Friday, August 27, 2021

Our Favorite Psycho is Baaaaack!

 One of our favorite psychos is back.  Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

On Friday morning, August 27, 2021, the United States Marshals service was attempting to serve warrants on a RAYMOND ETHAN THOMAS at 609 Gloucester Way in Flowood, MS.  After refusing to come to the door the US Marshals entered the residence.  At this time THOMAS retreated and barricaded himself in the attic of the house.   

The US Marshals then backed out of the residence and requested assistance from the Rankin County Special Response Team along with the Flowood Special Response Team.  All three agencies continued to work together and tried to make contact with THOMAS but were unsuccessful.   

The situation finally came to a peaceful conclusion Friday afternoon as THOMAS finally surrendered to authorities.  THOMAS was taken into custody by the Rankin County Sheriff’s Department and transported to the Rankin County Detention Center.  THOMAS has 12 counts of Felony Extortion and 12 counts of Felony Intimidation out of Louisiana.  THOMAS will also be charged with Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, Possession of Counterfeit Money with additional charges still pending investigation.  District Attorney Bubba Bramlett will bring THOMAS before Rankin County Court Judge Kent McDaniel for an initial appearance. 

Sheriff Bryan Bailey would like to issue a special thanks to the Flowood Police Department and the US Marshals for their assistance with today’s events.  The peaceful ending could not have been possible without their assistance.

RAYMOND THOMAS RAY

45 YOA MALE

FLOWOOD, MS



 "Our favorite psycho"?  What do you mean, Kingfish?

JJ reported in 2015: 

Al.com picked up the trail on our favorite psycho Special Forces Airborne Ranger SEAL Force Recon Delta Super Ninja drug-plantin' cop Dr. Raymond Ethan Thomas. It seems Alabama law enforcement charged him with more crimes: 

 Raymond Ethan Thomas is not who he appears to be. Ever.

Police say Thomas, a former Mississippi police officer, in September bought more than $35,000 in utility vehicles in Homewood and paid for them with a forged check under someone else's name.

In January, they say, he bought a $13,000 Rolex watch in Mountain Brook, again with a forged check. And also last week, he tried to buy thousands of dollars in furniture in Birmingham - including a $10,000 mattress - on someone else's dime, but was stopped when the clerk realized something wasn't right.... Earlier post.

JJ reported in 2012: 

Raymond Ethan Thomas pleaded guilty to one count of tampering with a government record in Travis County, Texas on August 31. The court sentenced him to 120 days with credit for time served of a little over two months. Mr. Thomas was arrested last year by federal marshals in the Reunion subdivision where he lives. The arrest was widely reported by local news media. Mr. Thomas previously served 13 months while in college for perjury, after he was caught planting drugs on a college student. Mr. Thomas was a police officer at the time. Earlier post.
Thomas served time in college for planting drugs on someone he didn't like as a police officer.  Seriously.  Hell, we might make this a Flashback Friday post.

 

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

His loudout looks pretty light to me.
I would give his arsenal a 4 out of 10.
Wouldn't boogaloo with this boy.
He is definately not prepared for a sustained engagement.

Anonymous said...

counterfeit money? He was definitely shopping on armslist!

Anonymous said...

Somehow I just knew it was going to be Ethan.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if police departments know you can pop two or three flea bombs and toss them into an attic and the perp will quickly vacate the area.

The label clearly says, "Stay the hell away from this stuff when in use, or you will wind up Dead, Dead, Dead." IMO works every time, and you get none of those nasty reports of using teargas to flush the criminal out.

Anonymous said...

Nothing left here but a smart-assed remark, so here it is:

Er, they actually logged a Styrofoam cup into evidence AND put it in the "guns, grenades, and wigs" photo? What the hell was this guy drinking, Johnnie Blue, PCP, and of course, Ivermectin? Now, see, had he just gotten vaccinated and not resorted to rumor-remedies, he'd still be in jail but he wouldn't be seeing giant purple spiders being ridden by Donald Trump and Tony Fauci...and he would have protection from COVID-related illnesses.

Anonymous said...

How the hell is he out walking around?

Anonymous said...

That's quite a badge collection, but kind of a lightweight collection of firearms.

Anonymous said...

See this is why people come to JJ. Not COVID or national politics. Local idiots doing embarrassing, potentially criminal stuff.

Anonymous said...

7:48

You just gave every tort claims attorney in the tri-county a major boner.

