Friday, October 28, 2022

Bedwetter Alert

 The Chief Twit took over Twitter yesterday and heads are already rolling.  A video of one experience made it to the internet. Enjoy. 


This video has to be a parody. Has to be!  Funny has hell but it has to be a parody. If not, The Twin Towers in Ridgeland need to up their game. 


30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Still more productive than boomer hippies every were!

Btw, boomers we’ve all seen the 8mm films of 1960s Haight-Ashbury, Woodstock, and all of your Nutty protests. None of you have room to talk.

Anonymous said...

Imagine being a boomer so bitter and hateful that your grandkids are trying to create a better world. Or in the case of Kingfish, bitter that you will never have children or grandchildren.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha, the struggle is real. Hahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Somebody’s living rent-free in y’all’s head

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

They problem with work conditions like what is shown here is you soon find it impossible to work in any other job. When the situation you are in crashes (and it will) you are doomed forever. I guess these folks should milk it while they can and try to understand they sere no usefull function in life.

Anonymous said...

I would expect that government "workers" are even worse producers than those at Twitter.

Anonymous said...

welcome to the real world snowflakes

Anonymous said...

@10:59
Guess you didn’t read the last thread after KF posted about Elon Musk taking over twitter.
It was almost entirely boomers seething over young people being young!

Anonymous said...

10:45

If someone is sorry about not having children, just take on someone else's for the weekend. Or, say maybe a summer.

You'll get over it real quick.

Anonymous said...

No 11:16, it was of employees thinking they were owners, or the 'boss'.

Maybe young employees - but employees still.

And as to the earlier comment, the "employees word differentiates them from the (late) 60's protests - or the Woodstock Festival. Those were in fact protests - against any and everything. But it was not attempting to tell our employers what they must do as they also gave us a paycheck.

Anonymous said...

So many angry boomers. Calm down gramps and enjoy your retirement.

Anonymous said...

11:43 Thank you. I will. Raymond James has been very very good to me. But You wouldn't get that either.

Anonymous said...

October 28, 2022 at 11:16 AM, why are all you young idiots extremists? Here, let me help you, just because someone post something you don't agree with, doesn't mean they are upset, or hating.

That may be the case with young ones, like yourself, that haven't lived long enough to have been tempered by life.

You're probably still wet behind the ears. I may have chickens older than you are. Go outside, and play while the grownups talk.

Anonymous said...

New Game Show Idea !! You heard it Here. Boomers vs WETFE! Boomers Win.

Kingsized said...

Hilarious that the boomers received zero credit on this thread for inventing the very internet that this generation can't do without for one minute of their lives.

Anonymous said...

@12:03
That wasn’t all boomers. You didn’t do that. You don’t deserve credit. That was Al Gore.

Anonymous said...

I thank the Goddess every single day that I was born into an enlightened generation instead of being born a selfish boomer or their GenX spawn!

Anonymous said...

October 28, 2022 at 12:47 PM, where the hell did you come from? Were you hatched? That's the trouble with your ignorant generation. You think all that came before you isn't important.

You're blind to all the work that went in to this country before you just miraculous came on the scene. The roads that were built, the rail lines, the dams for electric power, the right of ways, and power lines. The parents of boomers, and boomers, put that work in.

You remind me of a story. Two men were walking down the road one day, when they passed a turtle sitting on a fence post. One man looked at the other and said, I wonder how it got there? The other man said, I don't know that answer, but I do know it didn't get there by its self.

That's what I'm telling you, dummy, you didn't get here by yourself.

Anonymous said...

The Tech Savvy Boomer has more leverage than you think, Everybody needs a few computer/internet Geeks. Elon will learn that even thou he's smart, he cant run the company without the Boomers!

Anonymous said...

The young and the old need each other. The only class that benefits from age disputes is the political class.

Anonymous said...

Been on social media forever and still can't get any interaction on twitter, u boring ass redneck potbelly ass pig

Anonymous said...

You have to live a miserable life if Twitter or any social media causes you to have a mental breakdown.

Anonymous said...

Wow! We have just witnessed a new low (in the shitter) for this blog.

Anonymous said...

Enlightened person at 12:37, who is this Goddess you pray to? I pray every day for people like you.

Anonymous said...

October 28, 2022 at 8:27 PM, I must have missed it. Give me the highlights.

M.J.D. said...

Todd Mardis needs to have his way with many of you “enlightened”, ungrateful twits.

Anonymous said...

12:43, correct me if I'm wrong but Al Gore was born in 1948. I believe that makes him a

B O O M E R ! ! !! !

The Second Greatest Generation said...

"Imagine being a boomer so bitter and hateful that your grandkids are trying to create a better world. Or in the case of Kingfish, bitter that you will never have children or grandchildren."

Or, Gee Whiz, imagine, as in YOUR case, wearing skinny jeans, tending bar in The Fondren and dreaming of your daughter one day walking the stage at Millsaps, holding that diploma in 21st Century Diversity with a minor in Women's Issues in The Middle East.

Please show up in a tie. Boomers did.

Anonymous said...

young people: "WE HATE YOU BOOMERS, BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FULL OF HATE!!!"

See also; paradox

Anonymous said...

Boomers: “we hate millennials because they don’t have the same opportunity we did. Why can’t they just pay for their own college with their minimum wage job, that’s what we did.”


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