Tuesday, July 2, 2024

Idiot of the Day

What could possibly go wrong with this kid? 

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Yup, we've seen this before in Rousseau's Emile although she is probably not smart enough to read Rousseau.  It was crap then and it is crap now. 

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have never seen a tattoo on a woman that made her more attractive. But, I have seen a lot of beautiful women destroy their bodies with this nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, she will invest as much in her children as she has her tatts.

Anonymous said...

Show me your tats!

Anonymous said...

She is an idiot and condemning her kid to the same fate.

Anonymous said...

Next!! I don't have the stomach to listen to her ramble on after seeing her appearance. I hate to judge a book by it's cover, but it's almost impossible to take somebody like that serious. Call me whatever you want to; I don't care.

je etait Charles Martel said...



Visible tattoos are a flag.

They say much about the wearer.

They rarely look good when new
almost never look good when old.

Anonymous said...

Never take life advice from someone with a face tattoo…

Anonymous said...

And her vote in November will count as much as yours and mine.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a desk in the in-school suspension room.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to believe self-awareness left when common sense did. In a time of almost limitless information, the absence of self-awareness, and common sense is rampant.

Steve said...

I used to think nothing said stupid better than a neck tatt. I stand corrected.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she blinked in at least the first 30 seconds of the video.

Just another druggie who thinks she is smarter than everyone else, and has cracked the code to the secrets of life.

Anonymous said...


She needs to wash her hair, put on a clean shirt and STFU

Anonymous said...

Poor kid.

Anonymous said...

Copying a word is to reading and writing what paint by numbers is to art.

Anonymous said...

In my day, rightly or wrongly, that many tats on a woman indicated one thing. Well, actually two when you add the infection that would make penicillin turn around and haul ass.

Anonymous said...

More and more of the younger “generation” are getting these nasty, trashy tattoos everywhere. Where the hell did all the parenting go???

Mario & Luigi said...

Her kid will major in XBox.

Anonymous said...

Poor Kid. what does this have to do with Jackson, MS?

Anonymous said...

I understand all of you don't agree with her parenting style. I didn't raise my kids that way either. However, that doesn't mean it is bad parenting.

It is my understanding that Billie Eilish was raised in the same way that woman is describing. She is 22 years old and I bet her net worth is more that all of you put together.

Incel said...

I bet she has a terrible relationship with her father. And it is all his fault because he told her no too often when she was between the ages of 14-18.

Anonymous said...

In 20 years, this poor kid will have no idea why he struggles to make a living. This will lead him to blame someone else for "taking" the jobs he feels that he is entitled to. He will have no idea how ignorant he actually is and will be angry at all of the people that "think they are better" (actually ARE better) than he is. He will be the perfect follower (tool) of whatever extremist group finds him first. All this because his mother was a moron.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming she learned from the same scenario she just presented . . . stupidity

Anonymous said...

12:42, yeah, but at what cost? She's a card-carrying lunatic that sings about some weird shit. She probably won't see 50 years old like many others like her.

Anonymous said...

@12.42 PM

Good point.

Question: If you took the entire population of children raised in this "same way" by people like this woman, how many Billie Eilish's do you think you'd get?

Anonymous said...

I absolutely judge a book by its cover when the cover reads, "This is a terrible book."

Anonymous said...

1:34 You're dead on. Great summary!

As for me, there are a lot of lessons I lean on every day that were presented to me....ones that I otherwise would have had no interest in or curiosity about when I was a child. Someone needs to explain to this mother that knowing "extra things" generally isn't a bad thing.

You can bet your life this mother's only goal is for her son to just "be happy and follow his dreams."

Anonymous said...

It’s always the eyes that reveal the crazy.

There's a troll under the bridge said...

Don't fall for this people, this is called, "trolling."

Anonymous said...

Funny thing about tattoos…Want to know who admires your tattoos the most?… You do!

Anonymous said...

Just another Miami communist who's offspring won't have a chance in hell because of their narcissistic mother who might be dead by 40.

Anonymous said...

@12:42pm The problem with your statement is that Billie Eilish is the exception. For every one of her, there are 1 million "average" folks who will be successful and happy, just not another no-real-talent millionaire who works in "showbusiness".

This is what youth have been taught today - "I can be the exception no matter the odds". But then when they realize the work/cost/connections it takes to get there - they give up and cave in on themselves.

Research has shown that a Millennial's biggest fear is - wait for it - being average. Years from now, millions like her offspring will pray to God to be average.


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