Football season might be three months away but football drama is here to stay, especially in the SEC. The folks at SEC Shorts just couldn't resist making a quick video after yesterday's shenanigans. Enjoy.
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
26 comments:
These guys are great! It's amazing they can pull this together so quickly!
That's right, kiss and makeup. (Blame it all on that damn Jackson State)
This was good and I must say that Prime Times over the top rebuke stinks of a damn lie. He must think us stupid, lol. That young man left a school(FSU) and a team that is 98 % black to come to a HBCU(jsu) that is 95 % black. Pulling the race card was weak as hell Mr. Sanders. He was paid and i'm cool with that. No need to lie and bark.
So so true- great depiction of both coaches!,
Yes, those poor poor fewtbawl players with 18s on their ACTs. "Student-athletes."
Let's be honest, colleges are now jokes.
Their emphasis is on political correct grooming of the regular sheep, and pretending these moron jocks are students.
Now the "student" will be a millionaire in the open, in the pipeline to the NFL anti American thug gang. Split off any NIL sport to the minors. They are NOT students nor do they bring anything but obligations to hicks and white trash and the "clubbers," instead of education.
The cross country team saves them from being canned due to academics, and they get nothing in return.
End the joke. End NCAA fewtbawl and basketball as the NFL's and NBA's taxpayer and alum subsidized minors.
Let jocks compete pure and simple in a farm system for NFL riches instead of pretending they study or do their own papers. Even if it's "kinesiology" (lifting weights).
And end taxpayer subsidies of NFL and NBA venues. At least our taxpayer money should go to organizations that don't hate normal Americans.
10:26.... well said
10:26 Anchor down!!!
@10:06
FSU fan here. My nephew graduated and played Tight end the 4 yrs ago… that team isn’t anywhere close to 98% black. That’s odd you would suggest that.
"Education" in America (Kindergarten through Higher Ed) is nothing more than a jobs program. Education involves accountability....it's all about entertaining them now. Their degrees for the most part of worthless.
11:16 :And neither is JSU which is the point. Several white boys playing for Prime. He pulled the race card to defend the pay out. It's more odd that Dion would make the claim he made.
SLive would have gotten this handled asap. The current commissioner knows how to make money but zero management
11:55 Coach Sanders is simply pointing out the handwriting on the wall. Changes are coming soon because "things are getting out of hand". Not because players are being paid, they don't go to class, and the rich schools operate a semi-pro system. Hell, they've been doing that for years and it was accepted. It's because the "wrong schools" are starting to benefit, many of them predominantly black. When blacks become "the good ole boys", we've got to do away with the "good ole boy network". "Things are getting out of hand". Coach Saban is simply trying to restore order. Coach Sanders now has a job which allows him to see it first hand.
Roll Tide!
12:39 : Horseshit. Nick was promoting a fight for game day. Largest audience to see a SEC regular season game ever. And his former assistant was in on it. His quip about Sanders that got Sanders all riled up ? Well ? Who was a former player at FSU ? Who was a former coach at FSU ? IT WAS ALL A WORK.
1:51 Yes Sireee. I wonder how much they, especially Nick, got paid to do that. Promotion I mean.
2:36 : The payout comes after the big game. And everybody wins.
3:03 Of course you mean the big game with Utah State. Or is it the La. Monroe game. What else needs promotion?
Have we got a college? Have we got a football team?....Well we can't afford both.
Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
Groucho in Horse Feathers (movie) (1933)
I remember a college football player whose specialty was running back kickoffs, punts. He literally could not read beyond 2nd or 3rd grade, skipped classes, never cracked a book.
7:13 What you also remember was a college with no real academic standards.
A bogus institution.
So so true- great depiction of both coaches!,
Saban lead a BLM march in Tuscaloosa just to get a recruiting "edge". He would/has sold his soul to win football games. Alabama has paid players for decades but the NIL has screwed up his little party temporarily and he's whining like a little bitch about it.
The NIL will continue to put Ole Miss, State, and other schools at a disadvantage, unless it is changed. With the NIL, transfer portal, and sports betting, college football will continue its decline.
I miss those fall Saturdays at Memorial Stadium, including the double header weekend games. Simple times.
@12:47 Ole Miss and State are only at a disadvantage compared to their super rich SEC brothers and a few other big money schools. THEY have a big advantage over most teams playing college football even if they are from Mississippi. College football declining? They're making more money than ever Don't cry for them.
Memorial Stadium was great back then. They'll tear it down so JSU can play at Newell Field.
As I recall. A&M was the school that allowed it’s start quarterback to not have to go to class several years ago. I’ve been told that UT now pays each of its offensive linemen $100k. It’s kind of like the MSU and Ole Miss rivalry, except extra trashy with a lot more money.
As for Coach Prime, what 5-star DB wouldn’t want to be coached by a Hall of Fame DB? Not saying there was no financial incentive, but the move is legit in its face, in my opinion. Saban seems to think that anyone who outdoes him in any way must have cheated (more than he did).
There is bad blood between the two coaches. When Jimbo was an assistant, he tried to get the UAB gig. UAB was all set to hire him. However, the Bama faithful who control the Board nixed the hire and made UAB hire a lesser coach. Jimbo hasn’t forgotten ever since.
This is almost like Organized Crime.
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