Saturday, August 11, 2012

SANDERS SPEAKS!!!

For your Saturday night viewing pleasure.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

SNL hasn't been this funny since Chris Farley was there.

Paul Mitchell said...

I am glad that Enoch is calming down in his old age.

Anonymous said...

I'm moving to Madison.

Anonymous said...

Is this recent? I assumed it was from his old public access show, but I didn't hear any of his signature lines about "May-ya Kane Di-To" and the scruggle continuing. If this is the old stuff, I'm glad you found it. It was the highlight of our day in highschool to come home and watch Enoch, and I'm sure that now I will get much more from it (kind of like re-reading the classics as an adult).

However, if this is new material, I think Mad Men just got replaced. (and how does someone live that long with neurosyphilis?)

Kingfish said...

This is old stuff.

Pugnacious said...

I'm from the Black Prairie, but I recall seeing this fellow marching south along I-55-- holding the Mississippi State flag over his shoulder--- in the northbound lane as I was headed north to Memphis. I think that it was near Grenada and it was about the time of the upcoming State Flag plebiscite.

Any chance that this was Enoch?

Pugnacious said...

Not trying to hijack the thread, KF, but over in the Prairie there was a Sanders-like character that made life interesting, too. In 2003, Shane Ballard ran for Sheriff of Lowndes county... one of the most politically corrupt counties in all of Mississippi. His colorful campaign ads are now posted on YouTube. Shane lost the election and shortly afterward took his own life. His method of suicide was as colorful as his life:Death by two charcoal-burning Hibachis placed next to his recliner with windows and doors sealed-off with plastic bags.

This video, with a phone conversation from Charles Manson, is from the documentary Citizen Shane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=puB398jEFz0&feature=endscreen

Shadowfax said...

You may be confusing Enoch with James Meredith, although both of them over the years have spent their time doing worthless shit like walking on interstate highways to get attention.

Anonymous said...

With 150 pounds of deadlocks drooping behind his head, this poor soul looks very much like one of the monsters in the Alien Movies .

Oh well..... that's Jackson, MS .

Anonymous said...

um, in the good old days they would lock up people like that clown...now, they are all over the TV having been elevated to some perverse celebrity status...disgusting....

Kingfish said...

Sounds like you need to quite messing with dem ladies of the evening.

Pugnacious said...

You may be confusing Enoch with James Meredith~

You must have missed the part about carrying the Mississippi State flag--the one with the Confederate battle flag in the Canton corner-- over his shoulders...it was one of those 6 ft. x 8 ft. embassy-grade flags.

I like the guy...but then I always liked Tony Clifton.

Anonymous said...

Any clips from "The Struggles Continues"?

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is, he was right about Ed Peters.

Pugnacious said...

What was the Sanders connection to Richard Barrett? Is Barrett's murderer doing time? Or did he get off with self defense.

Shadowfax said...

Pugnacious; do you have access to any modern media resources? Secondly, do you know how to use Google? Third, the Confederate Naval Jack has resided in the canton corner of our state flag for quite some time. Fourth, your Charles Manson post helps define you. Thanks for that. Lastly, since you mention the County of Lowndes, I'm left wondering if you're the owner-operator of the famous porn shop in that fair city.

Pugnacious said...

How did you conclude from my post--describing in detail WHICH flag a black man was carrying south towards Jackson on I-59--that it might have been James Meredith?

How can you say viewing the Citizen Shane video defines someone?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3403991172883873966

Shadowfax said...

Pug: You seem unable to find your way even using a state map. I-59 doesn't lead into Jackson from the north. Or the South. Or the East...

Those of us who have followed James (figuratively) for decades know that he was quite the highway marcher on occasion. Enoch has done his marching on Capitol and Lynch Streets.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine Enoch getting too close to a Mississippi flag.

Pugnacious said...

Pug: You seem unable to find your way even using a state map. I-59 doesn't lead into Jackson from the north. Or the South. Or the East...~Shadowfax

Thanks for the correction. Of course, It's I-55. I travel mostly I-59... on my way to the Prairie from Slidell.

Pugnacious said...

Enoch Sanders is the "black" Shawn O'Hara.


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