Thursday, July 2, 2020

Do As I Say............ (Updated)

No doubt these guys will be wearing masks and spacing out from each other, right?









Meanwhile, check out what Dr. Jennifer Bryan posted on Facebook.  She is Chairwoman of the MSMA Board of Trustees.







26 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a crock of crap. If this doesn't tell you the coronavirus is being used to control us, nothing will. And in FLORIDA, of all places, the hotbed of supposedly rising cases.

Anonymous said...

Covidiots in 3...2...1...

Anonymous said...

Hello Ocean Club! Drinks for the table!

Anonymous said...

To "control" us? Your tinfoil hat needs patching.

Anonymous said...

"If this doesn't tell you the coronavirus is being used to control us, nothing will."

To what end, 8:05? Seriously, WTF do you believe is happening and what people/groups do you think are pulling these strings? Please lay out your theory so that we can expose them once and for all.

Anonymous said...

The "6-feet" social distancing was wrong from the start. The virus goes at least 8-feet, but once the government bureaucrats state something as fact, they don't want to admit that they were wrong.

Just like with their lie that masks don't work for the little people, because they aren't trained, they aren't fitted, yada yada yada.

Anonymous said...

Stop questioning your betters. Don't you have media you need to watch and consumer products you need to purchase on credit?

Subsidized by Big Pharma? said...

Which big pharma companies are subsidizing this? I'm not kidding.

https://projects.propublica.org/docdollars/

Anonymous said...

and then we wonder why health care is expensive..

Tuscaloosa Students Throwing COVID parties said...

In related news, Tuscaloosa, AL college students are throwing "COVID parties" to see who can catch it first.

Then of course they spread it to the most vulnerable, who may die or suffer permanent disabilities.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/alabama-students-throwing-covid-parties-infected-officials/story?id=71552514

Anonymous said...

@8:22, must we spell it out for you? Look toward the usual suspects. The men in little hats.

Inquiring Minds Want to Know said...

1. Is a recorded attendance taken for each class?
2. Is there an exam with a required passing score?
3. Are the attendees separated by 6+ feet in the classroom?
4. Do they receive a "participation trophy?"
5. How many pharmaceutical sales-critters will be attending?

Anonymous said...

Ok 8;05 just who is trying to “control us”? Trump? Pelosi? World Bank? UN? Do tell!

Anonymous said...

@8:14 your eyes are wide shut

Anonymous said...

The Mississippi Bar has its annual convention in San Destin every year. But this year it was canceled and is online only: https://www.msbar.org/for-members/annual-meeting-summer-school/

Anonymous said...

Yes, 9:05, please spell it out for me. "Men in little hats" doesn't tell me anything, except that you speak in oblique metaphors.

Anonymous said...

What are the odds that you can get Covid 19 from an asymptomatic person?

Anonymous said...

The CPA's cancelled their annual trip to the Virus Panhandle. What do they know that the doctors don't?

Anonymous said...

There is going to be a lot of HOT chicks their trying to catch a doctor!

Anonymous said...

9;56 am 8:05 is hopeless. He's self-deluded or deliberately ignorant or suffers paranoid ideation.

He clearly doesn't know that no one has the right to harm his fellow citizens and that stupid /ignorant is not an excuse. He doesn't know we quarantined people for TB and polio and leprosy without losing our democratic republic.

And, he's forgotten that those who knew they had HIV and spread it got held accountable.

Or else, he's a sociopathic paid political shill with the ethics and morality of a slug.

Anonymous said...

Is Jennifer Bryan, MD there?

Anonymous said...

Lawyers and accountants cancelled their annual Destin mecca. But doctors are going.

What does that tell us about this virus?

Anonymous said...

@11:02 there were no oblique metaphors. How dense are you? Are you so disconnected from reality? Is your IQ above room temperarure? That was spelling it out for you. It was completely literal.

Anonymous said...

The contractors are still going to FL for their convention in late July.

https://www.abcmississippi.org/Events/Convention-2020

Anonymous said...

What amazes me about physicians, aside from their egotism and arrogance, is the fact they have the horniest wives. And from teaching karate and coaching little league, I know of what I speak.

Anonymous said...

reply to 5:51 PM
They didn't want their kid to sit on the bench.


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