Saturday, August 29, 2026

Idiots of the Day

What is it about the Magee Walmart?  


34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fighting over a man?

Anonymous said...

Redneck whores come in all races.

Anonymous said...

Crystal meth, coke, stupidity, ferals. Take your pick.

Anonymous said...

They are young teens, assholes.

Anonymous said...

Say what you will and deny it if you please, but, you won't see two in a hundred female-fisticuffs involving WT wimmins. Yep...It's always the 'usual suspects'. But, thanks for playing the equality card, Kingfish!

Anonymous said...

Yay for them! They went viral! Wasn't that the point?

Anonymous said...

"What is it about the Magee Walmart?"

Oh, that's easy: it's a Walmart. In Magee. Didja hear about the two smart, stylish, and wealthy ladies who got into a brawl at the Walmart over in the nicest area in town? Yeah, neither has anyone else. Ever.

Anonymous said...

Teens don't fight outside of Magee? It was a couple of punches. It's not Honor Roll behavior by any means, but how is this news?

Anonymous said...

WTF are you talking about klansman at 3:19? How long has it been since you were that age? Apparently, you're ancient and/or demented (likely both) enough to forget that white people (including females) throw hands as much as any other race.

Anonymous said...

"Empty Othor" and "Forever Oppressed Franklin" will love this. LMAO.

Anonymous said...

I was disappointed.

That was very lame ... "compared to the usual female conflicts we see in the capitol city".

Anonymous said...

Preach it...how many shooting and killings last night. Magee gone before it got started. Killing 80 year old grabd parents weak af.

Anonymous said...

5:55 LMAO at that last sentence. You are DELUSIONAL.

Anonymous said...

I was hoping to see a tit pop out!

Anonymous said...

How come fat girls have to fight?

Anonymous said...

I’m sure WalMart is rich enough to have facial scanning in store. They need to call police and trespass those southern debutants for 5 years.

Anonymous said...

Simpson County white trash

Anonymous said...

I strongly agree. KF can do better.

Anonymous said...

I don’t see this except in Mississippi. They don’t even wear shoes!!! When will you guys demand a higher quality of life? I can tell a difference every time I enter this state! This is pathetic and everywhere here.

Anonymous said...

You know that's a lie. Or either you never watch all the videos on this blog or elsewhere. Hardly a day goes by that we are not blessed with another video of black gals slinging each other around by weaves, snatching tats out of bras and rolling around parking lots like walruses at the zoo.

Anonymous said...

So Wally doesn't observe "No shirt, No shoes, No service".

Kingfish said...

Post the white ones all the time..... when they happen. As for this Walmart, it is the same store where that woman took a bat to the merchandise.

Anonymous said...


August 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM; considering those girls looked to be about 15, maybe 16, you might want to try and delete that comment and all of your browsing history.

Anonymous said...

cat fight

Anonymous said...

Well, they certainly weren't fighting over a pair of shoes.

Anonymous said...

8:08, there’s a big world outside of this site. Not each of your opinions have to be based on what kingfish posts (who happens to deny the truth of your statement, by the way).

Oh, and just because I know it probably bothers you—and more importantly, because it’s clear that it’s true: you’re an idiot racist

Anonymous said...

7:53, you obviously need to get out more. There is PLENTY of this beyond MS’s borders. Any of our neighboring states have lots of this activity.

Anonymous said...

11:57 I did get out. And when you return to Mississippi, the difference hits you as soon as you step into a retail experience. I seriously have to put on my thick skin to deal with the day to day reality. And use my AI to get around and avoid the idiots. They are everywhere! Alabama and Louisiana have their share but Mississippi is a true standout. If you don’t notice, you must have acclimated to the environment. It creeps me out!

Anonymous said...

How can you tell it wasn't Jackson? Only two were involved in the fight, no one got jumped by some random third party after it was over, nary a weave was ripped off, and all chesticles stayed covered.

Anonymous said...

After living all over the Southeast in big cities, I came home to marry a girl from Simpson (MS girls are THE best). I've met a lot of wonderful, educated people as I too had a stereotype about the area which I've learned isn't 100% true. BUT there is a sizeable portion of the populace that choose ignorance instead of bootstraps. And living all over, I've learned rednecks are EVERYWHERE, even on the Canadian border.

Anonymous said...

Culture rot is everywhere. We did fight a lot back in the day but rarely in public. At least these two skanks had nice shapes.

Anonymous said...

I was born and raised in Alberta, Canada. It's full of what the rest of Canada calls "rednecks". Typically blue collar, a little more conservative, but damn good people at their core. Much like I've found down here in central MS. Mostly.

Anonymous said...

Thanks. I hadn't noticed that chick didn't have shoes.

Anonymous said...

This looks like the Scott County folks that make the trip to the Pearl Wal-mart


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