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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.

28 comments:
I guess telling them to buzz off didn't work.
Lumumbees-
They are finally replacing the flooring in the airport next week. To me, after that upgrade our airport will be just perfect. So so easy to get in and out of. Always a nice reprieve from ATL/Charlotte. And for the most part our TSA agents are decently nice compared to other airports. So no more JAN slander please everyone!
JAN is a Dump. New flooring doesn't make it any more tolerable.
@2:12pm So what would make it not a dump? Would you like for them to paint the walls white next? It's generally clean. They replaced their AC units/fixed the issues so now the air is cool. Maybe its outdated but "dump" just doesn't describe it. I think people just love to complain, yourself included. Just be glad it isn't slam packed all the time. Try gratitude for once.
What we do want? The state to take over the airport.
When do we want it? Now!
Are they getting paid…?
What would make JAN less of a dump? Maybe not having an old airport with the highest fares in the nation with few direct flights on top of that. And while you’re at it, let’s stop allowing it to be a patronage job for black separatists. Not asking for much. Try equality and competence for once.
I fly every other week, now that they fixed the A/C the airport is fine. I can arrive less than an hour before departure, breeze through security and without much delay, board my flight. I don’t have to spend much time there. It’s not like people are making a connection and have to spend a couple hours waiting. So, no it’s not filled with places to eat but who cares.
The designation of that facility as an "International Airport" is always funny.
@6:15 Highest fares in the nation is not even close to accurate. You get high fares when your metro area is only 600k people too. You are whining for no reason, because you don’t know what you’re talking about. You are an ungrateful person. High fares doesn’t make the airport a dump either. Just cause it’s old doesn’t mean it’s a dump either, too.
8:15, there are no international commercial passenger flights at JAN, but there is a Customs office there to handle international cargo and accommodate the occasional international private flight. That’s why it’s designated “international” so actually it’s not so funny.
6:15, previous commenters were talking about the actual facility, which is certainly not a dump. I agree with you about fares and the clown show commission running JAN, but that doesn’t make the facility a dump.
Isn’t it an “international” airport because of the junket the commissioners took to the Paris Airshow on the taxpayers dime flying business class and staying at a 5* hotel? That’s international. Right?
Actually 10:01 ... it's funny as hell.
Sure a UPS/Fed Ex flight from a Caribbean island might land at the cargo area once a year, but that does not make it an international airport.
The only real international flights (in or out) are by the 172nd Airlift Wing based there.
Stop complaining. I'm sure the airport commissioners will take care of the problems as soon as they get back from the Paris Air Show.
Y’all are too obsessed about dissing Jackson. Meanwhile no comments on the classic SNL reel. My God they look so young.
12:09, the only thing funny is your misunderstanding. If an airport has a Customs presence, it is designated as international. A company in Brazil with a private jet wanting to fly to the U.S. for business can only land at an international airport, so they would need to know which airports are designated as such. I know it’s fun for you to disparage anything you don’t understand, but you missed the mark on this one. Give up and move on.
Jackson-Medgar Wiley Evers International Airport (JAN)
is consistently ranked as one of the most expensive airports for domestic travel in the United States.
National and Regional Cost Comparison
Recent data from early 2025 and 2024 highlights the significant price gap between Jackson and other major hubs:
National Standing: Jackson is ranked as the 9th most expensive airport in the U.S. for domestic flights.
Average Fares: The average domestic itinerary from Jackson is approximately $510.84, which is over $125 higher than the 2025 national average of $384.85.
Regional Comparison: Nearby major airports often offer significantly lower rates:
New Orleans (MSY)
: Average fare of $325.26.
Memphis (MEM)
: Average fare of $392.93.
Gulfport-Biloxi (GPT)
: Average fare of $472.86. WJTV and other networks
These airport complainers don't seem to travel to cities the size of Jackson and ridiculously compare it large airports. We get on and off planes quickly , have a nice restaurant and bar that is never over crowded, a nice bookstore, plenty of snack choices and you don't have to wait in long lines to be served. Some people are just negative by nature. Perhaps, you guys are too ill mannered to keep the men's bathrooms nice but our women's bath you always is. No where do I get on and off a plane quicker . You want a Delta Sky Club? You'll find it at hubs or in big cities. Try not to be a bumpkin or rube when you go elsewhere. It's embarrassing to all of us.
I'm relieved that no bees were harmed.
Private planes from Texas use Jackson all the time for international returns. It can save hours and mucho dinero compared to Houston customs. Jackson is the fastest and trouble free of any we use in the area
"What we do want? The state to take over the airport.
When do we want it? Now!"
After all, the State built, owns and runs the Trade (cough, cough) Center. Electrical and all.
PS: All those private planes coming in from Texas...Texas is right up against Mexico isn't it?
The rubes are the ones getting dumped on but still swear that the local sewage pond they fly out of is an oasis smelling of lilacs, and not boo boo and malice towards them. Sad.
I’m impressed with all the upgrades at JAN.
Just curious, 11:59, what similar sized airports are you comparing JAN to in order to reach your conclusions?
I've flown into 41 state capitals for my job. Jackson's airport is the worst in the nation by a large margin. Jackson Intl is a disaster.
That has everything to do with US Customs, and nothing to do with the airport management/jet-setting commissioners.
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