Thursday, April 30, 2020

The Greatness Returns

A proud chapter of Mississippi's past returns.  The Metropolitan Opera is streaming a classic performance for free each night while the Met is closed due to the pandemic.  No one owned Verdi's Aida as did Laurel's Leontyne Price.   The Met streams her 1985 farewell performance tomorrow night.  The stream starts at 6:30 and is available until 6:30 Saturday night.  This is your chance to see a true classic.  A preview is posted below.  Enjoy.

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Legislature to Tate: It's Our Money


It appears we will finally get some high noon drama between the legislature and the Governor.  The federal gummint is sending $1.25 billion in Coronavirus relief to Mississippi.  This being Mississippi, that kind of money perks up the sniffers of more than a few politicians.

Speaker of the House Phillip Gunn and Leftenent Governor Delbert Hosemann told Governor Tate Reeves in no uncertain terms to not spend a dime of funds without legislature's permission or direction. They even went so far as to call the Legislature back into session tomorrow at 1 PM tomorrow for the sole purpose of dividing up the money and conquering the Governor. 

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Leg Comes Back Tomorrow

Leftenent Governor Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Governor Holds Daily Covid-19 Briefing

Topic today: Food Production/Supply.

Governor Tate Reeves is holding his daily Covid-19 briefing right now.  Today's guest stars are Ag Commish Andy Gipson and famed restaurateur Robert St. John.*  The briefing is streamed below.

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Mayor Defends Gun Ban as It Expires

Jackson Mayor calls Attorney General and U.S. Attorney "outside agitators." 

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding a press conference right now.  It is streamed below.

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Fitch Joins Gun Fight

Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.

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What Will the D.A. & JPD Do?

The arrest of Greta Brown-Bully for the murder of Larry "Caveman" Lee rocked Jackson Saturday morning. The alleged murder took place at Mrs. Brown-Bully's liquor store, Toast & Sip on Medgar Evers Boulevard.

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Clinton & Entergy Trade Licks

Clinton and Entergy traded more licks in their fight over street lamps.  The city accused the public utility of ripping off the city by charging monthly fees for street lamps that were built more than 50 years ago and exceeded any reasonable depreciation schedule.  Entergy fired back and said it followed the law and any changes could result in rate increases for Clinton customers.  Clinton gave it right back to Goliath as it escalated the public relations war. 

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Dentists Gnash Teeth Over Continued Shutdown

The Mississippi Board of Dental Examiners limited the practice of dentistry when the Covid-19 shutdown began earlier this month.  The Board and State Health Officer Dr. Thomas Dobbs only allowed dentists to perform emergency procedures during the shutdown.  Dentists' hopes were dashed when the Board voted to extend the restrictions for another week.  The Mississippi Dental Association urged its members to raise hell with the Board as well as Dr. Dobbs in an email sent to members:

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More Truth-Tellers Disappear in China

Telling the truth about the Wuhan Virus continues to be a deadly practice under the Chinese Communist Government. The South China Post reported:

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Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Meridian Cops Indicted

The Justice Department issued the following statement.

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Swiss Reopen Schools

Swiss experts: Children are poor vectors of Covid-19. 

Swiss children are going back to school.  The Swiss Broadcasting Corporation reported last week:

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Governor's Daily Briefing

Governor Tate Reeves is holding his daily Covid-19 briefing with some important personages.  The presser is streamed below.

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Covid-19 Update: 250 Deaths, 6,569 Cases

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 227 new cases of the Wuhan Virus today. The total number of cases is 6,569 The virus has caused 250 deaths. The number of patients on ventilators and ICU's slightly fell yesterday. 

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Mayor: Rights Should be Regulated

Lumumba Administration says open-carry law equivalent to Jim Crow laws. 
City Council Hires Lawyer, Opposes E.O.

The Jackson City Council voted 6-0 last night to oppose the Mayor's ban of the open-carry of firearms in Jackson. The resolution does not affect the Mayor's gun ban. Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued an executive order that banned such use of firearms Saturday. Mississippi State Representative Dana Criswell sued in federal court yesterday to overturn the ban.

