Wednesday, March 25, 2026

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 Spellcheck is not always your best friend.  




33 comments:

Anonymous said...

No excuse for that.

Anonymous said...

That’s a real pisser.

Anonymous said...

Yes, it should read "residents" not "residence", carry on.

Anonymous said...

Peed myself

Anonymous said...

Well ... I'm glad to know Supervisor Angela G. Hutchins, President is concerned about incontinence issues that may be caused by someone seeing a warning sign on the road.

Anonymous said...

Well, I certainly hope not….

Anonymous said...

No problem, the flagmen on the project can pass out Depends.

Anonymous said...

Did you know he has a wife? Her name is Incontinentia!

-Pontius Pilate discussion the wife of a Praetorian named Biggus Dickus

Anonymous said...

We can only hope Angela G. is not referring to fecal incontinence. That would be a real mess.

Residence [sp] Remediation said...

Spellcheck would not be a fail safe solution in this case.

Anonymous said...

The typo aside, that release illustrates a failure of the Adams County schools - it was written on the third or fourth grade level. At least they are trying to prevent “suspected” automobile accidents.

Anonymous said...

There is some interesting writing in that correspondence, and she is President of the board.

If there are any wrecks there almost certainly will be some incontinence.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who smiles at 6:53’s comment will lose their pay.

Anonymous said...

Adams County Residence (should be Residents)
Admas County (Adams County)
Ogden road (small r) & should also be plural (Roads)
Incontinence x2

Anonymous said...

You don't have to have any abilities to be a supervisor or most any politician. You only have to get the most votes. Stupid votes count the same as smart ones.

Anonymous said...

She was clearly educated prior to The Mississippi Miracle.
Has Alcorn State requested that she return her diploma?

Eldridge Coleman said...

Do any of those Adams Co Supervisors pass themselves off, falsely, as a sworn officer, a Lieutenant no less, on the Natchez Police Dept?

Anonymous said...

Any time I see a notice with all these mistakes it makes me feel better about my third grade education.

Anonymous said...

Incontinentia Buttocks

Anonymous said...

I’m glad Ms. Hutchins didn’t want to cause the residence any incontinence.

Anonymous said...

Poking fun at a rural county while not a word about a Congress that is so inept that it can't pay some of our most important security staff. Have a great flight!

Anonymous said...

"Anyone who smiles at 6:53’s comment will lose their pay. "

Stealing two jokes from Monty Python in one joke deserves a penalty.....

Anonymous said...

I can say this as I lived in Natchez/Adams county for about 20 years .......... 7:08 PM is 100% correct !

Living there is much different than a fun weekend at a festival on the Natchez Bluffs.

I think the "Sisters of Rukia" cult have two chapters down there. One of the chapters has a major role in the Adams County School District.




Anonymous said...

Undoubtedly spellcheck substituted the incorrect wording, but the writer's editing before clicking "print" will not be a problem going forward after this goof.

Anonymous said...

You don't get out much, do you? Natchez is anything but rural. Are you suggesting a lack of educational institutions in and around Adams county?

One thing that might help with all this incontinence is a rest stop being built in the area.

Anonymous said...

Spail Chek - Whut dat?

Anonymous said...

The Board Presidency rotates among members.

Like heads on swivels, these are The Days of Our Lives.

Anonymous said...

That’s the sad part, votes, not qualifications gets you in office where you can make decisions that affect people’s lives.

Anonymous said...

that was from the heart. institutional incontinence is a terrible thing

Anonymous said...

My bet is this error wasn't spell check but user error.

Anonymous said...

They walk among us.

Jose Cuervo said...

“The %*€{+* Germans got nothin' to do with it!" ~ Buford T. Justice

Anonymous said...

Well that's...shitty.


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