Monday, May 23, 2022

La Bombe Surprise

Update (5:00 PM): All clear. 

 The Outlets of Mississippi in Pearl is closed due to a bomb threat.  

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lord.

Professionally_Sketchy_Guy said...

Why close?

People who have bombs use bombs without warning. People who threaten to use bombs don't have bombs. Never, in the history of terrorism has anyone ever called and warned people ahead of an actual bombing.

Anonymous said...

There is a moron out there-

Anonymous said...

That is the least of that place's concern. A bomb would probably do the place some goo actually. Neither the developer or the City of Pearl have made any money off that place.

Anonymous said...

Some shoe store employee on his last warning for being late gots him "an idea" to get out of it.

Anonymous said...

Some A-hole got fired

Anonymous said...

People will be caught with in hours. There are no more payphones where in history most of the threats were sent from. With cell phones and technology today it is just a matter of hours before feds have your name and location.

Anonymous said...

Neither the developer or the City of Pearl have made any money off that place.

How do you know?

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, you and your censorship are truly pathetic.

Anonymous said...

1:13 has stated one of the most valid points I’ve heard in a very long time. I mean, John McClane and Hans Gruber are not shopping at the Outlet Mall….Yippy Ki Yay Mother F_cker

Anonymous said...

There was a warning before the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Bham. Phone call to the church beforehand “you have three minutes.”

Anonymous said...

"Never, in the history of terrorism has anyone ever called and warned people ahead of an actual bombing. "

Uh...you Google much?

Anonymous said...

There was a warning and countdown before the AT&T building was bombed in Nashville.

Kingfish said...

1:50 is mad because I didn't approve his long-winded post about the Irgun. Yup, tried to work Jews into this thread and turns into a crybaby when I don't approve it.

Anonymous said...

This Jew hating guy is fascinating.

How retro.

Most people hate newer things based on current events, but not him.

Admirable dedication.

Anonymous said...

The Weather Underground used to always call prior to bombing a building. Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn were the leaders of that terror group and mentors to a certain POTUS we aren’t allowed to name due to Kingfish’s sensitivity and censorship.

Anonymous said...

I was always told it was Senator Dean Kirby’s ex son in law to “thank” for the Mississippi Braves and the Pearl Outlets.. ? IDK

Anonymous said...

You have Bill Yates to thank for the Braves and the Outlets. He build and owns the stadium and the outlets. The original developer from Michigan was a con man and didn't have his share of the money. Bill bought him out and threw in the rest to get the deals done....with a good bit of both tax payer dollars and tax incentives of course, but that's development. I'd beg to differ with the commenter who claims the development has lost.


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