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Sid Salter: Standoff Underscores Key Impasse in National Partisan Divide

Less than a year ago, Democratic New Jersey congressman vented his contempt for so-called “moocher states” like Mississippi that receive more money from the federal government than they send back to Washington in the form of taxes.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2020

"Approved News"

The Joe Rogan Experience did a particularly deep dive into how much Youtube works with the national media to control the news.

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Oops!

The Madison Poh-lice Departmetn issued the following statement.

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Hancock Law Firm Helps Essential Workers

Hancock Law Firm recognizes the extraordinary efforts and sacrifices made by our healthcare workers, first responders, infrastructure personnel, and all essential workers. To say thank you, we are offering discounts on all estate planning services through April 30 for all essential workers and their families. We offer telephone and video consultations, as well as video notarization and drive-up signing and witnessing of documents. Call us today to discuss. 601-853-2223 www.hancocklawgroup.com

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Receiver Files Status Report in Lamar Adams Case

SEC Receiver Alysson Mills filed her status report in the Lamar Adams case last Friday.  The report is posted below.

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Lumumba Gun Ban Going to Court

The Mississippi Justice Institute issued the following statement.

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Reds to Aussies: Don't You Dare!

Don't go trying to figure out how this Covid-19 virus got started.  The Chinese Communist government told the Aussies to worry about waltzing Matilda's and forget about investigating the origins of the Coronavirus outbreak.  Canada's The Star reported yesterday:

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Monday, April 27, 2020

It's Monday Night!

Warning: Not safe for kids!!!

Not the Four Horsemen, NWO, Million Dollar Mooch, Hulkamania, or even Andre came close to what you are going to see below.   Clue: King Cobra bites wrassler.  This took place on a Saturday morning right up against the cartoons. Bugs Bunny had nothing on this. It was so scary it ruined a whole generation of kids. Kids were literally crying.  Enjoy.

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Governor Announces Plans for Schools

Lord Protector Tate Reeves is holding his regular Covid-19 briefing right now.  It is streamed below.

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Legislature Returns May 18

Leftenent Governor Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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His Name Was Larry Lee

 The victim in the Greta Brown-Bully arrest is Larry "Caveman" Lee.  Lee was a neighborhood bum whose turf was the area around the Toast & Sip Liquor Store on Medgar Evers Boulevard.

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Over 6,000 Covid-19 Infectionf

Will Lauderdale pass Hinds? 

The Miffiffippi Ftate Department of Health reported 183 new cafef of the Wuhan Viruf today.  The total number of cafef if 6,094  The viruf haf caufed 229 deathf.  The number of patientf in ICU bedf continued to improve while thofe on ventilatorf ftayed relatively flat. 

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National Review: It's Worse Than the Flu

The communist magazine National Review took issue with those who say the Wuhan virus is no worse than the flu.  John McCormack wrote in the conservative magazine last week:

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Wildlife Federation to Sue MDWFP & Fair Commission

The Mississippi Wildlife Federation issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, April 26, 2020

Covid-19 Alert!

A Covid-19 virus expert posted a very important message on Facebook.  Pay attention.  This information could keep you from infecting your loved ones. 

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MD Guest Column: Protect Patients Now

This post is a guest column submitted by a local physician.    

Have the hospitals and clinics and physician's offices started setting up screening of their employees before they start work each day? With a loosening of restrictions soon, this should be the first requirement. Most healthcare facilities are staffed (largely) with 22-50 yr old doctors, nurses, clerks and the like. As is well known now, most of this demographic acquire the virus, develop no symptoms, shed the virus, and get over it without symptoms. They are among the great pool of the "healthy" shedding the virus. Most of the patients are in another demographic. They are the vulnerable. This is especially true in orthopedics.

