Seems that things got out of hand recently at a neighborhood pool over in Madison. The HOA sent out this email:
Pool update:
On May 23, 2012, a joint Board meeting was held of the ********** Board (the "big" association), the ******* ****** Board, and the ****** ******* Board. The main issues before the group centered around the "happenings" at the ********* pool last weekend (May 19th and 20th), and how to preclude a recurrence in the future.
First, here's what happened last weekend!
1. There were 2 separate reports of semen in the pool;
2. Used condoms were found in the pool and on the pool deck;
3. Lady's red thongs were abandoned in the Men's Restroom;
4. Lady's used tampons were left on the floor of the Lady's Restroom;
5. Garbage containers were left completely full both days;
6. Pool furniture was thrown in the pool and left;
7. Two chaise lounges were completely destroyed
8. Pool water was contaminated and created a health hazard;
9. Pool pumps shut down due to clogged filters caused by excessive contamination (food, cigarette butts, clothing items, and other trash thrown in the pool);
10. Automatic refill float stuck and lines clogged from detailed contamination;
11. Trash (beer cans, soft drink cans, pizza boxes, KFC remains, personal clothing items, plastic utensils, paper towels, napkins, etc.) in the flower beds, parking lot, and thrown over the pool fence into adjacent common area;
12. Food items, plastic spoons, forks and knives, chicken bones, pizza crusts, etc. thrown in the pool;
13. Many...many cigarette butts thrown in the pool, on the pool deck, and into the flower beds;
14. Clothing, children's play items (toys, rafts, plastic beach ball), towels, etc. discarded in the pool and
on the pool deck;
15. Ceramic tile in Lady's Restroom broken and damaged;
These inconsiderate and irresponsible actions caused the pool to have to be closed for cleaning and sanitizing (shocking) for a minimum of 48 hours, and costs your Association excessively...which costs you, the members personally and individually.
Your assistance is essential! Help your Boards insure that such does not occur in the future! If you see anyone acting in a disrespectful nature to persons or property (loud abusive voice or aggressive actions, trashing the area, breaking anything, throwing anything in the pool, leaving anything on the pool deck, throwing anything over the fence, bringing glass items into the pool area, hosting more than two adult guests and their children, entering the pool in any way other than using their own family pool card, engaging in unacceptable displays of public affection, please take action...ask them to cease and desist. Should they fail to act in a more respectful and acceptable manner, please call the Madison County Sheriff's Department at 601-859-5972 for assistance. It's your pool...treat it as if it were in your backyard...do not allow ANYONE to abuse your pool!
Starting Friday afternoon (5/25) and continuing on Saturday, Sunday and Monday (Memorial Day) your Boards have decided to employ a private security firm to provide a pool security guard to insure compliance with *********'s Pool Rules...ZERO TOLERANCE. Anyone showing disrespect to ********* members and their families by trespassing, or otherwise violating the pool rules will be asked to leave the premises. Failure to do so will result in a call to the Madison County Sheriffs Department, and the issuance of an arrest warrant. Additionally, violators may be subject to cancellation of their pool privileges for up to the balance of the 2012 swim season—cancellation period to be determined by the ********** Board.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding!
Board of Directors of ******* Owners Association, Inc.
Board of Directors of ********* ****** Owners Association, Inc.
Board of Directors of ******** ******** Owners Association, Inc.
KF note: Yeesh. Whatever happened to just skinny dipping in the pool?
Friday, May 25, 2012
We had joy, we had fun........
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No way this happened in a white neighborhood.
7:42 Who else has a HOA?
REVEAL!!! The suspense is killing me!
LOL @ 7:42. You are wrong for that, but the chicken bones in the pool would tend to affirm your theory.
it almost seems like the person who wrote this letter just thought of anything and everything that could ever happen at a pool a put them in this letter
Is that you Hellen Kellar @ 7:42
Shit, I didn't even get an invitation!!!!
Whomever it was certainly did learn any manners.
I hope 7:42 am doesn't have children. They were likely white private school teens.
7:49 am Home Owner's Assoc.
There has been a white privileged " wild bunch" at one or more of the private schools for 30 yrs who vandalize and engage in various illegal or immoral behaviors. In good years, it's just vandalizing and sex. The schools and the parents close ranks to " help" them and hire lawyers if they are caught. Sometimes it works and some of them are now responsible citizens. Some of the ones who weren't caught and whose parents continued to think their little darlings were perfect have been featured on this website.
