd as she writes in the British Guardian newspaper what she really thinks of Mississippi:
Aykroyd to appear at Tyrone Lewis fundraiser
Dan Aykroyd, yes, Elwood himself, will be the special guest at a fundraiser for Hinds County Sheriff Tyrone Lewis at the home of attorney Ashley Ogden Thursday night. The invitation is posted below.
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
McDaniel campaign issues statement on courthouse incident.
She's at it again: Tea Party edition
Update: HCSO just confirmed in writing that the two other individuals with Janis Lane were Scott Brewster and Rob Chambers. Scott Brewster is the "Coalition Director" for the campaign. Mr. Chambers is a consultant for the Mississippi Baptist Christian Action Commission
Correction: The original post stated there were two women. HCSO said there two men and a woman as stated above. Pete Perry said there were three women.
It seems Central Mississippi Tea Party President Janis Lane cannot stay out of trouble. Ms. Lane and two other women gained access to the Hinds County Circuit Clerk's office around 2:00 AM. The Hinds County Sheriff's Office is investigating the invasion.
Who can vote?
Hinds County Republican Party Chairman Pete Perry just told JJ that anyone can vote in the runoff election if one takes place if they did not vote in the Democratic primary Didn't vote at all? Show up and vote on June 24. Voted for Childers? Stay home.
By the numbers
Here is the county by county breakdown of the Mississippi Senate Republican primary last night.
WJNT today.
Good show today as The Kingfish hosted former State Senator and Chris McDaniel friend Lee Yancey on the show today to discuss the Senate race.
and....... Thunderdome anyone?
Cochran pulled out Rankin 50%-49% after being down most of the night in that county. McDaniel: 49.6%. Cochran, 48.9%. Carey, 1.6% Looks like we are going to a runoff. Yes, a runoff. Why? Because you people couldn't make up your minds, that's why. ;-) Yes, you really do deserve this. Election will be June 24. Here is the video of State Senator Chris McDaniel's speech last night:
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Live-blogging the election tonight. Lott & Overby in runoff. .
Note: 4 Hinds boxes won't be counted until in the morning. 16 Rankin boxes still out. Rankin will count tonight. See bottom of post for more details.
This is the election night thread. I don't expect any results to start appearing until after 8:00. This will be fun.
Meet Tom Carey, the third Republican on the ballot today
Good solid conservative. A realtor. That means private sector. Creating wealth. Not a lawyer or politician. Opposes Obamacare. Wants to cut spending and grow the economy. Not beholden to the special interests who've bought the campaign. Here is a Fox 13 interview with him. He is ON the ballot today and if you are sick of both campaigns, here is an alternative.
Senate campaign epigrams and interludes
Note: This was first posted yesterday.
My favorite chapter of Nietzche's Beyond Good and Evil is "Epigrams and Interludes". The philosopher chooses to collect a wide array of various thoughts and place them into one chapter. I have decided to post my observations about the Senate race in the same vein instead of writing one big monster column. Enjoy.
Monday, June 2, 2014
Showing you the money
Here are the campaign finance reports for the Madison Chancery Clerk's race.
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Oops.
Someone in the College Republicans apparently got stupid. The Mississippi Federation of College Republicans issued this press release:
Classy!!!
I wonder if he complained about the color of the fire trucks. Reminds me of a homeless guy I saw yelling at the crew to hurry up with his free food during a crowded lunch hour at the McDonald's on Fortification Street. Congrats to the kids for beating USL on their own turf this weekend. Coach's comments shouldn't take away from what they did.
Campaign FOOD FIGHT!!!
Can we get some adults in this campaign? PLEASE??? Check out this Twitter fight between Jordan Russell and Keith Plunkett. Mr. Russell is the spearcatcher, I mean Communications Director for the Thad Cochran campaign while Mr. Plunkett is the genius, um, make that Policy Director for the Chris McDaniel campaign. Entertaining for us but seriously, two officials in U.S. Senate campaigns getting into it online? If there is an example of the problems with BOTH of these campaigns, these screen shots are it.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Former Senator Trent Lott endorses Ronny Lott
The Ronny Lott for Chancery Clerk campaign issued the following press release:
Who is Chris McDaniel?
Cochran ad seeks Democratic votes for a Republican primary
Desperate or smart? That 'tis the question as an ad in the Mississippi Link asked "democrats to cross over and vote in the republican primary to ensure our community's interest is heard." Republicans asking Democrats to vote in a Republican primary? Interesting.
Friday, May 30, 2014
David Overby responds to Lott charges
Madison County Chancery Clerk candidate David Overby issued the following press release:
Lott campaign to Overby: Tell the truth!!!
The Ronny Lott for Chancery Clerk campaign issued the following press release.