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Covid-19 Update: 5,911 Cases, 227 Deaths but Vents & ICU's Drop

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 193 new cases of the Wuhan Virus today.  The total number of cases is 5,911  The virus has caused 227 deaths. The number of patients on ventilators fell to its lowest level in three weeks while the number of patients in ICU beds fell to its lowest level in 12 days, truly a dose of much-needed good news.

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Sunday Morning Sermon

The sermon streaming continues thanks to you know what.  Enjoy this 1991 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church (Jackson). He preached from Romans 10: 9-10. 

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Bill Crawford: Help Others Cope With Pandemic Fear and Anxiety

As the COVID-19 virus ravages our economy and health systems, it also exacts a heavy emotional toll through fear, despair, anxiety, depression, and frustration.

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Saturday, April 25, 2020

Wildlife Federation Supports Yazoo Pumps

The Mississippi Wildlife Federation issued the following statement.

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Chokwe Suspends Open-Carry Law (Updated)

Update: New video uploaded to Youtube. 

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba made the following proclamation on Youtube.

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Greta Brown-Bully Arrested for Murder

Greta Brown-Bully was arrested for the murder of Larry Lee last night. JPD arrested her at 10:30 PM Friday night and booked her into the Raymond Detention Center shortly after 2 AM.    Jackson Municipal Court Judge Ali Shamsideen set her bond at $100,000 over the telephone.  She posted bond at 3:40 AM this morning and was released. Her husband owns Bully's Soul Food Restaurant on Livingston Road in Jackson.  She is the daughter of Hinds County Constable John Brown.

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The Almost Last Supper

Time for some Friday night fun.

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Friday, April 24, 2020

The Confessions

Steve Hutton sent out a rather interesting email to a group of people recently.   MBI and Madison police recently arrested the former Mississippi Fairgrounds Executive Director for promoting prostitution.   The email is posted below with several names redacted.

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Governor Reopens More Businesses

Governor Tate Reeves issued a new executive order at his daily briefing today on the Covid-19 virus shutdown. The press conference and order are posted below.

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Flashback Friday

Today's edition of Flashback Friday remembers the incomparable Leontyne Price.  The daughter of a Laurel housekeeper soared to the pinnacle of culture in New York City as she performed Metropolitan Opera debut at the debut of the new Met in 1961.  How good was she? Compare her performance to the current Queen of the Met, Sonya Yoncheva.

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Dental Board Awaits Governor's Decision

The Mississippi Board of Dental Examiners issued the following email to dentists yesterday.

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Cases Rise but Severity Eases

Lauderale 2nd in Cases, 1st in Deaths

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 281 new cases of the Wuhan Virus today.  The total number of cases is 5,434  The virus has caused 209 deaths. The number of patients on ventilators or in ICU beds fell yesterday.

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Insurance Commish Discusses Business Interruption Coverage

Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, April 23, 2020

Bass Pro Beatdown

Nice to see the hicks in Livingston Parish haven't changed one bit over the years.... or generations.

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Governor's Daily Covid-19 Briefing

Governor Tate Reeves is holding his daily press conference right now.  It is streamed below.

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$6.5 Million for Covid-19 Fight Coming to Mississippi

Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith issued the following statement. 

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Covid-19 Infections Rise but ICU's & Vents Fall

Lauderdale catches up to Desoto. 

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 259 new cases of the Wuhan Virus today.  The total number of cases is 5,153  The virus has caused 201 deaths. The number of patients on ventilators or in ICU beds fell yesterday. 945 patients were hospitalized.

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Death by the Numbers: Covid-19 Edition

Take a look at the Covid-19 virus death rates for Mississippi.

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Bigger Pie Forum: Herd Mentality

Sometimes there’s safety in numbers. A Cape Buffalo in a herd is less likely to be eaten by lions than a straggler. Sometimes there’s danger. American Indians stampeded herds of Bison over cliffs and butchered the injured and dead. We ordinary Americans seem more like Bison stampeded by experts than Cape Buffalos staring down hungry lions.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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