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Pure Mardis - always falling back on the "open hand" blow gambit in a pathetic attempt to mitigate the offense. And always running with a wingman - no doubt one of his equally roided-up workout bros. 50 years old and acting like that - what an complete asshole.

Psychopaths are instinctively easy to detect, why was Mardis invited to wedding? I have seen similar freaks in other scenes in my life: they advertise themselves when sober, then prove it when drunk.

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

1961 Rolls Royce... sparklers... all of these people are the worst kind of hillbillies. You want a reason to not only move out of Jackson, but also to completely vacate this shit-hole of central Mississippi? Look no further. Roided-up cretins and twits with fat wallets and dumb, narcissistic wives. So gross... Anyone know anything about emigrating to Iceland? Get me outta here...

In vino Veritas. Drunkenness made his true colors shine. A mean abusive drunk is a mean abusive person.

@10:39am - You know all this yet here you are, posting on this board. That says a lot about you.

@10:39
Iceland doesn’t want you. Canada doesn’t want you. You are just as much of a hayseed as everyone else here.
You broadcast “Mississippian” at full strength everywhere you go. You are here for life.

Edwin Coit never hurt a fly. He's a computer guy who rents out nice cars for weddings. I know which version I believe. Wonder if the bride or groom is a JJ reader?

10:39, I bet people in Iceland celebrate new marriages also. Its a big deal. What are you, a Quaker?

How big of a Delta Bravo do you have to be to hop on a couple's getaway car and ruin their leaving their own wedding? I guess we now know...

Mardis! A real stand up guy! LOL!

I don't know Edwin Coit. But I would advise Mr. Coit to not mess with Todd Mardis. Not because Todd is tough, but rather because Todd is stupid. Don't mess with stupid people. As we learned in the classic movie Animal House, "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life". At least Todd isn't fat I guess.

10:39 - doesn’t sound like you’ve traveled much or you would know that it doesn’t matter where you go people are the same the world over. Even the angry, drunk men, twits with fat wallets and the narcissistic women that always seem be around them. In some places, it’s insufferable because no one dares to take the mask off and call it what it is - bad parenting and bankrupt morality on a massive scale.

I cannot imagine how people tolerate POS's like Mardis.

Just stop. Stop idolizing these asshats.
All the dumb barbies that fall for this act at my gym and ignore this behavior, all the other roid heads who wannabe him. If y'all would quit worshipping these egomanics and feeding their narcissism it would help.

Why anyone would be friends with this type of jackass, much less in a relationship will simply never compute in my rational mind. To hit a man who is protecting his car, and trying to salvage some semblance of decency for the couple getting married is just revolting.
Add the recent attempted murder that other faux-journos could not be bothered to report on...and anyone that still thinks this guy is anything but trash should seek mental counseling too.

Time in general population at Parchman will be real good for this douche bag.

Mardis proves that arrogance pays a bitter dividend.

Dang! 10:39 upset someone for them to pound out defensive messages.

I suppose the truth hurts those who can't face reality.

What a pathetic, low, sad, sick, thuglife, scumbag, immature, insecure, monstrous, barbaric pitiful excuse for a human being that Todd Mardis is!!. I surely hope and pray that his wife does NOT let him come home this time, as he will kill her the next time. And I assure you, I will never do business with that company again if I see him, his face or anything to do with him around the company.

I have a deep suspicion that there is more to the story here with Mardis. It appears his history goes back and forms a consistent pattern. Of behavior.

Typical roid head. Everything that everyone is saying about these bros who spend all of their time in the gym and take steroids and talk sh!t and all of the trashy women who drool over said douchey men is true. They all suck. Everyone hates them outside of their meathead, bad tempered, fake spray tanned, usually broke, loser circle.

How do you know when a violent person has had to lawyer up for his violent behavior numerous times? He uses the same statements his lawyer has given him to use as they seem “less violent.” Such as “with an open hand.” This guy is a menace to society. A limo driver, sitting in the limo, looking back as the bride and groom get in the car, and this animal thought it acceptable to run up and blind side punch him. Anyone supporting him or allowing him to handle their business should be looked at with great suspicion. People with any standards or even an ounce of moral fiber would have NOTHING to do with such a dangerously violent person.

Mardis obviously loves Edwin Coit too.

