Thursday, August 26, 2021

Stupid Crook of the Day

 Jackson might suffer 100 homicides before Labor Day, it's fastest murder pace ever. 


Tyrunte Spann allegedly shot his victim in the face at 1:30 AM at Capitol and Clifton streets.  JPD did not identify the victim.  Fortunately for the investigation, Spann was sloppy and then got stupid.  He returned to the crime scene to retrieve his cellphone after officers found it.  

JPD interviewed and arrested Spann. 

This is Jackson's 98th homicide of the year.  


 


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's just too easy.

Anonymous said...

Next!

Anonymous said...

Was either the suspect or his victim wearing a mask? Was either one vaccinated? If not, this could be chalked up to another COVID-related death by authorities.

Anonymous said...

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Anonymous said...

Darwin award winner-

Anonymous said...

I wonder how much suburban tax dollars paid for his housing and food to allow him to grow up to become a murderous thug.
The federal government literally forces us to pay for our own national self destruction. Without welfare, his mother would’ve probably let him starve to death while she bought fake nails, fake hair, liquor, and dope.

Anonymous said...

@10:53am - There’s a lot of disguised racism on this site, but damn, that was pretty blatant.

Anonymous said...

@10:53... Amen. I see the powers that be blaming "poverty" for the murder rates in different Wards in Jackson. NO ONE lives in true poverty in this country. If you have a cell phone, fake hair, nails, big screen TV etc... you are NOT poor. My dad grew up poor in MS. They didn't even have water for a while. Fat ass people who want everyone to give them the luxuries of life are not poor!

Anonymous said...

@ 11:08AM, but what @10:53AM is likely true. And if so, is it still racism?

Anonymous said...

Rukiah Lumumba - keep those credible messengers coming

Anonymous said...

@11:08
Kingfish doesn’t approve racist comments. My comment was devoid of references to race. You made the comment racist in your mind by applying your own prejudices.

BTW, I am married to a retired DHS caseworker. She worked in the Jackson Metro from the 1980s to the 2010s. Her private journal would be an international best seller and shock this entire country. But it certainly wouldn’t be on Oprah’s book club.

Justice for Jacktown said...

What are the latest Jackson murder stats year-to-year? Can someone post the comparison from the 90’s till today?

Anonymous said...

11:36, write it, print it, and sell it on Amazon. Y'all will make a fortune!

Anonymous said...

Might hit 100 by Labor Day? That's like guaranteed at this point.

Anonymous said...

COVID for sure! More federal money on the way! Problem, feds don’t have any money!

Anonymous said...

i'll take the over at 105 by labour day

Anonymous said...

Absolute Carnage

Anonymous said...

Can we please discontinue the use of "murder rate" and use the term "succumb factor"?

Anonymous said...

11:08 AM get your head out of your ass because that is the truth. Not everything is racist.

Anonymous said...

" He returned to the crime scene to retrieve his cellphone after officers found it. "

In this upside down world we live in, a good laugh is always appreciated.

Thanks KF.

Anonymous said...

In law enforcement, that is called a clue!

Anonymous said...

I would say someone stole my cell and my prints. But, I'm smarter than the average bear.

Cynical Sam said...

I penned months ago that this was going to be a long-hot-summer.

Anonymous said...

@8:40 - too bad Jackson didn’t listen to your great wisdom. How did you know it would be hot? Was it your experience from past years or some new theories you’ve been studying?


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