Sunday, February 28, 2021

Pearl Get's 'Em

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

Pearl Police arrested the 17-year-old male that stole a police car while in custody last week. The teen was captured at an apartment in Brandon Saturday night. He is currently being held at the Rankin County Juvenile Detention Center as the investigation continues.

Tremendous work was done by our officers in the Narcotics, Criminal Investigations and Warrants divisions in tracking down the teen. Pearl PD also thanks the U.S. Marshal’s Fugitive Task Force and  Brandon PD for their support during the arrest.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

(17-year-old male that stole a police car while in custody last week.)

A kid in their custody steals one of their own patrol cars and eludes the Pearl PD for days ?

As my Dad used to say:
"I don't know if I would be telling that one . . . "

Anonymous said...

I used to remember seeing police vehicles with shotguns standing on a front dash board rack. Do they still mount them that way & if so did the perp steal it?

Anonymous said...

Pearl Officer Keystone Kopp has some splainin' to do.

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Anonymous said...

Unrelated to this: does anyone know of any updates on the fatal hit-and-run in Flowood on early Friday night?

Anonymous said...

Anytime a juvenile can somehow drive off in a police cruiser it’s not a good look for the department involved. Someone without the morals to know that grand theft auto of a cop car could influence his future isn’t long on the street. Yes the little thug is being held, but for how long? For some reason we don’t seem to be able to hold hard criminals in jail very long. When this young criminal turns 21 his record will most likely be wiped clean. Then he can start a new career...... as an adult criminal. And when he bites off more than he can chew the and is either killed or buried in prison the blame will be laid at the feet of racist America......instead of worthless parents.

Anonymous said...

Mayberry RFD starring Barney and Ernest T.

Anonymous said...

@4:59, I've heard no report indicating the race of this young man. Have you heard something we haven't? I ask because of your statement that eventually the blame for his misdeeds would be laid at the feet of Racist America. Is the young man black or was this an assumption?

Anonymous said...

@11:23 May I ask where you’ve been living for the last ten years? Under a rock maybe? Your right there was no mention about the race of this young man, and you will not because he’s a juvenile. But does it matter? If he’s black, he’s a poor misguided youth, beat down and used up by white America, or some other silly excuse. If that were the case then would the opinion be acceptable? Or if he’s white wouldn't his whiteness have caused him to commit the crime? You really don’t think that wouldn’t be laid at the feet of racist America? Where have you been sir?

Why Mr. Potato Head himself is tearing American apart with his manliness. Yes that’s what is being taught in our schools. Have you watched the news lately? Maybe you should ask any Woke person or call CNN they’ll fill in the details for you. Yes I’ve heard something you haven’t for some time now and it’s NO assumption, it surrounds us every day so get with the program.

Kingfish said...

Law enforcement usually does not release pictures of juveniles unless its for major felonies where they are tried as adults for crimes such as murder or carjacking.

Jackson no longer releases pictures of juveniles, period. However, if they are booked into the county jail, they appear on the county website.


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