Ironghost: 7:49 here.
Reading comprehension not your strong suit? I belong to a HOA, pay annual dues to a HOA, and know what the initials HOA stands for.
Let me rephrase my comment (a reply to 7:42) and type slowly for your benefit:
"Who else has a Homeowners' Association except a white neighborhood?"
Can anyone name a predominantly black neighborhood in Madison with a HOA?
There were no drownings or shooting so I would think it is a white neighborhood.
The letter says to call the sheriff's dept so it's gotta be one of those county neighborhoods in Gluckstadt that's a mixed bag of rednecks and black flight families. My guess is providence.
"Welcome to our ool" Notice it has no P in it...let's keep it that way!
Providence?
NOT Providence and I should have written "Madison area" as I don' think its in Madison although the address said so.
I would have guessed North Trace off St. Aug, but it says SO would be called so that is out.
And it is not JUST private school kids that have traveled in gangs around town for years, in fact most of the time the private schools can be bought to take in the little darlings after MC kicked them out.
Dear 9:20
Unless I'm enjoying my medications more than I realize, I said nothing about a HOA. Try again.
Why the secrecy regarding the name of the HOA? Maybe it was just a hoax.
It's Asbrooke
Mentions Madison County Sheriff not Police. That says not in the city limits.
With three associations (one being the bigger association), my guess is Ashbrooke.
I'm guessing Ashbrooke
Yes, it was Madison County, Ashbrooke to be exact.
Wait until they find out it was 2 Gutta filming another video. Gonna be special when this one lands.
Two separate reports of semen in the pool? Inquiring minds want to know how they determined it was semen.
was there any pineapples clogging up that pool drain. Lady's red thongs were abandoned in the Men's Restroom yuk...can someone say STD's
Anybody who suggests 'yuck' at the revelation of a red ladies thong must be in the closet.
Since when is semen visible in a pool? Next question: Since when are 'manners' at play when fifteen year olds get a chance to sink the iron bar? Last question: Does Kingfish purposefully recruit a bunch of dirty old men to this site who can't remember the last time they got it up?
If any of you think bad behavior is limited to just kids who go to private schools you are just living in la la land. Every school has problem students who just won't behave themselves and do the right thing. And also don't blame all the parents. There are plenty parents trying to do everything they can to raise their kids right. Good parents sometimes have bad kids, and bad parents sometimes have good kids. There's no guaranteee of anything.
Why post this if we aren't going to be told the name of the subdivision?
Exactly where is Ashbrooke?
Semen in the pool? Maybe they meant sea men, i.e., sailors.
Lady's red thongs in the men's restroom? Cross dressers??
After they drained the pool of semen, maxi-pads & chicken bones, I'm willing to bet they found
a Baby Ruth candy bar in the deep end .
Damn gophers are all over those Lake Caroline golf courses.
My apologies to Ironghost. I mistakenly attached his prominent sig to the goofy post after it.
I get equally disappointed when they have to shut the pool down and shock it every time a kid craps in his swim diaper
I must say I love the idea of 2gutta in annandale.
Is it coincidental that Kangaroot is missing?
I certainly don't think private school are the only ones with problem students.
I was responding to the incredibly stupid assumption that this occurred in black neighborhood.
I find it somewhat more shocking when well educated , affluent parents , who should have learned better along the way, are made aware and instead of imposing consequences and seizing an opportunity to teach their children, jump to their children's defense and impose no consequences for the bad behaviors.
These kids, if identified, will tell mommy and daddy, "it wasn't me" . Mommy and Daddy will believe them instead of pointing out the ugly truth that their little darling, even if they didn't act, were accessories.
9:54 There are bad parents and good parents. There are bad kids and good kids. Surely, you realize this. Also, I'm shocked everyday of my life about different things I see and hear. However, other than to try and live a good life and do right myself, there's little I can do about it. Also, I'm not going to pass judgement on other parents, because first it's not my business what they do and nor do I have all the facts. I'm going to worry and take of my own. You should, too.
...coming to a HOA near you!
11:51am...my children are grown and very successful adults.
I don't know if your children are teens as yet, but if they are, you had damn well better be judging the other parents in your kids school! You might be shocked at what they allow YOUR child to do in their homes!
Peer group influence trumps parental influence in adolescents. Even if you have successfully instilled values,given them the tools to deal with the challenges to those values they will encounter, you must still be vigilant as they try to find a social group where they feel accepted!
You need to watch the program " My Child Would Never Do That" ! Perhaps you'll realize you do not live in a bubble.
