Friday, January 23, 2026

Idiots of the Day: Pearl Version

 Meanwhile at Sam's Club......


Damn white folks.  They ruin everything.  




34 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Pearl is for real doomed!

Anonymous said...

You won't admit it, but the truth is that this happens very little with white folks, HOWEVER......

Anonymous said...

So glad I moved out of Pearl and into Jackson 30 years ago.

Anonymous said...

Red ain't dead.

Anonymous said...

Think you forgot the "trash" between white and folks

Anonymous said...

Wasted my 4 minutes of my life to see a fat redneck from pearl talking tough and some Rankin County loser wearing a shirt Clay Edwards sold him. GTFOH

Anonymous said...

The guy in the Clay Edwards shirt de-escalating the situation was classic.

Anonymous said...

Why was the white guy "jumping on a female"?

Anonymous said...

That went a long way towards reinforcing the stereotype we all have of Pearl. The only thing missing was the fight being filmed in front of their trailer.

Hookah said...

Don't eff with Earl boy just run! He's barefoot struttin through Sam's parking lot with his squirrel gun cocked!

Anonymous said...

They are probably from Scott or Simpson counties

Anonymous said...

I hate Rankin County!

Anonymous said...

Such a smart move, got any financial advice for us while you're at it?

Anonymous said...

They couldn't find a Krogers so they settled for Sam's Club.

Anonymous said...

Niknar white trash.

Anonymous said...

NE Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Camera operator ain't worth a crap. Need some training..

Anonymous said...

im so glad I moved to Copiah County 37 years ago!

Anonymous said...

The Sam's Club is doomed.

Anonymous said...

If people act like that in public I can only imagine how they behave at home.

Sam’s Club can revoke membership based on that type of behavior, too.

Anonymous said...

hello fish. i want to see the vid but it will not play

Anonymous said...

oh no, and I just purchased a new house in Pearl

Anonymous said...

That’s OK sweetheart. We hate you too.

Anonymous said...

Eat dirt Pearl

Anonymous said...

My primary interactions with the Pearletariat, happened on the afternoons when a group of us Jackson landlords would converge on a laundromat in Pearl, to wash king-size comforters and huge, floor-dragging "Isadora Duncan Style" canvas curtains, from the apartments we rented to budding professionals (the cig stench left by the Ole Miss crowd, necessitated the washing of fabrics - and buffing of floors with a German beeswax-&-rosemary floor compound: not to mention polishing the nicotine residue off windows and chandelier crystals.

What a lesson in biometric pattern recognition! Fresh from refunding deposits, to mean, bony, down-from-Tennessee-type legal and medical interns, we'd be in that laundromat, rubbing shoulders with rounded descendants of escaped white slaves (escaped from late Eighteenth Century logging crews, while Jackson was being constructed). Fresh from renting to Rich Rednecks, we'd be doing laundry with Poor White Trash. It was a lesson in Neanderthal Admixture, vs Denisovan Admixture: Apennine Peninsula Ice Age Genetic Bottleneck vs Crimean Ice Age Genetic Bottleneck.

Denisovan faces have just recently been determined. After watching the above video, I did an image search: "Denisovan facial structure". Those could be the FACES OF PEARL.

Anonymous said...

@1:03pm What in the Chicken Fried F*ck did I just read?

KF why do you delete some comments and then allow this LOL

Anonymous said...

I hope it’s near valley st. Such a nice area

Anonymous said...

Pearl is a redneck town. Lots of trailer parks

Anonymous said...

Thank you, I:28, for coming along to illustrate the primary reason for Mississippi's Brain Drain: people like YOU. ...the need to get away from people like you, and their violent reactions to anything not as lowdown as they are.

Anonymous said...

I like 👍

Anonymous said...

Jerry Jerry

Anonymous said...

Nobody got they head stomped?

Anonymous said...

Hit the play button

Anonymous said...

Redneck was defending the honor and integrity of his trailer park


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