Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Live From Goodman

 Police? What Poh-lice? 


36 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would be helpful to add closed captioning

Anonymous said...

It’s long been known that you don’t want to own property in Holmes County.

fed up in Jackson said...

Goodman doesn't deserve that type of ignorance walking the street. One can only hope that Holmes Co Sheriff is aware, or maybe a US Marshal might be interested in where those firearms came from and some other stuff that might be in their pocket

Anonymous said...

The future of the whole Mississippi, I'm afraid. That's why I successfully pleaded with my children to get the hell out of here while they still could.

Anonymous said...

It’s all over the internet/social media what a bunch of illiterate fools. You are allowed to carry however not automatic weapons. To the family of these ingrates I hope you are proud, they got national exposure. Hopefully once they grow up they can learn the English language and get jobs and have a family.
Grandma and Mama The Feds will be knocking down your doors in the near future. It’s a federal offense.
And to the Sheriff of Holmes County Willie March you are the laughing stock of Mississippi. You have no credibility! Clean this shit up!

Anonymous said...

These fools don’t realize this behavior is shameful and not normal. Which one of you fools woke up this morning and convinced the other numnuts to follow you into the city? Y’all are special! Bet these fools don’t get out much! This is real ignorant!
Bet the people in Goodman are laughing at y’all dumbasses! I guess they will be convinced to walk into downtown Jackson next! Then Mayor Horhn will give y’all basketballs and resources because he is from Goodman.

Anonymous said...

Sheriff March is at the coaches convention in Flowood Ms today where he will bring back sports equipment for the young citizens of his County.

Anonymous said...

They are planning to walk to the Holmes County Sheriff’s Department tomorrow and apply for a Sheriffs Deputy position. It’s going to take the help of all of them to fill out one application. My brothers y’all are goofy! Which one of you Einstein’s thought this was OK. This is a prime example of the blind leading the blind.
I know some people thought it’s was something wrong with y’all but it’s evident. Y’all real goofy!

Anonymous said...

The Circus can use this act! Man y’all are hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Word on the street the Fed’s are on the way! Go ahead are post your addresses. Will you all be wearing the same clothes? Grandma go ahead and get a burial policy for these fools before the insurance agent sees the video.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you young men are smoking, you need to put it in a bottle and sell it. Call it Dumber!

Anonymous said...

My son just saw these guys on Social Media. He is in the Middle East. He said they were a little odd in school but never thought this would occur. He said they huffed the gas from all the lawnmowers in the neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

It’s not just Jackson anymore. It’s the entire State of Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Where is the ATF? Or is their job to go after Conservatives only?

Anonymous said...

No, only "Blue" controlled disasters!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Where did they go? Asking for a friend

Anonymous said...

To the mother of these young men when they are arrested and go to court. A good defense would be the forceps used during birth squeezed their heads too much it caused a lack of judgment and foresight.

Anonymous said...

Sheriff March they commenting about you on YouTube, these boys done made y’all a laughing stock. You a hick Sheriff got young fools walking through town with illegal weapons.
Sheriff March what you gonna do!

Anonymous said...

Looks like a mostly peaceful protest to me.

Anonymous said...

6:37 Wow that’s mighty conservative of you. Way to fight for anything at all.

Anonymous said...

Second Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

If the commies ever invade yutes like these will make the Red Dawn Wolverines proud! Just like America's founding fathers intended.

BONUS! Just like the Navajo Code Talkers the enemy won't be able to break their code.

Anonymous said...

What the helk is going on????? Tate, establish a State Police Department, im tired of.the ignorance. Dont care what your race is, ignorance is Ignorance!!! Our elders dont deserve this!!!! Fools having fools!!!!

Anonymous said...

Where did all the 2nd amendment folks go?

Anonymous said...

You really want the Holmes County Sheriff working on this case. Look at this video it might change your mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MazueQuEYSo&t=17s

Anonymous said...

Huh?

Anonymous said...

Probably the same place as all the 15th amendment folks.

Anonymous said...

Holmes County is a disaster. But what can they do? The last city in Holmes Country that tried to corral this type of behavior from these kinds of people got slapped with a federal lawsuit. Holmes County has been the wild wild west of Mississippi for years.

Anonymous said...

Ha! True dat. Those lads are just protecting the homeland.

Anonymous said...

To all Political Leaders in Holmes County it’s time for you to call it a day. Holmes Community College is yards from this incident, how do you expect any sane person to send their chid into this type environment of lawlessness. If you do they will need an armed guard to go to dollar general.

Anonymous said...

They seem well fed and harmless. Lol !!!

Anonymous said...

As you can see they have the firepower to kill each other. Give them a little time.

Anonymous said...

Sheriff Willie March I know this is not happening in your County! Brother you done lost your grip to these young fools! Maybe you can call your Congressman The Honorable Bennie Thompson for help in getting these young men into programs that will assist them on securing jobs. On you can let them work for the Sheriffs Department they seem to know how to handle Automatic weapons, oh I forgot this is illegal unless they have done a federal
Background check and have a federal tax stamp for said weapons.
Sheriff when you get a chance to talk to the brothers tell them how disappointed you are at their actions. And give them a soul hug.

Anonymous said...

Another instance of running commentary simply repeating the same things two, three, or four times. Why? Are the others hard of hearing? Did the speaker say something he thought funny and when no one laughed he repeated it? Or is it a cultural custom of speech? I confess to being bewildered and mystified.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I see this as a positive. Now that Lynn has made it difficult for Mississippians to watch free porn on their phones, they're back outside in the sunshine, engaging in group activities.

And think of all the positives for the Medical Industry:
The recent uptick in mass shootings, among Mississippi's youth (whose phones are not as entertaining as they used to be) makes Mississippi the ideal place to train as a Trauma Surgeon.

With no nasty content to view on phones, the inevitable return to in-person sex/rapes/etc., means VD numbers are soaring! More business for everybody! Syphilis babies are customers-FOR-LIFE! Care facilities are in for a BOOM!

Missed getting vaxxed? Getting shot-up by bored youths (who formerly spent their days on Pornhub, but are now outside, being sociable), means you'll eventually be getting a TRANSFUSION! Your new, improved blood, may present countless "helping opportunities" for the Medical/Pharma industries, for the rest of your life! And, depending on which experts you believe, you may be passing-on your new superpowers to your descendants! How cool is THAT?!!!

So, truly, that last image of the youth, atop a cop car, proudly brandishing an automatic weapon, would make a dandy tee shirt - or a full-page ad in a retirement publication:
"RETIRE IN MISSISSIPPI! WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!"
I mean, why should Switzerland and Mexico get all the Death Tourism?

Anonymous said...

Holmes County, Jefferson County, and Claiborne County are all on par with each other. They are all 80%+ "Democrat," and essentially have no functioning law enforcement. I don't even think MHP stops folks in those counties. I don't care to pass through any of them. There was a YouTube video where a guy went to Claiborne and Jefferson Counties, and the old black people he interviewed admitted that things were better before the white folks left. He interviewed a group of teens in Hermanville (all toting weapons), and asked them about the rise in gun violence. They responded, "yeah, and we're about to make it go up!" The video was called "Inside America's Poorest County." Maybe the poor fella will go to Holmes County next.

Anonymous said...

My great-great grandparents had a plantation in Jefferson County. They employed a lot of immigrants. When they shut down so did the jobs.


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