Friday, December 5, 2025

Oxford Justice: Run Over Three Students, Go Past Go

An Ole Miss student only had to pay a small fine after he struck three fellow students with his truck while high on nitrous oxide in Oxford Square, injuries be damned. 

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Twas the Night Before Kiffin

 and all through the house (as narrated by Kelsey Farese).......

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Mama's Meatloaf

The ZeroBear PolyBear brings back memories of mama's meatloaf.  Posted below is his meatloaf recipe in downloadable format.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, December 4, 2025

David L. Archie Does it Again!

 David L. Archie manages to get himself in trouble almost every where he goes, including - get this - St. Andrew's basketball games.   


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Oops!

It seems a JPD officer had a little problem today. 

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Andy Gipson: Fix PERS

 This guest column was submitted by Ag Commish Andy Gipson. 

As we look to the future of Mississippi, there is a huge challenge ahead that must be prioritized and tackled – sooner rather than later. The State of Mississippi’s commitment to our State employees and retirees in the PERS system is unquestionable; it is a covenant the State has made with its employees, and this is an issue that cannot be ignored or kicked down the road any longer. Tens of thousands of State employees ranging from teachers in the classroom to law enforcement patrolling the streets have devoted decades of their lives in public service – for lower wages – and they have rightfully relied and counted on the long-term PERS retirement benefits for their later years in life.

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The Latest "C's"

 Golden Corral and Madison Penn's" Nasty!

 Here are the "C" ratings for Jackson metro area restaurants issued since October 4, 2025.  The Mississippi Department of Health inspects and grades each restaurant.  The department inspects the restaurant again within ten days after the "C" is issued.  More information can be obtained at the MSDH restaurant inspection web page.

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Need a Dog?

 Would you like to have a dog to improve your image but don't want to fool with the upkeep?  The folks at SEC Shorts can help you. 

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Throwback Thursday: When Madison Was but a Babe

 It wasn't that long ago that Madison was little more than a hamlet.  

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Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Punished!

 Well, well, well. That little sideline scrum at the Brookhaven Academy - Lamar School game is going to cost.  MAIS issued the following statement. 

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Win A College Scholarship This Weekend

 This week, the Mississippi College and Career Savings team will be attending the MHSAA Championship Football Games at Mississippi State's Davis Wade Stadium in Starkville with SEVEN $1,000 game time scholarship opportunities and an additional $3,000 in scholarship opportunities by purchasing tickets early through GoFan!!

The team will be handing out Mississippi Affordable College Savings (MACS) scholarships which can grow over time and be used on school tuition, education-related technologies (like a laptop), school supplies like books, classroom supplies, partial room and board and much more!

To enter, scan the QR code on the screen at halftime or purchase tickets early through GoFan. My team will contact the winners during the 3rd quarter and present the check!

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Classy!

Check out whats offered for sale at Northpark Mall. Most items are displayed right by the children's ride area.  Classy.  

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Boyfriend Burner Gets 20 Years

Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: Making Mississippi Extra Full This Christmas

 There are moments in life when you don’t realize you’re stepping into something bigger than yourself. Back in 2009, the folks running the Edwards Street Fellowship Center food pantry called to say they were out of food. Not low. Out. Anyone who’s spent time in a kitchen knows the clock starts ticking the second you hear a sentence like that. Their clients were depending on them that week.

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The REST of the Story: Kiffin Edition

Former Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin claimed Ole Miss fans tried to run him off the road as he and his son went to the airport Sunday to depart for his new job at LSU.  However, as Paul Harvey would say, there is a Rest of the story.  

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Sid Salter: Wicker's Asking Right Questions as Congress Weighs Ukraine, Drug Boat Strikes

As the U.S. became increasingly mired in the Vietnam War, President Richard Nixon had relied on the solid support of cold warriors in Congress to support his authority to both wage and escalate that war through presidential authority.

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Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Who Won, Who Lost?

 The silly season is over.  Check out the winners and losers.  Next up: 2027. 

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Check Out the Latest CFP Bracket

 The NCAA posted the brackets for the College Football Playoff.  Read and weep. 

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Jackson Announces Christmas Festivities

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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People "Are Trying to Run You Off the Road"

 Former Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin said he had to call police as he left Oxford because people were trying to run him off the road. 

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Ridgeland Might Stop Adding Fluoride to Water

Local well systems haven't used fluoride for several years.  

The fluoridation of water may eventually be a thing of the past in Ridgeland. 

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Archie Speaks!

 Our favorite buffoon is at it again, demanding what else but reparations for Jackson's water problems. 

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Get Out and Vote

There are several elections today in the Jackson Metro area.  If you live in Senate District #26 (John Horhn's old district), get out and vote for either Kameisha Mumford or Letitia Johnson today.  If you live in Hinds County, get out and vote for a new Coroner.  Your choices are Jeremia Howard and Stephanie Meachum. If you live in District 3 in Rankin County, you have an election for Justice Court Judge.  Your choices are Tammara Bowie and Adam Woods. If you live in District 2 in Rankin County, vote for either Derel Palmer or Phil Schoggen for Supervisor.  