Anonymous said...

What the Hell is the wig for?
Was this guy way spending all that counterfeit money on arms.

Anonymous said...

Good ole Rankin County

Anonymous said...

Psycho is really a Madison County boy. He’s been propped up by his mama his whole life.

Anonymous said...

@9:12 PM What the Hell is the wig for?

Disguises 101

Witnesses report a white male with blonde hair, glasses, a beard, and a large build.

In a second, the blonde hair and glasses disappears into a trash can.
Also makes it more difficult to track a suspected shoplifter if they are changing their appearance.

Anonymous said...

None of what I'm looking at is illegal to possess. Wait! Is that a first baseman's mitt at 6 o'clock?

Anonymous said...

"Disguises 101"

Ah. I was thinking a bald guy with, er, "issues." "You wanna see me be real? Just let me grab my hair, dopp kit, and AR, muthafucka, and I'll show you REAL!" Not to be clinical, but the man is batshitnuts - are you sure it isn't a merkin (look it up)? Hey, maybe his drapes actually do match his carpet...

Anonymous said...

Those firearms are a different story if you realize he is a convicted felon.

Anonymous said...

Yup 9:26, good ole Rankin county where this weasel was caught and locked up by our excellent LEO's. While you pussies in Madison wait in line at Starbucks.

Anonymous said...

That fixed, thousand yard stare says "psycho" to me.

Anonymous said...

It's such a shame how so many men allow ED to twist their minds. I hear many like this man spend half their lives stroking the barrels of their prized weapons.

Anonymous said...

Apparently based on past charges and lack of action, he will be back home soon.

Anonymous said...

8:48 - Early mornin' fantasies much?

Anonymous said...

@8:40
You hear? Sounds more like you fantasize (or project) that image you described.
Please enlighten us about what Jackson’s murderous young thugs are doing with their prized weapons.
You are right that they aren’t cleaning or maintaining them (what you call stroking) which makes your odds of survival higher when their weapon jams during a drive by.

Anonymous said...

“[He] is not what he appears to be. Ever.” So, was he a Ranger, Seal, or any special forces? Was he a Jackson police officer? Is he any kind of “doctor?”

Anonymous said...

To answer the 5 questions asked by 10:17am-
No
No
No
No
No

Anonymous said...

This “Jack of all trades” is actually fascinating. He’s been everything except a decent human. The only alias I met was an Orthopedic Surgeon. I called the Medical Board. He is the definition of Con Artist. Researching him would be an interesting tour for any crime fan. Hopefully Mama can’t get him out of this mess. I do wish I knew what he did to be charged with 12 counts of federal extortion.

Anonymous said...

That's a neighborhood of expensive new homes, where he was arrested. How is he living there? And can someone explain in more detail, the nature of the "Extortion" and "Intimidation" he was committing in Louisiana? Are Mississippi "authorities" actually doing something about him, this time? Or are they just pretending to, to mollify Louisiana authorities?

Can someone explain the sorts of relations he's having with key persons in Mississippi, which allow him to continue to extort, intimidate and rob, with relative impunity?

Anonymous said...

"While you pussies in Madison wait in line at Starbucks."

I live in Madison and have never been to a Starbucks. Meanwhile, you Niknar clowns swelter in the drive-thru at Penns and Sonic. Fine dining wins the day.

Anonymous said...

It would be such a gift to society if he would just disappear.

How many more lives will he ruin before someone finally does us a favor and exterminates this waste of human body parts?

Anonymous said...

His mother is as crazy as he is! Living in a gated community in Ridgeland financially backing him and getting him out of everything he gets into. Please lock him up and throw away the key this time🙏

Anonymous said...

Hopefully the judicial system in Rankin county will give him the max and the ATF will charge him federally in addition to the Louisiana charges. First hand knowledge, he’s crazy and a professional con artist! Seriously, how many more lives must he harm before he’s put away for good?

Anonymous said...

Be vigilant when he posts bond. He is always a danger when he is out.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know when his hearing will be in Rankin Co. (Date/time) ? Would like to be there

Anonymous said...

Wow go figure Ethan is at it again, its no surprise he gets out every time because his mommy bails him out, and they plead insanity every time. The only sain normal ones in the Family are his brother and sister, the mother is a complete narcistic quack, the Uncle is a sick chauvinistic pig. That preys on young girls. The list goes on. He will get out again and conjure up another plan.


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