Saturday, September 20, 2014

McDaniel Campaign is "excited" about appeal.

The Chris McDaniel campaign issued this request for funds yesterday:


As we told you last week, we recently learned that our election challenge is going to be heard by the Mississippi State Supreme Court. We are excited that we will have the opportunity to argue this very important issue, and as my attorneys prepare their argument, it is vital we have your support.

The Supreme Court will hear oral arguments on October 2, and my team needs the time, the funds, and manpower to get ready for that day. 

Will you chip in $15, $25, or $75 to help us get ready for this very important day?

It is vital that our challenge finally be heard in court, and this is the last hurdle to making that a reality.

As we count down to October 2, we need your help more than ever. Please chip in now if you can.

Thanks for your support.

Sincerely, 

Chris McDaniel 
 


37 comments:

Anonymous said...

And so the cycle renews. Fewer and fewer suckers are evening opening the emails, and they've dropped the begging to the $15 level.

These guys are too stupid or deluded to realize everyone has wised up to their fraud, duplicity and chicanery. If they added jackassery I could maybe tolerate them, but they are deadly serious Koolaid drinkers.

Cha-Ching!!! said...

Kingfish fires the chum cannon and the Cochran Krishnas will come running in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

You are the best Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

There's nothing satirical left to be said at this point. I'm even afraid to google whether McDamien has a Kickstarter.

Anonymous said...

I had unsubscribed from their emails for over 2years, today I get this email, again I unsubscribe and it ask me if I was sure.

Anonymous said...

Code blue

Oh and for the Cochran Krishna bs, go cling onto your copy of " Atlas Shrugged". The little fairy tale of rainbows and fairy dust that you actually believed.
It's no wonder you're accusing ' Cochran supporters' of being in a cult. I've found that usually the accuser is in fact guilty.
Ayn rand cultist you are dear sir or Madame.
A pawn of the Koch brothers, little did you know.
Also, the gay mafia has funded your little movement with outstanding results.
Little did joe bob know that a gay billionaire has him by the balls.

Meanwhile baptists with bibles and lesbians with strap ons are duking it out.
Who will be the victor?
The one with a thick paper shield, or the one with a rubber sword?
Only time will tell.
;-)

Anonymous said...

Little children in Jones County will be holding canned food drives soon to keep McSpaniel in the news. Endless appeals and PACs are the sure Tea Party chairman road to riches. Keep sending them money! They deserve it for alerting you to all the grave constitutional dangers lurking from Gentleman Thad's invalid wife, those jobs from Federal funds, and other "Big GubMint" threats to your right to keep Christmas lights up all year long.

Anonymous said...

Down to $15! That'll pay maybe 2 minutes on Mitch's meter.

Anonymous said...

They are excited! Kind of like Navin Johnson when the new phonebook arrived.

Anonymous said...

Aren't you late Granny for your hubby's afternoon servicing?

Anonymous said...

Poor McDaniel. It all seems to have gone tits up.

Anonymous said...

question: do these contributions, if any, count as campaign funds? if so, when will we be able to see the reports that include the time from June 24. Thanks to whoever knows and posts the answer.

toejangle said...

Atta Boy Chris-----Keep it up you are driving those darker than normal republican/democrat Thad supporters crazy..

Anonymous said...

4:02 Your racist remarks show your intelligence level that caused many of us who supported McD in the 1st primary to recognize just what he was and were able to correct our vote.

Anonymous said...

You can moan about having the audacity to open the doors of the Republican party to welcome African-Americans all you want; however, these McDaniel emails are the real crime. Chris is intelligent enough to know his appeal stands no chance. None. Dead on Arrival. Yet, he continues to fleece the hard working, blue collar Mississippians of their needed money to advance his own narcissistic goals. He outright lies to them, giving them hope he has a chance, that his team is "excited", that this is the opportunity to finally show his side. Wake up, Patriots, Constitutional Conservatives, McDaniel Conservatives, etc. . . .

Anonymous said...

If Thad would have been doing what he is doing now since January there would have never been a runoff. Thads team stupidity mismanaged him into a close election with McDaniels. Some were let go and more need to be ie barbors

Anonymous said...

