Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Hearing tomorrow for importing prisoners into Belhaven


There is a hearing tomorrow for the placement of a prisoner-release program into Belhaven Heights:

"The purpose of this e-mail is to update everyone regarding a very important matter within the Belhaven Heights Community.

The City of Faith, a non-profit that operates work release programs for the Federal Bureau of Prisons, has filed a request for a variance allowing it to operate a 40-bed program at 789 Harris Street in the Belhaven Heights community. The variance is needed because the location is within 1,000 feet of our park and single family homes. The BHCA Board has met and voted to oppose the location of this request. The City of Faith plans to appear before theCity of Jackson Planning Board at 1:30pm, Wednesday, May 23rd in the Hood Building, first floor conference room in order to ask the Planning Board to approve their request to operate at this location.

We need at least 50 residents to attend this meeting. If you, or any neighbors, can attend, please reply to this e-mail. You will not be asked to speak, but to raise your hand stating you are in opposition. We appreciate your support.

Scot Ehrgott
BHCA President"



Editorial comment: If you live in Belhaven and can be there tomorrow to oppose this project, be there and if Chokwe is there, run him over.

Posted by Kingfish at 5:17 PM

10 comments:

Shadowfax said...

I'm aghast. What am I missing? Why put a facility like this in a residential setting.....ANY residential setting in ANY town? Another example of everything in our society being dumbed down to the point of less than mediocrity.

May 22, 2012 at 7:35 PM
Anonymous said...

Will these guys help scoop up the pounds of Belhaven dog shit ?

May 22, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Anonymous said...

Donna will have new friends

May 22, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Anonymous said...

They tried to rent a building from me downtown. We refused, while Informing them that the last thing downtown needs is to add prisoners to the Whitfield patients, rescue mission residents, unsupervised halfway house panhandlers and the general homeless. Consider moving these entities out of downtown. Now imagine our downtown. B

May 23, 2012 at 7:07 AM
Anonymous said...

DonnerKay lives in Fondren now a stones throw from the State St. Demilitarized Zone.

But it would be great if she donated one of her whizbang writing classes to these transitionees. Just think about all the victimhood and stories she could glean for free out of that crowd.

May 23, 2012 at 7:09 AM
Anonymous said...

Isn't there ample rental property available on Hwy. 80 West? South Jackson has loads of empty rentals...

May 23, 2012 at 7:17 AM
Anonymous said...

I'd much rather have this establishment than the various and sundry other scum, degenerates and human pieces of dog shit that live in and directly across from the neighborhood. At least these guys have a reason to think twice before robbing the hell out of Poplar Blvd.

May 23, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Shadowfax said...

Where is Poplar Blvd. asshole?

May 23, 2012 at 8:52 PM
Anonymous said...

Poplar Blvd. is in Belhaven, less than two hundred yard from Belhaven Heights, which I'm assuming you know and are going to make the argument that they are separate areas. Poplar, though, is surely closer to Belhaven heights than the other side of State Street, where the real trash comes from. So, yeah, I'd still rather live close to a bunch of guys who are trying to, or a least have motivation to, do right and who are closely supervised than the legions of gutter trash who have nothing to stop them from pillaging our neighborhood and running right back across the street where they know the JPD won't do anything to pursue them. Asshole.

May 24, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Kim Wade said...

It's not a half way house. It's an internship program for hoodlums rusty on their petty larceny skills. Belhaven contains the homes they used to break into in their youth.
If you don't allow them in you will just have to pay to provide transportation from way across town.
At least if they are in neighbor hood you'll know where your stolen stuff is located....Every body needs a 2nd or 3rd chance to get away scot free.

May 24, 2012 at 2:33 PM

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