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When will this occur? I have a boat in a slip at Main Harbor and haven’t heard anything from them.

Guess we'll find out on Monday at the meeting as noted above.

I wish someone would do some aerial photography when they drop the water this much

How will the Rez Police submarine be able to operate in such shallow waters?

Begin a hatchery for Cyrtobagous salviniae - this beetle is your best chance and feeds only on one thing. Shipments of this beetle sell for millions to lakes all around the country. This is our only chance and the hatcheries need lead time.

10:58 - What are the beetles going to eat once the salvo is gone?

Can they swim? ...from plant to plant... then back to shore when food source is gone? On to the gubmit dole.. and register to vote as democrats.

How will the Rez Police submarine be able to operate...

Now that's funny right there.......

Do the Rez police really have a submarine? I have heard rumor that a ghost train still runs on the railroad at the bottom of the lake.

It's not as if they enforce their regulations regarding the parking of boats on residential lease properties anyway.

If PRVWSD plans accordingly, this will give them a great opportunity to repair docks and ramps that are in varying stages of disrepair. Might even raise a sunk motor or two.

Yes, there IS a Reservoir Police Submarine; however, it's at Pascagoula Dry Dock right now. Chief Waggoner is stuck inside and specially-trained welders have been summoned. A relaunch date has not and will not be released as the craft's missions are secret.

The Rez Submarine is a figment. It’s John Sigman’s bariatric chamber misidentified as a submarine.

The beetle only feeds on the salvinia. They often do such a good job they have to be reintroduced. They are very small and the only way you really will notice them is by looking for the tell tale signs of small holes in the leaves from the adults or decaying leaves from the larvae feeding on the roots and vascular system underwater. They have been known to kill 99% of the fern and are more effective in lakes than waterways. They will not survive without the plant but multiply 5-8 times a year. They should be an imperative of Mississippi. Hydroponic trailers can be set up on the shorelines for introduction.

The sub is NOT a figment. It's real. I have photos of the sub on assignment, rented out to that guy who was going to build the hi-rise hotel...back when he was trying to catch cane-pole fishermen poaching his bream where the Dock used to be. In fact he farted in that sub and damned near died. Story was in the Northside Moon.

I'll tell you, though, what IS a 'figment'...all of Sigman's rules and regulations like no boats in yards, upkeep of properties, speeding through neighborhoods and garbage buckets on every boat.

Maybe the Rez Police will now be able to find that patrol car that went missing about 10 years ago.

Everyone talking about the Submarine listen up. This isn't a joke.

9:59 is absolutely correct. The old GM&O railroad has a Ghost Train that can often been seen and heard beneath the waves of the Rez.

If you are out in your boat at night, you will see that light move under the water and hear the noise as the ghost train passes below you.

Here is map of the location of the old GM&O.

http://www.thereznews.com/2010/09/railroad-update.html?m=1

There are other other Ghost Trains on the old GM&O in the Metro. One can be seen by Nucor Steel. Also the old GM&O bridge over the Pearl River in Jackson will sometimes make noise during the day of a train passing over it.

8:36 PM, I'm calling bullshit. Give us a source.

12:19 - Pick One!

Budweiser
Jim Beam
Maker's Mark
Colombian Gold