Saturday, May 11, 2013

About the flag (NSFW)

Apparently some readers were upset about our use of the Confederate flag with neo-secessionist Chokwe Lamumba. The word "desecrate" was used. Well, here is another use of the flag:


























If you want to see more of her, there is good news. Vixen at Danny's and she approved this message. ;-)

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, Kingfish....you are so bad. And please continue to be so........

Anonymous said...

Offer her a JJ internship ASAP. Then give her a Falcon award and write columns about how you have the greatest damn staff in the world.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't she write for the JFP? Can't remember her name there...

Anonymous said...

His name is LUmumba.

Micah said...

The South will rise again...

Anonymous said...

Desecrate the losers flag? Funny.

Anonymous said...

Put her in charge of your fun daring. You will make plenty, a dollar at a time, of course.

Anonymous said...

Put her in charge of your fund raising. You will make plenty, a dollar at a time, of course.

May 11, 2013 at 4:52 PM
Fund Raising, not fun daring. Stupid autocorrect

The Libertarian said...

Tom Head will hate this. On one hand, a woman is liberating herself sexually, however, if men get trouser bones over this, it is mysogeny and equivalent to rape. Tom Head won't reporduce.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I am a fan of the girls at Babes.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering what my x-wife was up to!

Anonymous said...

The Libertarian I don't think Tom attracts much female attention. That boy is seriously odd. Don't worry about reproduction.

Anonymous said...

The Confederate flag is an emblem of treason ... a treason perpetrated, in fact, by people about as nuts as C. Lumumba. The association of the two was appropriate.

Shadowfax said...

1:00; you must not know much at all about history, the constitution or the opinions of courts and of Lincoln's cabinet members. There was no treason, none was ever suggested seriously and there was no claim of it or prosecution of it.

Since you're stupid enough to suggest there was treason, are you also stupid enough to suggest the Union simply 'overlooked' the available charges, had law been broken? You really need to stick to more simple lies, such as "Lincoln Freed The Slaves". Your Volvo is overparked at Millsaps in Zone 3.

KaptKangaroo said...

Excellent balance.

Anonymous said...

yes, her balance seems good in the second shot.

Charlie Ali said...

Attractive gal. Neo-secessionists might also include our Governor and Speaker. Also Senators and representatives in our Legislature too.

Anonymous said...

Somebody PLEASE drive Old Dixie down!

Anonymous said...

You goobers really sit in your liberal parlors thinking the state is saturated with modern-day secession advocates? Those who ridicule heritage and the men and women who loved the True South and its independence deserve to have your caskets leak on day four. For the spell has been cast, so shall it be.

noel said...

I'm pretty sure the South is rising right now!

Publius Mississippius said...

Electioneering by militants is a sign of social development. It means that the slogans like 'by any means necessary' or 'the True South will rise' are just worn out language of violence. The symbolism of the flag is psychically powerful and excites the racial memory. The image here is disturbing for that reason. Rational political discourse must move one.

Lincoln Unhung said...

"...must move one" what?

Nothing racial is incited or excited until white liberals poke black democrats with sticks and tell them to be offended. Not one black in two hundred has any clue how to identify the various flags of the Confederacy or what they mean. They only get agitated when scoundrels such as Jerry Mitchell and Bill Minor tell them they ought to be agitated.

Anonymous said...

And utter twits like 5/12 @ 1 p.m.

Kingfish said...

Balance. Its all about balance.


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