Remember, vote early and vote often.  

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Therapy!

 Ole Miss folks could probably use some good therapy right now. 

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Monday, December 1, 2025

Idiots of the Day

 Someone got stupid over at Green Ghost Tacos in the Fondren.  WAPT reported: 

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Lane Speaks!

 Lane Kiffin is addressing the media right now.  It is his first press conference since the heaux high-tailed it out of Mississippi.  The presser is live-streamed below. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Check out what happened to this guy. 

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Shad Prepares to Face Legislature

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Deal of the Day

 The best boots in America are on sale right now.  Yup, White's Boots is holding its annual holiday boot sale.  Need a new pair of work boots or safety boots? Do you fight fires? Are you a lineman? Ditch the Iron Rangers and get a pair of these.  The style is Pacific Northwest. They aren't cheap but you literally get what you pay for with these boots.  

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From DUI to Judge?

 A candidate for Rankin County Justice Court Judge got herself in a wee bit of trouble with the law in August this year.  

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Pimps & Hoes

 What else did you think it was going to be? 

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Sunday, November 30, 2025

They Mad

 The local gentry was not too happy up in Lafayette County today. 



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Flashback: The Derrick Johnson Slush Fund

 JJ first published this post on August 30, 2013.  JJ reported Friday Mr. Johnson engineered a nice "partnership" between the NAACP and a law firm to pursue environmental racism claims.  The firm in turn donated over $150,000 to his wife's State Senate campaign. 

The Secretary of State cracked down on a Derrick Johnson charity.  It seems our head of the Mississippi NAACP is paid $120,000 a year to operate One Voice, a non-profit with the same address as the state NAACP.   Although One Voice is considered to be a charity or non-profit, in reality it is a slush fund as most of the money is spent on consultants, travel, and salaries.  Employees could sign checks made payable to themselves.  Debit cards were issued to officers.  $1.78 million a year makes for a nice little slush fund. 

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Funny of the Day

 Kelsey Farese posted a rather humorous take on it all this morning.  

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Going, Going...... Golding? (Updated)

 Kiffin Tweets!

It's getting nasty up in Oxford. 

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The Bear and the Rattlesnake

 "Those people are on a dark spiral downward. But if you think that leaves you on the high ground where you can point your finger at others, think again. Every time you criticize someone, you condemn yourself. It takes one to know one. Judgmental criticism of others is a well-known way of escaping detection in your own crimes and misdemeanors," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he read from Romans 2 in the Message Bible by Eugene Patterson.   Enjoy Dr. Pollard's 1997 sermon posted below as he preaches on the perils of judgment.  

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Bill Crawford: High Prices Thwarting Trump's Affordability Promise

“Starting the day I take the oath of office I will rapidly drive prices down and we will make America affordable again,” candidate Donald Trump said at an August 14, 2024, rally in North Carolina.

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Saturday, November 29, 2025

The Chancellor & the Coach

 Update (11/30/25): Thamel reporting Ole Miss team meeting at 1. 

Things are still up in the air up in Oxford.  Ross Dellenger tweeted: 

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Saturday Night Cinema

Need something good to watch this weekend while it rains? Check out these movies streamed on Youtube for, dare we say it?, Free! There are some real gems below. 

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Goon Squad Victim Fights Back

A Goon Squad victim sued Rankin County and the former deputies who tortured him during a traffic stop in 2022. 

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D.L. Gardner: Miracles Among Us

Holidays have a way of making us think about things in different ways. Thanksgiving makes us thankful for even the most mundane things we normally take for granted. Giving thanks is on our minds.

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Friday, November 28, 2025

Bitching About Ho's

 Lane Kiffin didn't take too kindly to an Ole Miss Spirit reporter calling him a "ho" earlier this week.  

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Campaign Follies: Nothing to See Here, Move Along

A California law firm funneled over $150,000 to Letitia Johnson's campaign for the Mississippi State Senate - the same law firm that hired Ms. Johnson a few months before her husband, NAACP President Derrick Johnson, awarded a partnership to the firm last year. 

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Flashback Friday: Egg Bowl Edition

or when a "Jew" beat the Maroons. 

Check out how the 1927 Clarion-Ledger referred to a star University football player in its account of the Egg Bowl.  

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MCPP: Trouble on the Right. Why Conservatives Need to be Wary

I only recently learned what a “groyper” is - you may or may not be familiar with the term?

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WWLKD?

 Will he or won't he? T'is the question.   Baton Rouge sports talk show host Matt Moscona said last night there might be some waffling going on up in Oxford. 

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Get Ready to Cry

 Ready for a good cry? The ZeroBear PolyBear has a fried onion ring recipe just for you that is guaranteed to make you cry and slap yo mama.   Enjoy his fixings in the downloadable recipe posted below. 

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Thursday, November 27, 2025

Throwback Thursday

For Thanksgiving night, we will try something different.  One of the greatest collections of talent ever assembled appeared in St. Louis in 1961.  Johnny, Frank, Dean, and Sammy; all on stage at the same time.  Enjoy. 

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Who Wants to Kill?

 It's that time of year and you know what that means.  

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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