Enterprise-Journal reports on the Trooper who buddied around
Warning: Mature adult content. Not safe for work, kids, wives, or Thad Cochran voters. ;-)
The McComb Enterprise-Journal is the first newspaper to publish a story about Sergeant Redfruit. The newspaper reported on the escapades between a Mississippi Highway Patrolman and his um, "buddy" at a closed down rest area on I-55 last month. JJ published the first page of the story with the permission of the Enterprise-Journal. The rest of the story is behind a paywall.
Harper poll: 5 points
It's tight. Harper Polling said the latest polls shows Cochran at 45%, McDaniel at 40%, and the undecided vote is 15%. Harper stated:
Chris McDaniel's failed record.
Senate race update. We report, you decide.
We are going to the last week of the campaign or as someone else said:
Might as well get this out of the way so here are the latest missiles from the Senate race.
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Latest crime stats
Here are the latest crime reports for Jackson, Madison, Rankin County, The Rez, Byram, Clinton, and Ridgeland.
JJ obtains police reports for Mayfield, Sager, and Obi-Wan Kenobi
Update: Bond for Rick Sager is lowered from $250,000 per count to $25,000 per count. Bond for Kelly reduced to $75,000. He was released after making bond.
Here are the police reports for the arrests of Mark Mayfield and Rick Sager. The report for John Hurt is also included although he was not taken into custody. Sager and Clayton Kelly still reside in the Madison County jail. There is no new information in the reports. Madison will not release any more information until some of these cases are adjudicated.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
WJNT today
Pete Perry and former State Senator Lee Yancey appeared on the show today to discuss what else but the Senate race.
Fisher resigning
JJ has learned that Trudy Fisher is leaving her position as Executive Director of Environmental Quality.
Click Here to Read More..What are they afraid of?
It seems nothing can strike fear into a Senate candidate than a CNN reporter:
Three life sentences for Le Marquise De Charleston
Hinds County District Attorney Robert Schuler Smith issued the following press release:
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Channeling Art Bell
Political strategist and operative Richard Buckman submitted this column about the Senate race to JJ:
"Make your bed"
Admiral William McRaven gave a powerful speech last week at commencement exercises at the University of Texas in this video.
Nick's is closed.
Nick's is now closed. Wow. JJ called Nick's to confirm. The person answering the phone hung up when the question was posed as to whether Nick's was closed. Staff was sent home today when they showed up to work. Sorry to see this happen. Here is a note from Nick Apostle:
Melvin Potts caught & was out on bond for armed robbery & carjacking
Update: Ready for this? He was arrested in 2012 for armed robbery, carjacking, and using a gun in the commission of a felony. He was scheduled to go to trial in April but Judge Kidd granted a continuance. His trial is scheduled for August 11. Judge Kidd has approved several continuances in the case for plea negotiations. The court file is posted below.
Should we get a posse together? The Madison Police Department issued two press releases today:
Monday, May 26, 2014
Ukraine to US: give us arms.
The Secretary of Ukraine's Defense Council begged for American help on the pages of the Wall Street Journal:
Tea Party attacks District Attorney Michael Guest as "favorable" to "establishment".
The Central Mississippi Tea Party issued this press release:
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Red alert on Red Alert?
Someone has gone dark since Clayton Kelly was arrested. Red Alert Mississippi (@redalertms)is a pro-McDaniel Twitter account. The account holder has posted over 1,200 tweets since mid-March. Red Alert posted three tweets the morning after the arrest of Clayton Kelly and then went silent. JJ has learned the account-holder lives in Laurel.
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Unsullied.
This is the best scene so far in Game of Thrones. Just finished season 3.
Kelly Police report: Did conspirators control Constitutional Clayton with a Jedi mind trick?
The police report for the arrest of Clayton Kelly opens up a window into the alleged conspiracy to photograph the infirm wife of Senator Thad Cochran. The report claims Clayton Kelly, "Mark"*, John Mary, and others began conspiring in February to photograph Mrs. Cochran in her nursing home bed. They intended to use the pictures in an internet video attacking Senator Cochran. Kelly and two other suspects were arrested and charged. JJ obtained the reports through a public records request.
Friday, May 23, 2014
Madison homicide update
Rankin busts possible drugs/pawn operation
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following press release:
Dolly Parton & Nissan providing free books to children in Jackson metro area
Time to take a quick break from you know what and give you some good news. The Dolly Parton Foundation and Nissan are providing free books to children under the age of five years old in Hinds, Madison, and Rankin counties. The registration form is posted below.Parents can get up to 60 free books for their children. Hinds County Library System Executive Director Patty Furr said Nissan provided $400,000 to fund this program.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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