As long as this fool's Tea supporters don't start calling my home again day and night four or five calls a day for support like they did for weeks before the election I don't care how many emails he sends out begging for money. I could not block the many telephone numbers they called from fast enough. All he wants is money and attention. Thank goodness more and more people recognize this now.

Anonymous said...

He's excited about the prospect of taking yet even more cash from his "supporters" is about it.

If it weren't so unnecessary, expensive, time consuming- I'd LOVE for them to actually have to present their "evidence" and defend it in a court of law.

Anonymous said...

BTW, the chum cannon guy is probably the guy that speaks Latin gibberish, as well. KF has every right to call this out for what it is- if you want him to stop, I'd encourage you to tell Chris to quit acting a fool. Until he does, his elementary schemes should be highlighted for all to see. It's late September.

The person at 4:02; I pondered whether to address you or not, but your racist statement is case in point as to why your candidate was not fit for a Senate position. He's not fit for his State Senate position as far as I'm concerned.

The casually racist remarks I've seen attributed to his campaign and his supporters are sad and ignorant and not at all reflective of what I want in a leader that represents me. You are correct- that part does bother me. What does not bother me is the fact that the people chose Thad over him. What also does not bother me is the fact that the further this went on, the more apparent it was that Chris at best has had some questionable statements and press releases that involve race that would/should even make the most rookie political candidate cringe from a PR perspective. I can certainly see how Austin Barbour took some of his "liberal Democrat" statements as code for black people. It was.

Oh, By The Way... said...

At least McDaniel is on a horizontal path, consistent, moving forward, whether you people like the path or not. What's pitiful is the cyclical path KF is constantly on with rebirthing his distaste over and over and over and over.

Kingfish accuses McDaniel of attempting to generate contributions while he (Kingfish) hopes his constant chirping about this subject will increase his own coffers.

Kingfish said...

Where have idone that? Show some quotes.

Anonymous said...

"At least McDaniel is on a horizontal path, consistent, moving forward, whether you people like the path or not. "

You are absolutely correct about that.

We're just trying to warn his passengers that the bridge is out dead ahead.

Harpy Alert; Harpy Alert! said...

Quotes? Who needs to show 'quotes', Kingfish? Everybody is certainly aware that you have continued to repost this same crap probably twenty times. Every time the subject goes away for a day, you dredge the same thing back up, knowing the Barbour harpies will rush to the blood. 'Quotes' have nothing to do with it.

You know that the best way to regenerate the same old bullshit over and over is to sprinkle it back in the water and watch the gators smack. Then you follow with "Time to pass the collection plate again".

And....Meanwhile....we have a political pundit appearing at 9:04 who cannot even properly spell the names Barbour and McDaniel. And he wants to be taken seriously?

And Furthermore... said...

If you have a clue what a 'chum cannon' is, this nails it. Kingfish do love him some chum cannon.

"Kingfish fires the chum cannon and the Cochran Krishnas will come running in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ..."

Kingfish said...

Awwwww, shadowfax, I didn't know you cared.

Anonymous said...

Only one, possibly two, pathetic little McDaniel trolls ( both the original and modern definitions intended) still posting.
And, it's no surprise that all they can do is to hurl nasty insults that are evidence of a weak mind.

Anonymous said...

The more I think about it the more I blame Thad and crew for all of this. If he had given a decent warning about either stepping down or the fact that he was egged on to run by the powers that be we could have gotten a much better candidate selection and McDaniel wouldn't even be an issue. Instead he was the only one to step forward as an alternative to Thad. I still don't think McDaniel gets that many of his votes were not for him so much as against Cochran/Barbour/Lott.

Anonymous said...

McD here have a new tactic: attack KF.

Anonymous said...


September 22, 2014 at 7:44 AM, the Barbours want to hand pick the next Senator. They forced our befuddled geriatric Senator to run again because they didn't want a true primary of all the Repubs -- not just McDaniel -- who want the seat. And anyone who doesn't believe that Barbour hands are on all the levers are simply ignorant. It is the Dixiecrat machine all over again.

