Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Police Pinch Porch Pirate

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.


Today, December 18th, 2018 at approximately 3:00 p.m., Rankin County Sheriff's Deputies made traffic stop on the Dodge truck used in yesterday’s package theft in the Reservoir Area.

The suspect driving the vehicle is identified as Donovan D. CERMAK. CERMAK was positively identified as the suspect it homeowners video.

CERMAK is in custody at this time and the sheriff’s office is in the process of getting a search warrant for his residence. CERMAK will definitely be charged with Larceny. We anticipate additional charges as the investigation continues.




28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rankin is lost. Build a wall around it and move on.

Anonymous said...

I hope the penalty if harsh enough to send a message that committing this crime isn't worth the risk. He could have easily been shot by a homeowner each time he did this.

Anonymous said...

I hope that punk goes down hard. Stealing packages off of somebody's doorstep is a violation of their home. Doing it the week before Christmas is worse.

Anonymous said...

If somebody is that shitty of a human being, they need the death penalty. I am serious.

Anonymous said...

Seems like a nice guy.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008460732715

Anonymous said...

He's 30 years old. Previous arrests in Lauderdale County for shoplifting.


Anonymous said...

From Meridian...that's pretty much West Tuscaloosa. #rolldamntide

Scardy cat said...

I’d be scared to death to live in Rankin. The crime just sounds dreadful.

Anonymous said...

And he has been caught stealing before... we all know what needs to be done.

Anonymous said...

Good job Rankin S.O.
Thank you.

Anonymous said...

id bet my ass his nike hoodie and his northface jacket were shoplifted

Anonymous said...

Kingfish wants us to think he is a child. He's thirty fucking years old!

Anonymous said...

He could have made a lot more money in that neighborhood selling timber investments.

Anonymous said...

look at his FB page. nothing but a punk ass thug. when he gets to prison he can show em just how tough he really is

Anonymous said...

Deputies detain deadbeat dipshit.

Anonymous said...

Makin' their way
The only way they know how yeah
That's just a little bit more
Than the law will allow

I'm a good ol' boy
You know my momma loves me
But she don't understand
They keep a showin' my hands
And not my face on TV

Anonymous said...

Wow, Rankin is lost because ONE low-life allegedgly steals a package. So, using that metric, where is Jackson on the "lost scale?"

Anonymous said...

According to his FB page, he's building up his muscles, say he feels like a silverback gorilla.....he's going to get to put them to use when he gets to Sunflower county.....A young white punk will be the units bitch at Parchman Farm.

Anonymous said...

Wish someone would have busted a cap in his ass. Thug.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the facebook profile 4:30.

Neck tat . . . check
nekkid' selfies in the mirror . . . check
Ray'kin County . . . check

I think I saw him on the 'Downtown Jackson Trash' blog about ten years ago.



Anonymous said...

Unfortunantly this guy never had a chance. Parents were a bust, brother was into drugs and died at the age of 19.

Anonymous said...

While this lower middle class, (ok, white trash) person is on the outside stealing to maintain his drug habit, let’s look at the high school kids in the tri county area and come face to face with the facts. Mom and dad, (or sometimes grandma and grandad) while you’re not looking they are going through your wallets and purses. They are also going through your prescriptions. You know, the pain killers and mommies little helpers that help your mood get level because you can’t handle the stress of life. Ever check the mileage on your car? Ever wonder why you can’t find certain things in the home that you knew were? Yep...hocked. I’ve worked young people that came from upper class, lower class and middle class. The only difference is most of the time momma and daddy can’t come to the realization that their little babies are smokin and pokin stuff in their bodies because they got too wrapped up in either not caring, working to keep up with the Jones, or too busy trying to get THEIR next fix.

Anonymous said...

The reason people want to live in Rankin County is the law goes after crime.

Where crime does not flourish, families do.

Anonymous said...

Google "Package Thief Glitter Bomb" for one of the most satisfying videos you'll ever see. Basically, a guy builds a device that once opened spins glitter out everywhere and then starts spraying fart spray every 5 seconds.

Anonymous said...

@11:34 PM

Puh leaze! Plenty of kids grew up in much worse family situations and didn't follow the same path. He made a decision to turn to crime all by himself. It's called personal responsibility.

Kingfish said...

Quit trying to make the Oxford Plantation comment on every thread. Not approving them anymore.

Anonymous said...

Love the headline.

Anonymous said...

Police Pinch Porch Pirate Purposely Participating Probably Penitentiary Plantation Proclivities.


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