Jackson Jambalaya

It's likely the first time him and many of his generation ever faced a consequence.

His parents must be devastated they were not there to protect him.

When you make something like that a felony, the law is a joke.

Sean Dunn (was) an employee of DOJ.

That man is a real "hero". I'm glad they could "sub"due him. He's in trouble no matter how you slice it.

Throwing a sandwich at an LEO is a felony?!! Man oh man, these Republicans are pu$$ies.

Wish there was audio with this. What a dick head. He must have seriously thought nothing was going to happen. Wonder if his overweight woman waiting for her sub kicked his ass?

Charged for assault with a breadly weapon. He’s toasted.

Today it’s throwing milkshakes and sandwiches, but his hippie grandparents put flowers in military rifles.

Federal cops, federal prosecutors, federal court, and federal prison- this clown’s path in life.

He crossed the line about a foot long.

Back in your basement you infant.

Hope they tack on a special assessment if that sandwich was a Cold Cut Combo.

Yeah, 12:49, just let people do what they want with no consequences. That is where the p***s are really are - no responsibility, no punishment, no morals, and as we see, anarchy. Punish the lawbreakers no matter the crime!!

12:53 for the win!!!

Attacks on ICE agents are now up 800%. If a cop jumped up and down taunting a citizen and threw a subway at said citizen, the Karens would go nuts.
Cut all this stuff out and it will go away quickly.

Maybe I’m just old , but I don’t understand. You work for the government at will. But you berate a fellow employee (not directly in your division) to the point of physically throwing something at them. And then just run away like a ‘p y’ and expect no repercussions? I can never wrap my head around the TDS that literally consumes these people’s soul. Take a fucking chill pill.

Says the man who agrees with solitary confinement for citizens who walked through the US Capitol at the invitation of the Capital police.

12:49 - you Democrats are the p___ies. Like 5 year olds always throwing a fit when ya don’t get your way.

The only thing Democrats like more than crime? The criminals that commit them.

The sandwich thrower works for the DOJ. He was fired over this.

Who knew we'd one day see Fox News running the Whitehouse?

some of these comments are funny.

but those of you complaining about republicans being pussies or over-reacting about having a sandwich thrown at a federal LEO, think about this; it wasn't that long ago that these same degenerate leftists were throwing frozen bottles of water, rocks, bricks, and fireworks at federal LEOs.

there could have been any number of objects in that sandwich, or what was thrown could have been number of objects that could cause serious injury.

don't complain about the consequences when they are real easy to avoid. i'm only 52, but i'm pretty sure i can go the rest of my life without facing federal charges for assaulting a federal LEO. it's not that difficult, if you've ever had to face consequences for bad behavior before.

The CNN presidency was WORSE

It could have been worse. A lot worse. Suppose this nut had access to toilet paper?

One of the articles I read said that he "forcefully threw the sandwich" at the officer's chest but the officer was uninjured because he was wearing body armor. Body armor was the only thing that saved that officer from injury by a sandwich, even a "forcefully" thrown one? Should this idiot get a misdemeanor charge (PI maybe?), spend a couple of days in the pokey, then spend ten or twenty weekends cleaning the streets, and if he keeps his fast food to himself for a year or two, expunged? Yep. Should he get hit with a federal (violent) felony? No. Aside from the overcharging, it's a huge waste of taxpayer money.

Fox News is way better than anything the libtards have to offer.

12:43 & 12:49 are you both crazy! Don’t play chicken or duck duck goose with the person holding a gun ‘ badge! I know you were taught better or do you let your children do this without consequences !

I agree with 2:11.

I'll add that if there weren't serious consequences, dumbasses would be copying this stunt all over the country, once it generated a million views on TikTok.

I didn't realize that Wolf Blitzer once ran the department of defense

was this sandwich a 6 inch or a footlong? if a footlong , double the prison time.

I bet a hunnert that if you smoked pretty boy Newsome with a club sammich, you would get arrested and charged. Same as if you stuffed a hotdog in Adam Schiff's mouth(like it looks like it is built for). Let's not pretend the left isn't a little soft as well.

it doesn't matter if he threw a piece of shredded lettuce at him. it still an assault on a federal officer.

''waste of taxpayer money''????????????????? it won't cost much at all to prosecute that clown.

Ya just know what went down here.

Soyboy is skipping down the street and turns a corner only to find...."FASCIST PIGS! MEAN OL' FASCIST PIGS!" As he shakes his head on his pencil neck and balls up his bony little fists, he sees...Subway. He knows what he has to do.

In he goes and marches up to the blue-haired 16-year old at the "Order Here" end. He asks Madisyn,Taylor, Liam, or Manning - because you just KNOW it was one of those names - for a foot-long. "What kind would you like, sir?" "Whichever one will penetrate body armor!" "Sir?" "But no meat - meat is murder!" "What?" "Just give me a vegan special on the sharpest, stalest bun in the store..." "What? Um, let me get my manager..."

"Yes, sir, I'm Taylor-Madisyn Manning, assistant sandwich toasting manager...can I help you?," says a 17-year-old with gray and orange hair. "Yes, I want every dangerous veggie you have on a stale, sharp roll!" "Um, OK, I guess...but it'll be an upcharge..." "Fine, I'm on a mission..."

