Friday, February 22, 2019

BLOOD FEUD!!!

Hinds County District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith qualified to run for Governor in the Democratic primary.  This is not a drill. Repeat. This is NOT a drill.




Kingfish note: Interesting.  Alan Lange tweeted this poll from a year ago.

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Is the one line added for real? That would be great. Judicial cannot run for another office with out resigning. Right????

Anonymous said...

Price of poker just went up.

A win for us all; RSS as the Dem nominee, and gone from the Hinds DA office. How much better can a Friday afternoon be?

Madison Rulz said...

Assume crash positions!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it sort of strange to drop a bombshell like this on a Friday evening?

Anonymous said...

5:28 - the DA is not a "judicial" officer. "Judicial" is the other part of our broken system in Hinds County.

No, RSS does not have to resign to run - but since the election is on the same ballot, he cannot run for reelection as DA and for Governor.

Anonymous said...

Mullet vs eyebrows...........sigh.

Anonymous said...

KINGFISH CONFIRM THIS IS TRUE! IT SEEMS RIGHT THAT SINCE COUNTY AND STATE ELECTIONS ARE AT THE SAME TIME HE WONT BE THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY IN LESS THAN A YEAR!!!

STANLEY HURRY UP YOU HAVE THIS WEEKEND AND THEN 4 MORE DAYS TO QUALIFY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Granted, Hood ain't no Vicki Slater but Smith ain't no no-name truck driver. Jimbo has to be very, very worried as the Smith family holds more than enough chits to get the job done with black Democrats!

Anonymous said...

Shuler gonna wipe floor with Hood. Great payback for Hood trying to take him out. First African American Governor. Special times. RSS. RSS

5:52 said...

643, you answered your own question. KF aint no smarter than a few of the rest of us. Mayor could run without resigning, different election cycles. State officially could run for Congress without resigning, different election cycles.

But, constable, supetvisor, sheriff, DA, governor, kegislator, all elected on this ballog. And ever since SHaun O'Hara tried to make a joke out of the system by running for all offices at the same time, the legislature fixed it.

He does not have to resign as DA to run for Gov, just as Hood does not have to resign from AG to run for Gov. But both their terms are over this year - and they would have to run for re-election to be there next week.

RSS will be Hovernor, not DA, in 2020.

Col. John Smith said...

Jay Hughes, don't you love it when a plan comes together?

Anonymous said...

If RSS wins democratic primary you can guarantee another 25 years of Republican rule in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Crikey!!! Is he really going to run?

What will this do to Bill Waller Jr?

Anonymous said...

I'm 66 years old, life long Mississippian. If RSS is elected governor of MS I am GONE! This has nothing to do with race. There are many AAs for whom I would vote for governor, but this do-nothing, criminal ass-kissing POS... NEVER! I know that I won't be missed but I just had to have my say. Will I be in MS for the rest of my life or should I start packing?

Anonymous said...

Owens is running for Smith’s seat.

Anonymous said...

This will raise some eyebrows.

Anonymous said...

Glad he will not be DA anymore!! No worry about him becoming Gov either.. good riddance

Anonymous said...

8:52, and a mullet

Anonymous said...

Oh heyulll no.

Anonymous said...

If Mike Espy can't win a statewide race, what makes anyone think that a moron like RSS can?

Anonymous said...

He has zero chance! Good riddance!

Anonymous said...

This is more significant than Waller. The Dem Primary is now a race!

Anonymous said...

First the Klan is having Homecoming festivities at Ole Miss weekend and now thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

This is not about can RSS win Governor. This is about RSS ruin Hood’s chances out of spite by winning the Dem primary then going home. The answer ... you should have seen this coming.

PS. Stop running ads about teacher pay raises when litigators are leaving your office for clerkships in order to get a pay raise. Take care of your own folks.

Anonymous said...

Quote: "If Mike Espy can't win a statewide race, what makes anyone think that a moron like RSS can?"

A: Because moron votes count the same as smart votes.

Anonymous said...

9:46 RSS isn't running to win, he's running to make sure that Hood loses.

Anonymous said...

This is the best news I've seen in many months. RSS will NOT be the Hinds County DA next year. Rejoice!

Anonymous said...

RSS can beat Hood and that's all he wants to do is get vengeance. He knows he can't possibly win governor. Might be the best thing that could have happened to Tate.

Anonymous said...

Stokes For D.A. (I know, I know...)

Anonymous said...

If RSS runs and looses his sorry base will be riled up enough to guarantee his re election as DA. Another revenge vote aimed at whites. Lord please let me live in a functional city just once before I die. I’ve heard they exist somewhere....Madison?

Anonymous said...

@5:58 funniest thing I've seen all day.. really good one!

Anonymous said...

@ 11:45 Is that a bad thing?

Anonymous said...

This will test which is stronger blood or walking around money.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how much Tater paid Smith to jump in the ring.

Anonymous said...

1122 is right... pay in his own office isn’t where it should be

Anonymous said...

Now I’m no John Grisham but hear me out... RSS is the DA propped up by criminals. RSS realizes that he was close to being caught and sent to prison. He knows he can’t just not run for fear of the criminal element. So, he dupes the criminal element into thinking that he can do more for them as the governor knowing all the while he will never be elected. He’s out of the DA business and saves face with the criminals and can still be their attorney... just saying

Anonymous said...

Hoax? Nothing anywhere on the Google. Rumor?

Anonymous said...

@5:33, it is if you think Tater is a loser and horrible for our state.

Anonymous said...

Everyone please remain calm. RSS could not possibly be any worse as governor than Feel Bryant.

Anonymous said...

@11:43 - Espy got the moron vote - didn't help.

Anonymous said...

8:00 - Is criminal wood that satisfying?

Anonymous said...

http://m.jacksonfreepress.com/news/2018/sep/19/four-important-things-know-about-da-smiths-rankin-/

Anonymous said...

8:53 If Espy got the moron vote, what did CHS get? Lord help us.

Anonymous said...

RSS will always be a D.A.


lol

Anonymous said...

800, well clearly, if YOU couldn't find anything about it with your obviously extensive Google search, it must be a hoax.

However, some of the rest of us that actually have a clue about what's going on around the area, and don't think Google and Wikipedia are the end all of all knowledge will go on living in the real world.

Hope you enjoy your ho-ax

Anonymous said...

This won't be the first (or last) time Kingfish has pulled our collective leg.

Anonymous said...

Is the credibility of this Blog turning to shit? In the past two days we have read that both Robt Eyebrow Smith and McDaniel have tossed their hats into the gubernatorial ring. Nothing has been announced ANYwhere to support those claims.

Tomorrow will we read, here, that Leftenant Graham has announced his intention to become the next Hinds County Sheriff?

Kingfish said...

Why don't you quit lying? CL, WAPT, and Barksdale Today all reported it as well. JJ broke the story.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance. RSS is a nutjob.

Anonymous said...

Is the credibility of this Blog turning to shit? In the past two days we have read that both Robt Eyebrow Smith and McDaniel have tossed their hats into the gubernatorial ring.

Kingfish didn't report that McD was throwing his hat into the ring. Your animus makes you look like an ass.

exjxnres said...

It is a shame that he doesn't have sense enough to just fade away and not show his face again in public. He is not qualified as a DA, and certainly would classify as the Biggest Loser if provided the Democrat Party's choice for Governor.

Jane said...

Agree with 10:32. But RSS completely lacks sense. And he announced his candidacy on Kim Wade's radio program Friday afternoon.


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