Thursday, August 19, 2021

Zombie Alert!

 Meanwhile, over on High Street: 


34 comments:

Damn said...

Damn…..just DAMN

Anonymous said...

Pretty common to see them around that spot. There is a power outlet at the base of the Waffle House sign that vagrants fight over access to charge their smartphones.

I love Whataburger Jalapeño Cheddar Biscuits so I often see them while in the drive thru line.

Anonymous said...

Sad

Anonymous said...

I'm glad Clay is is starting to showcase the facts again.

Anonymous said...

Chrystal Methodists spreading the good word!

Anonymous said...

Oh well.

Anonymous said...

Bums and crazy junkies love Democratic Party run utopias like Jackson

Anonymous said...

I used to have the occasional Saturday breakfast at that Waffle House, or sometimes a lunch at the Whataburger next door. But I don't go down there anymore, for exactly the reason you see in that video.

The franchisees ought to have security out there,but they don't.

anonamouse said...

Uh oh. Looks like one was going commando.

Anonymous said...

Dude has a nice can

Anonymous said...

This is nothing. I ran in to the Exxon at Northside/I55 last year and there was a white guy in his 20s or 30s who literally was walking like he was seizing. He was contorted into what seemed like impossible angles and mumbling. He came into the store, and I sidled up next to the biggest man there who looked equally alarmed. He rambled to the clerk about a missing shirt, and she sent him on. It was tragic, scary, and heartbreaking. I don't know what makes someone move/act like that but it haunts me. There has to be a better way to manage people with addictions or psychosis.

Anonymous said...

The Covid aint kilt them yet, no masking either…

Takin' a Leak and Takin' a Look said...

According to Chokwe and Council, vagrancy, panhandling and nekkid are first amendment rights guaranteed by our constitution.

Anonymous said...

Does he need a $63k annual garbage collection job? Asking for a friend on Eastmont.

Anonymous said...

The whole I-55 corridor from County Line Road to High Street has become a haven from panhandlers and junkies. Why the city hasn't done anything about the crime that goes on in those hotels along that stretch is baffling to me...oh wait..

Anonymous said...

Uh oh. Looks like one was going commando.

The moon was shining over High Street.

Anonymous said...

That is what happens when you are high on meth. It's the drug of choice for crazy white people. It's coming in from the border because you can't make it yourself anymore.

Anonymous said...

Are they filming a new version of Midnight Cowboy in Jackson?

Anonymous said...

The capital city provides services for our state's indigent population. People from far and wide come to the metro for that reason. If you ever talk to these folks they could be from anywhere, Brandon, Greenwood, Lucedale, etc. Small towns that don't have hospitals and soup kitchens.

The state is basically letting Jackson carry the whole weight of this problem, and it is time it chipped in.

Anonymous said...

Isn't High Street where junkies and hookers are supposed to be?

Anonymous said...

Anyone seen the thumb in butt guy (white) that hangs on Gallatin ? How is he not in Whitfield ?

Anonymous said...

No need to worry, WLBT confirmed that they are all vaccinated

Anonymous said...

Probably the Ivermectin 😉

Anonymous said...

This is what marijuana does to society. Who knows what they are smoking now. I guarantee it started with smoking weed.

Anonymous said...

August 20, 2021 at 8:51 AM

Nope - The Brandon community has their own hospital, soup kitchen, and food pantries.

Anonymous said...

Jacksonians elected Jackson leaders who led Jackson right into the dumper and without fail someone shows up to proclaim that the state govt should bail out the perpetually dysfunctional
Jackson. Wash rinse repeat.

Anonymous said...

Just got into town for paramedical training at UMMC Tent City. Former Keystone welders who know how to use a oxygen bottle.

Anonymous said...

good one 12:40

Anonymous said...

Several businesses along that stretch of High Street have “Help Wanted” signs if any of those folks are looking for a full time job.

That'sMisterDeplorableToYou said...

You can thank the SCOTUS for this. I forget the name of the case, but whereas in the past these people could be institutionalized because they NEED institutional help, now they have to present a danger to themselves or someone else. Peeing and pooping outdoors, open-air sex, drug addiction, mental illness etc. are no longer enough.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they can go to Chowke’s Project X and graze at Mid-Farish Soul City Market.

Anonymous said...

best sex I ever had was with a dirty old homeless guy

Anonymous said...

Same spot where Eric Hambrick was murdered.

Anonymous said...

453
Correct
RIP Mr Hambrick


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