Jackson Jambalaya

Marrying a musician don’t make you a musician🥵🥵🥵

First of all, I love The Beatles. There is not a bad Beatles tune. The four of them together proved a sum greater than four.

But if they were still together and their popularity waning, and were their manager to strategize with an image consultant regarding what might be done to rekindle fan interest and sales, the consultant might recommend a death. But which Beatle to kill?

Not Ringo. Ringo is just so lovable. And so cool, the most cool of all four with his easygoing outlook.

Not George. For who would even know? George, long known as the quiet one, the silent one, is so quiet that the media couldn’t be counted upon to report his passing, just not a sexy enough story.

Not Paul. Paul is too cute and affable.

That leaves John. He’s ugly, physically unattractive, considered by most to be a frightful asshole. And, too, he formed a band with this screeching harpy, which doesn’t aid his case. Yoko and her singing are Japan’s revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

And therefore John Lennon must die.

Hypothetically, of course, only hypothetically.

I think the Yoko angle was parodied in This Is Spinal Tap when David's girlfriend Jeanine joins the band's tour.

I use her name regularly when I say "You wouldn't want me playing my Yoko Ono albums"

As much as I do not like her 'singing', I do respect her when she said she forced herself to put on a happier face after realizing everyone had to look at her scowl and frown for years after John Lennon was assassinated. That takes a lot of self reflection and change.

I blame the sound technician. He should have turned off her microphone immediately, claiming that there was a short causing high frequency screeching. Who could argue with that?

Before there was Megan Markle there was Yoko Ono.

"I use her name regularly when I say 'You wouldn't want me playing my Yoko Ono albums'"

I'll freely admit I have no idea who is crazier - Yoko herself, or someone who owns not only one but multiple of her albums - AND - admits to it in public. Heck, I didn't even know she had even one album. I'm glad that I've never done anything so heinous, foul, and despicable that it deserved a punishment as heinous, foul, and despicable of putting one on. Shit, that can't even be Constitutional, much less allowed by the Geneva Convention: "Fuck the waterboarding, get the...ALBUM!" "NO! NO! GIVE ME A MAP, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE EVERYONE IS, EVEN MY OWN CHILDREN! The secret knock is 'Shave and a haircut...!'"

9:43....the winner!