And just a few minutes later, a nation is horrified by the senseless, wanton violence in it's capitol city. Sandwiches don't kill people, people kill people...except not by throwing veggie special footlongs at them.

Look, if President Trump is serious about violence in DC, he needs to issue an EO banning sandwiches. Today. RIGHT NOW! Screw Congressional approval, piss on the courts, this is for the children, Goddamnit!

this little clown is an antifa punk disguised as an ole miss frat boy with his haircut , kaki pants, and pink shirt and the $300 nikes he shoplifted.

1:35 Awesome, isn't it?

2:11 Are you old enough to remember the time when society would allow you get away with a LOT, but one thing you couldn't get away with was an offense against a cop? I am. It's not been that long ago that if you messed with a cop, there were going to be serious consequences. And it should have been that way. Even gangsters and the like didn't used to mess with cops....because of the consequences. However, since the pussification of society through democrat objectives like "defund the police," and democrat groups like antifa with their ACAB mantra, police have been under fire. Literally. Cops are now targets, because the consequences that prevented that in more sane times have been removed.

Brick, water bottle, subway sandwich, it doesn't matter: DON'T MESS WITH COPS! They're here to prevent criminal activity, not allow it. Otherwise, they should be authorized to apply THEIR mantra, which is FAFO!

1:43 PM, “it's not that difficult,”…..except for the spoiled rotten pea-brain temper tantrum thrower TDS’er that has a nervous breakdown every time they don’t get their way.

Very intelligent response for someone that struggles with grammar.

You buncha room temp IQ goobers apparently don't realize there is plenty of room for consequences and punishment in between "nothing" and "felony."

Apparently he worked for the DOJ! You cant make this up. "Sean Charles Dunn, who worked in the DOJ's criminal division has been fired..."

"what an IDIOT"(in my Will Ferrell voice while kicking my foot)

"2:11 Are you old enough to remember the time when society would allow you get away with a LOT, but one thing you couldn't get away with was an offense against a cop? I am. It's not been that long ago that if you messed with a cop, there were going to be serious consequences. And it should have been that way. Even gangsters and the like didn't used to mess with cops....because of the consequences. However, since the pussification of society through democrat objectives like "defund the police," and democrat groups like antifa with their ACAB mantra, police have been under fire. Literally. Cops are now targets, because the consequences that prevented that in more sane times have been removed."

and

"''waste of taxpayer money''????????????????? it won't cost much at all to prosecute that clown."

First, to prosecute a violent federal felony will cost a serious chunk of change - and - it'll just add bullshit into an already-stretched situation.

Second, re-read my post at 2:11. I didn't say or even suggest that he not be charged or face no consequences. He certainly should. But they should be proportional to the offense committed, which in this case certainly appears to be a crime of passionate dumbfuckery (or again, PI).

Plainly, this idiot didn't buy the sandwich as an assault weapon. Had he shown up with a brick, a frozen bottle, etc., thereby demonstrating some degree of planning to attack somebody ("scienter"), especially cops, that would be a different matter. Or if he had hit the cop with something he lawfully carried but that any reasonable person would know could be a dangerous weapon (or even a reasonably potentially dangerous one), like a baseball bat, a heavy briefcase, a shovel, a bike, etc., then, again, a felony is appropriate and the exponential increase in cost worth it. But a tantrum with a sandwich?

Consider the wrapping/rolling thread and think appropriate consequences for the conduct at issue. Suppose this guy had thrown the sandwich, tried to run, and every cop there mag-dumped into his back?. Appropriate? Or suppose this guy had thrown the sandwich at a stranger on the street, tried to run, and the victim (and yes, they would be a "victim," but in perspective) mag-dumped into his back?

And BTW, yes, I know a fair number of very competent gun-toting feds, along with an assortment of USAs and judges, most but not all now retired. And I learned much of the above from them and their even-keeled perspective on such things.

I don't know of a jurisdiction except for some of the whacko ones where it is ok to throw things at a cop, no matter what they are.

Assault with a Deli weapon?

That there is a high capacity assault sammich. Ban em.

Unlike the Democrats that fled TX instead of representing their voters?

Go out, find a cop and throw a sandwich at him. Then report back how the courts treated you after you tell the judge what a joke the law is.

What is being overlooked here is the fact that soy boy sandwich thrower is supposed to be on the same team as the victim. I'm with the attorney general, the thrower was a member of the deep state.

We had a time when using the F word was enough to be arrested and using it to a cop in public resulted in a hickory baton to the head. Then we deified drug users and screeching loons like this DOJ dolt. It ain’t your city precious.

Don't take your tinfoil hat off. They are all around us, and many are armed with sandwiches.

With posters like 2:48, I'm beginning to believe in OMDS (Ole Miss Derangement Syndrome).

Once placed in cuffs the arresting officer proclaimed “that’s a wrap.”

That po' boy got arrested.

" many are armed with sandwiches.", I hope so. I could use a sandwich.

The perp runs like Dr. Evil’s son

The swamp just got a little bit smaller. ;)

4:24 for today's win!

"Go out, find a cop and throw a sandwich at him. Then report back how the courts treated you after you tell the judge what a joke the law is."

Throw a box of Krispy Kremes and see what happens. Oh, I'm just funnin' y'all. Kind of.