Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Stokes to Mayor: "Quit Smokin' That Dope"

 Dayumn.  Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth Stokes went fourth and accused Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba of well, partaking in certain recreations.  Watch the video. 

 

 The Mayor should have expected something like this from Mr. Stokes after he accused the Councilman of taking bribes on the garbage contract Monday.  Mr. Stokes didn't just have something to say about that accusation but made a formal request to the Justice Department to investigate the garbage contract ordeal. 

 



41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go Kennuf!

I must concede, this may be my favorite comment he has ever made. Although telling Omari she wasn't "elected to shit" is just about as good.

Anonymous said...

In accusing council members of taking bribes, the mayor has totally lost it. Dude is in Donald Trump land. Drugs would at least be an excuse.

Anonymous said...

STOKES for MAYOR!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kenneth must have been in club with him.

Anonymous said...

Stokes should trademark his hat and make a nice income selling them.

Raw Booboo said...

Best Stokes comments:
1) booboo. Raw booboo
2) Nobody elected you to shit
3) The mayor is smokin too much dope

Anonymous said...

A brilliant moment in political public relations - hit the mayor where he ain't with a totally unexpected accusation that on the surface has more credibility than Stokes taking bribes. Changes the discussion & ballgame altogether.

Anonymous said...

Chowke prolly ain’t using drugs but maybe tangled up with the ones selling them! He ain’t ever worked this hard in his life! Like he’s scared of what happen if that garbage money don’t come through!!

Anonymous said...

No lies detected from the statement.

Anonymous said...

What Richards Disposal does next will be very telling.

Anonymous said...

I don’t care what anyone says (nor about the future of Jackson so, grain of salt) but I like this sumbitch

Anonymous said...

@11:14 AM - That's "Doctor" Omari to you. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Honk your horn if you've ever smoked dope with the mayor - or if you believe he should take a drug test.

Anonymous said...

So when will Detroit get here?

Anonymous said...

crickets from lumumba and his boot lockers now…

if the feds investigate…we might see the real connections

stokes is right. neighborhood man. born and raised in the same house. still lives there.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy. Lumumba lobbed a pinecone and Stokes responded with a handgrenade. My popcorn is ready.

Anonymous said...

12:03 is correct. If Richards throws their hands up, after Stokes asking for an investigation, it will tell all that needs to be told.

Anonymous said...

My favorite was, “is the mayor soft on crime because of his affiliations with dope boys? Or is the mayor soft on crime because he IS a dope boy?”

Anonymous said...

He need's it for his IOP. The state is just moving to slow with the Medical Marijuana

Anonymous said...

Kenny Stokes for Mayor

Anonymous said...

word on da skreet is richards has asked WM to subcontract for them IF richards manages to get contract.
i am starting to think stokes is the only one with half a brain. scary times

Anonymous said...

Stokes is no joke! Stokes lives and breathes in the hood. Da Mayor lives behind the gate. Street credibility: Stokes 100
Da Mayor .05

Anonymous said...

The alleged white devils of northeast Jackson live more among the people than the highfalutin mayor. We don't even need gates. What are you so scared of mayor??

Anonymous said...

Gotta say that any other mayor not named Marion Berry or that dude from Detroit, would be filling the airwaves with guarantees to sue Stokes for slander for those dope comments. The mayor's inaction is disturbing as Stokes sounds like he can back it up.

Anonymous said...

Jackson may be a lot of things, most of them bad, but one thing it ain't and that's DULL.

Anonymous said...

Who needs FLORIDA MAN when you have Jackson Govt.

Anonymous said...

If Stokes was taking bribes you would think he would buy some nicer suits or even a nicer hat not the trucker style hat.

Anonymous said...

3:40 Trucker hats are IN. Check your local boutiques. They need to stock the STOKES version!
Go Kenneth I.!

Macy said...

I need myself a "STOKES" hat. I might get some of these made. Anyone want to go in on a bulk order with me? It's time we do this.

If I get these made, will you all really buy them?

Anonymous said...

All we need is a RICO allegation or two to make this garbage dispute 100% lit af!

Anonymous said...

10:19 - I predict you would sell 1000 the first week, alone. I'd set the price between $17.50 and $22.50. Don't be surprised when some folks order by the box (12).

I can hear it now..."Gimme two! My momma want one!"

Anonymous said...

Just ask the most prominent dealer deep down Capitol St. who he has agreements with for kickbacks and protection (JPD).

Anonymous said...

A fed investigation could warrant Choke to submit a hair sample - which can detect up to 90 days any substance. That's why the silence...Stokes is priceless, but Choke knows this ain't no joke.

Anonymous said...

Macy, some [x] portion of hat sales should go to Stokes.

What he smoking? said...

Hopefully someone will weed out the truth, otherwise this just cracks me up. Is Chowke a crystal Methodist? Regardless, he is all smoke and mirrors.

Anonymous said...

@ 10:19

I would buy one in a heartbeat. I actually looked for one recently because I thought SURELY this guy sells these things and he s not missing a golden merch opportunity.

Nope.......no dice

Kingfish said...

Stokes poor?

Between he and his wife, they probably make from 160k to 175k a year and no rent/mortgage.

Macy said...

He is a public figure. I think this is First Amendment political expression. We should be good on Operation #StokesHatReality.

Update forthcoming.

AC citizen said...

Does anyone remember the quote where Stokes, when addressing Sheriff Mac being appointed Chief of JPD, saying, in response to a reporter, who asked "should Mac be chief and sheriff?"

Stokes: "hell no, hell to the no, and hell naw."

News station must have pulled it and I have searched on end for it and can't find the video.

Anonymous said...

No video here at this link, but here's a WLBT story from 2007 quoting what Stokes said when he was asked if then Mayor Frank Melton should have appointed Malcolm McMillin to be the Chief of the Jackson Police Department: https://www.wlbt.com/story/7379679/stokes-mcmillin-shouldnt-be-chief/

Anonymous said...

He need to leave that dope alone!


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