Monday, November 18, 2024

Do Ya Think He's Sexy?

 Rod Stewart, yes, the one and only Rod Stewart, is coming to Brandon.   




25 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's just pretty cool! And Cheap Trick is opening up!! That should be a fun night!!

Anonymous said...

“Maggie May” one of the best ever!

Anonymous said...

He will be 80 in January and still touring!? I guess if you have 8 kids with 5 different women the bills don’t stop.

Anonymous said...

What an icon ! I can't imagine the life he has lived.

I'm losing you said...

He played the Coliseum in Jackson on June 30 1989 while on the "Out of Order" tour. Guess we should have listened a little harder?! Youngsters should search YouTube for videos back in the day of "The Faces". Holy smoke what a band that was. And Cheap Trick as opener? This should be a GREAT show!

Anonymous said...

Wow, not coming to the world famous Thalia Mara?

Lefty Brees said...

Skip, skip, skip.

Anonymous said...

Will all those old codgers be able to survive the August heat??

Anonymous said...

I talked to him and Rachel Hunter at the Ritz in Palm Beach years ago in the Club Lounge. They were very nice.

Kingfish said...

Even better if he could get Ron Wood back. Music was not as good after the Stones stole him.

Anonymous said...

Watching Mike Tyson on Friday night reminded me not to get too excited in anticipation about over-the-hill performers. However, I do like Cheap Trick. See ya'll there!

Anonymous said...

I miss the old days when I could see speakers behind the performers. It let me know they were actually playing what I was hearing.

Anonymous said...

Rod Stewart. I heard he was dead. Now, I have to go and Google.

Anonymous said...

Why cant we get sexy 86 lb K-pop cuties like everyone else? Iwould even enjoy that hot filipina Olivia Rodrigo.

Anonymous said...

We want Tay Tay! What legs!

Anonymous said...

Bun E Carlos best drummer EVER!!!~


Thank you Venezuela!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sponsored by Geritol and Depends.

Anonymous said...

Both Rod Stewart and Cheap Trick are in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Countless hits and other great tunes between them. Pretty darn good for Brandon, MS to get both Hall of Fame acts in one show IMO. Be thankful for who you can get to come around here!

Anonymous said...

Bun E retired from performing many years ago (chronic back pain). His replacement is another band member's son IIRC.

Anonymous said...

Hell, James Taylor is in the rock and roll hof. Meaningless. He has about as much jam as deez nutz.

Anonymous said...

Stewart is almost 80. He must need the money and badly so; it can't be he's on the road for the chicks.

JimAtTheRez said...

Can't wait. But August 5th? Gonna be hot out there on Rod and all of us.

Anonymous said...

Yep, that’s going to be one 80-year-old hot Rod out there come that August summer sun.

Anonymous said...

It will still be over 90 degrees at 8 pm.

Anonymous said...

A few years ago, I saw him in concert at Caesar's Palace and was not expecting much. However, he put on a fantastic concert. He opened with "This Old Heart of Mine", closed with "Maggie Mae", and for the encore sang "Do You Think I'm Sexy". While it will definitely be hot and humid for an August concert, my wife and I will be there to see "Rod the Mod". I agree with Kingfish, I wish Ronnie Wood would rejoin him, but I know that will not happen.


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