Thursday, November 14, 2024

Van Allen, Rest in Peace

 Van Allen left his deer processing and sporting goods store in Brandon to go to the great big hunting camp up in the sky.  Condolences for his friends and family.   

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just heard this this afternoon at Allen’s Grocery. I’ve known the Allen’s since I was very young. All are” The Finest Kind!” Our community has a hole in it that will never be filled. God Speed my friend.

Anonymous said...

He was great. Years ago I was at Van’s looking for some tiny screws to fill in the holes left when I removed the scope rings from my 1022 rifle. He fished 4 out of his tool box and handed them to me and said I could have them. As a business owner myself, I asked him if the boss will be okay. He told me he owns the place.

Anonymous said...

When Bass Pro came to town, Van bowed up and added on to his building. He’s a legend. RIP my brother!

Anonymous said...

So sorry to hear this!

Anonymous said...

Sad to hear. A community businessman of the finest kind. I was in Van's a couple of months ago, and heard him over on another aisle, telling the tale (which I've known for years) of how he started, to somebody. If only I had known he wouldn't be here now. Solid folks. Even friends, honestly, and I'm rough on businesses, being a tightwad myself. God speed!

Anonymous said...

Not from the area and never had the opportunity to do business with Van's, but I've heard friends talk about his business. Every single observation was a positive one. That says all you need to know about how he ran his business.

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked. Had he been ill? Heart attack? Wow, I procrastinated on going by to see him. I'm kicking myself now. I'm shocked by this news.

Anonymous said...

Van was a great “hands on” businessman who knew a tremendous amount about his customers wants and eagerly sought to take care them. He sat a desk in the warehouse and conducted business with endless interruptions from countless people dropping in to say “hi” or ask him a question. He was never too busy to visit with me, a true friend for over fifty years. I will miss him greatly.

Anonymous said...

FYI Van Allen is so badass that his belts have protected the entire planet from solar flares for centuries.

Anonymous said...

RIP my friend. You will be missed by many.

Anonymous said...

I can know his Schnauzer will be roaming the store looking for his best friend. RIP my friend.

Anonymous said...

Hail Van!

Anonymous said...

To paraphrase Will Rogers, Van never met a man who didn’t love him. Just one heck of a good guy. “Go rest high on that mountain, son your work on earth is done.” Absolutely devastating news for our little community.

1962guy said...

He offered some the best outdoors equipment in the marketplace. High quality brands and great selection. I hope the store can continue this tradition.

Anonymous said...

sad news lord knows van was a functional part of our house for decades!! with the usual saturday conversation with the wife "where are you going"? better not be to vans!!" RIP sir

anonymous said...

van had the best gun counter staffed by the most knowledgeable people in all the southeast.

Anonymous said...

November 15, 2024 at 2:16 AM - Too soon.

Anonymous said...

I remember shopping at his meat counter, Lord, thirty years ago. Did he still have that grocery store down the road?


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