Everyone reading this blog understands that Todd’s wife was at this wedding with him, right? She’s been with him for over a quarter of a century. She knows exactly what type of person he is. That doesn’t mean she deserved a MMA beat down, but that woman stayed for the money. Yeah, I’m sure that chick will leave him, and settle down with a “good guy” convenience store clerk or some dude who works at Home Depot.

5:55. I work at Home Depot. What is your point? tyvm.

I googled it. The car in question, is apparently an early Silver Cloud, with the sparse single headlights, and the standard "Drag-ass" rear end. It's not a Silver Wraith or a Phantom, and is certainly not Hooper-bodied or anything like that. And the color is the despised "Sleazy Brideride White", popularized by schlock romance novelist Barbara Cartland (before that, white was universally unthinkable as a Rolls Royce color).

STILL, how DARE that knuckledragger disrespect the marque? Now, I'm mad.

I know Edwin Coit. He is the antithesis of Mardis. Edwin is kind and polite and a way better man than I. Someone like me may have tried to bury a RR tire iron in ol’ Todd’s forehead. But I digress. Edwin is certainly not an aggressive, bully. I have never met Mardis, but we all know a guy or two just like him. I feel for his family and hope they can escape this dumpster fire of a human. Hope his wife finds the strength to leave and live. Someone mentioned earlier that next time she might not survive. Sounds like she only survived by the grace of God this time. But what do I know?

who thinks that its okay to sit on someone else's car?
and... i'm not sure, but i think it would be mighty difficult to strike someone with an "open hand" (as if that is acceptable) through a car window; there isn't enough room to get much of a swing in. a punch seems much more likely.

What an entitled little baby. How does someone like this have any professional success? He must have wealthy parents and lots of good ol boy help.

Mardis (rolleyes). I was a couple of years behind him in High School and know than I care to about this douche. Any man who could even fathom striking a lady is no man no matter his fake wealth or size. My favorite Mardis story is about his "offshore" boat. He bought some used 22' bay boat he was calling his new offshore fishing boat. One problem, Toddie doesn't know how to really run a boat or fish in The Gulf. He frantically runs through his list of nut huggers until he finds one of them who knows a guy who is experienced. The guy who knew what he was doing is my best friend who politely told him no thanks. A 22' bay boat is not an offshore boat and most of us could write a check for one. A real baller buys a new Nor Tech or Yellowfin, Todd. Idiot.

If he was poor and unconnected he would have faced consequences, either professionally or legally by now.
His groupie male friends and shallow women worship his money and mistake his bravado for power.
I cannot imagine how embarrassing it must have been for Coit to have a grown man behave like a 2 year old. I was appalled to learn I have friends who hang out with this ape.
The Bride and Groom should be ashamed for even inviting this freak to the wedding.
Its not like this was the first time he has behaved horribly. Society needs to cut these cancers out and ostracize them.
Let him face the same justice that we non-spray tanned, manners-having folk would face.

If they invited him. Family members are known to invite guests to weddings. just saying.

His family was connected. To his credit he has maintained and in some cases increased his influence through throwing around borrowed cash. The thing about connections. They will get you out of DUI's, simple assault, etc...but they start to distance themselves with felonies!!All you boys that put your hand in Todd's lap when you sit beside him are going to feel pretty stupid and a forensic accounting analysis is done. Anyone who is FB friends or who have his number stored should be ashamed if they don't delete that stuff and cease contact you should be ashamed. I hate the fact we have mutual friends.

Did he get his Reunion Wedding fun idea from the show Wedding Crashers??

@kingfish 11:49
The grooms father had business and other connections to Mardis prior to the wedding. In fact, right after the single sucker punch through the window, the bride was heard to yell “why was that _____even here? He causes trouble everywhere he goes???”

"open hand".... after reading from most who know him, it was only a matter of time that he destroy himself. He shouldn't be out on bond! If I'm correct, he now has to go before the grand jury which I think the grand jury has already met this term... wait until they meet again and after that, they set a trial date which I would guess might be in the spring. (I may not be 100 percent accurate) but with that being said, I'm sure that he will find himself back in this very court before he even makes it to the grand jury. I just hope that it's not because he has killed someone, namely his wife. That's a serious concern. He SHOULD NOT be out on bond! And the thought he even asked to go to Houston, Texas... Wow, they had some nerve! Had I been the judge, I would have listened and let them ramble and nicely advised, I told you not to be back here... and here you are... so BOND COMPLETLY DENIED. One more time, HE SHOULD NOT BE OUT ON BOND! HE NEEDS TO BE BEHIND BARS!