Cha-Ching!!! said...


Cha-Ching!!! is in no way impugning nor being critical of Kingfish's choice of material for JJ. It is HIS business. Actually think he's brilliant. He has a right to make as much money as he can just like any other free market businessman. He's had his research and stories ripped off for years and his web hits too by that slime ball Lange. If there is an audience to be served he is entitled to do so and do so for renumeration. As long as the Cochran Krishnas rise to every baited hook and slobber all over themselves, er, comment their brains out then more power to Kingfish for maximizing his business opportunities.

You are the best Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

I'm curious 8:33. What do you think the "Dixiecrat Machine" was?

Anonymous said...

These Tea Party people are weak shit. I actually respected this entire movement in the Republican Party until I figured out how crazy and un-educated they are. They are not true conservatives, they are brain washed political terrorists who have no concept of up and down. I good percentage of them are going to vote democrat this time. What kind of "Conservative" would ever do that? They have lost touch what that the Tea Party was originally designed for. Standing against big government and conservative values. This election has tough a Republican like me how far off from that the Tea Party actually is. Good bye Chris... you narcissistic idiot.

Anonymous said...

Cha-ching, I'm interested. How is it you think 'Cochran' fans are supporting Kingfish by coming to his site and posting but YOU and the other McDaniel trolls aren't?

Anonymous said...

So you got nothing. Gotcha.

100% Troll.

Anonymous said...

Damn KF, didn't know you were charging for people commenting. Evidently ChaChing has a different understanding of your business model.

Really, what ChaChing doesn't understand is that there the ratio of people that have finally realized that he and the other idiots that continue to believe in the narsacistic McDaniel crap are outnumbered by well over his 25:1 ratio.

Glad to see him though - its a good reminder of how absolutely crazy he and his crowd are.

Anonymous said...

Today, kids everywhere were saddened that the circus didn't come to town after all, but NEVER FEAR! When one circus tent closes, another one opens up!!!

Leave it to the leader of the side shows to make sure his boss has a reason to keep collecting some money. Fortunately for us, one sideshow clown has flown the coop! Other tight rope walkers have come down off the rope before plunging to a horrible political death! The elephants sought refuge back at the zoo. They realized zoo life was a lot better than circus life and were glad to be home! There is one act that went MIA, and we are better off because of that! Trust me when I tell you, this show is almost over!

Thankfully, this tune will soon be out of my head, but for those of you addicted to the insanity, click on the link below to remind you of what you will soon be without!!!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

#dontremembermssen
#forgetiteverhappened
#praythenightmareends

Anonymous said...

Cha-Ching, have you ever stopped to realize you are outnumbered because your stance is completely idiotic and sad? I haven't donated a dime so far, but I have enjoyed each and every one of these topics so far- it is all completely crazy and fascinating. Many of us here can't turn away from a good train wreck. I have greatly enjoyed seeing them make outrageous comments and now have to back those up- apparently they are the only ones that haven't seen how this thing was going to shake out. Hilarious.

If you're embarrassed and want it to stop, might want to relay that to Chrissy. He apparently feels there is a good bit of you still fighting tooth and nail behind him. I'm of the stance that if someone wants to persist in idiocy, you may as well make an example of them so others can see just how ludicrous they are being. Maybe it will hedge some of this mess out in the future. Hopefully it will force our policy makers to make it a point to ensure nobody this crazy is allowed to run again. This is a completely embarrassing reflection on our "prospects"- surely there are SOME more capable than this.

You tired of the "chum cannon"? Make sure there is no chum. Until then, I will enjoy this thing ad nauseum. I don't feel bad about it at all.

Cha-Ching!!! said...

Cha-Ching, have you ever stopped to realize you are outnumbered because your stance is completely idiotic and sad?

My stance? What is my stance? Please specifically identify comments I have posted.

As always I thank the Cochran Khrishna devotees for helping Kingfish. Kingfish is the best. Your continued support and generosity for Jackson Jambalaya is greatly encouraged!


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