Thursday, June 12, 2025

Shake Dat A$$!

 Claiborne County Sheriff Edward Goods issued the following statement. 



As Sheriff of Claiborne County, I want to publicly state that I am highly against the party being promoted for Saturday, June 14th at 802 Market Street. This comes in light of the recent tragedy in Jefferson County where a life was lost, and tensions remain high in surrounding communities.

This event is being hosted within the city limits by outside promoters from Jefferson County and Vicksburg. Given these circumstances, we have serious concerns about the timing and potential risks associated with this gathering.

While in the past, our department has always patrolled such events to help ensure things ran smoothly, we are now asking the promoters and party planners to be sensitive to the overall concerns of the community. Be mindful and patient—give Jefferson County authorities the chance to make the necessary arrests so we don’t have a repeat of what happened down there.

We will be adjusting our safety efforts accordingly. My deputies will be setting up checkpoints on both the north and south ends of the county to help maintain order and safety.




30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I pray for safety for people attending this event.
Do people that attend events like this realize there is an elevated chance of violence? Is that part of the thrill?

Anonymous said...

looks fun. thanks for sharing.

Anonymous said...

Will The 2LiveCrew be performing?

Anonymous said...

Culturally, we are in a race to the bottom, and anyone associated with this event just took a big lead.

Anonymous said...

Will there be a twerking competition? Yes? I'm in.

Anonymous said...

Please check your guns and knives at the door.

Anonymous said...

My money is on Comelia Walker. She can probably just submit her video. If not she can skedaddle on up there to win dat moola.

anonymous said...

the sheriff is right. out of town promoters always bring trouble with them.

Anonymous said...

I love the promotional poster. It should erase any doubt as to the crowds character.

Anonymous said...

P Diddy party…

Hookah said...

places $20 on 3 shot 2 killed

Anonymous said...

They're going to regret the damage to their joints (knees, ankles, backbone, etc; not the other kind of joint) in 20 years after all that twerking.

Anonymous said...

It’s hard to believe that Port Gibson and Fayette were once thriving communities.

Anonymous said...

They may be too tired to twerk after attending the No Kings protests. Gonna be a long day.

Anonymous said...

Does Chockwe know he’s invited?

Anonymous said...

Just like you and me, not a bit of difference, so take your racist opinions and judgments back to Sunday School with you.

Anonymous said...

Y'all ever been to Claiborne County? It's basically this and hunting camps. Not much in between. Very kin to Lexington/Holmes County.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember the music of the 60’s and 70’s when peace and love were sung about instead of hatred? The black community got away from that and it has affected their youth by listening to that garbage called rap and hip hop. George Benson didn’t sing about hate, Ray Charles didn’t sing about hate, Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes were great, the O’Jays sang about the Love Train, Marvin Gaye, Dianna Ross, The Fifth Dimension and many more were great artists who to this day you can enjoy their music and feel good. Nobody ever got shot listening to them.

Anonymous said...

Bet they all go to church on Sunday and raise their hand to God. Can I get an Amen and Witness.

Anonymous said...

There's a SHAKEDATASSFEST coming to their town?

What could go wrong?

Anonymous said...

The poster reaks of racism.

Anonymous said...

It could be that the ASSFEST promoters and attendees aren't dissuaded by the lack of emergency services in case of some sort of mass casualty event due to those attending getting wild.

Anonymous said...

10:33 - I'd bet next year's salary that someone has gotten shot listening to all of them at some point or another. It's apparently a way of life.

Anonymous said...

What entity permitted this thing?

Anonymous said...

As I did my research for my volunteer judge position I learned that Port Gibson had the state’s first library and second newspaper. This must certainly be why the scholars organizing this educational event chose this location, which is also the county “seat”.

Anonymous said...

Thank you , 10:33 - you were probably a big fan of STAX also. As a young freshman at Ole Miss, several, no make that a few, of us went to a "review" at the old Ellis Auditorium in Memphis. All black entertainers, about 95% of the audience was black - the other 5% were white college kids. Everyone had a great time. There is no way I would go to a rap concert under any circumstances - I like living too much.

Anonymous said...

I gotz $20 on THREE shot, ONE killed..... BOOM, shaka laka

Anonymous said...

It's all fun and games till somebody gets disrespected.

Anonymous said...

In a way I have to agree with you.

Anonymous said...

Is there a cover charge?🌞


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