10:13 Just because your children "are grown and successful" doesn't mean you are an expert in raising children or should be telling other parents what to do. It only means you are darn lucky. Nothing else.
Swingers party gone wild!
How did semen in a pool turn into "im a better parent than you bs" nevermind I see now. Good parents wouldn't allow their children to waste good semen in a pool...
3 generations ago...swimming in the lake...same thing happened
2 generations ago...swimming at a hotel/motel pool...same thing happened
1 generation ago...swimming at a friends pool...same thing happened
Nothing has changed...kids will be kids!
If Cory Wilson can't get a grip on this lame type of thing in Ashbrooke, what makes anyone think he can get anything done in the House. Is he going to wag his finger at everyone there and say "Don't do that!"
Just get some cameras at Ashbrooke and be done with it. They've done that at many other neighborhoods. There. Solved.
Not sure why anyone guessed Providence. We certainly aren't big enough to have three boards. There are only about 150 homes here at present, but we are still growing. Like most neighborhoods, we have all kinds of people here - including Doctors, lawyers, and even a retired school superintendent. Many of our residents happen to be retirees and employees from University Medical Center. And the worst thing that has ever happens at our pool is occasional damaged pool furniture, which prompted installation of security cameras. - We are also continuously working to improve our neighborhood through member committees. For example, we recently started a Yard of the Month program. More actions and improvements are on the committees' and Board of Director's agendas - including landscaping our entire frontage on Gluckstadt Road.
My 7:34 arent we proud of ourselves. Just couldn't hold all that in; had to share it huh. Next time I recommend writing it on a piece of paper, reading it out loud, deciding the relevance it has to this post... And then sticking it up your ass.
3:51pm Kids will indeed be kids but they stay " kids" if the grown ups don't point out why damaging the property of others is not okay.
3 generations ago, the parents would be horrified, there would be talk about what awful kids these kids were, and the kids would be shaking in their boots for fear of being caught.
Today, parents have YOUR attitude...that this is an acceptable rite of passage and that is the message conveyed. So you encourage kids to do it.
meople - The relevance had to do with countering the slurs by two others against Providence. Sorry you couldn't comprehend that.
Also sorry this blog doesn't monitor attacks on individuals and prevent posts like yours from ever being published on the site. - I've learned my lesson. I won't post to such a sleazy forum again.
Seriously meople? I'm normally just a casual observer of the blog and comments, but your attack on 7:34 was viscious and unwarranted. I can only imagine what amount of insecurity exists in someone that would spew such vitriol at another commenter.
3:51 PM makes a good point .
This ain't new teenage behavior.
Sure, there has always a little residual evidence
floating around "in the pool" after the after the easy girls went home.
But hell..."in the day" ...the next morning the life guards realized what had happened the previous night and just poured a new gallon of chlorine in the water.
All was well.
What's different with this 2012 batch of lil' darhlin's?
Was Grandpa Ron Jeremy in the shallow end that night ?
Some one quote an attack on providence and I will apologize. Until then its just another poster thinking SHE had some genius post. Did I hurt your feelings? And go back to being a casual observer... I'm not here to bash people just to call it like it is...
meople seems to have a personality disorder, one of those Axis II diagnoses.
Or, in laymen's terms, a ornery sumbitch with a stick up his butt.
(KF - I usually avoid personal attacks, but since the screed from meople was totally unwarranted I'm responding in kind)
I won't post to such a sleazy forum again.
But you'll keep reading just like all the other righteous indignation bozos who deposit their high and mighty droppings here ... anonymously.
Yet still no merit to debate?
It's not the debate that's the issue, meople. It's the lack of civility that shows your insecurity and sense of inadequacy. You're right, the poster was wrong to act as if their subdivision had been attacked. You won the debate in my eyes. Congratulations.
By pointing out someone's elite status I become the insecure one. OK. I'll go away cuz you tend to lean towards the same actions as I. This is always enjoyable to see the elite "dont call me names" assholes defend themselves by calling me names.
My HOA only writes letters to the people they don't like, but allows those on the HOA to flagrantly violate covenants and friends thereof to do the same. Be careful where you buy a home in lovely Madison.
I'm surprised by the great many events going on in one place that doesn't charge a cover or require you to tip the red thonged vagrants.
At least they are not naked on I-55 eating one another.
Off subject a little but did any body see the hitch hiker in the middle of Madison's main street by the railroad tracks yesterday around one???
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