Friday, December 9, 2011

The Homeboy Shopping Network presents: Tyrone Lewis merchandise.

Note: These items are actually for sale on Tyrone Lewis's Facebook page. Apparently Anderson and some others didn't get that.

Thats right. While you are taking a break from the game, check out our latest merchandise from Tyrone Lewis:






















That's right. Yo' Sheriff wants yo' money. Cuz we all know dat's what its about: mo money mo money mo money. Our two reviewers even gave it two special Zorro snaps. Get your Ty-rone Lewis merchandise now. And remember: no job, no problem, no credit, no problem, no money, PROBLEM!. Contact our flygirls below to get yo' Tyrone Lewis merchandise:

Busy day with lots to carry? Our new Tyrone Lewis tote has room for everything you need to bring with you. Nylon with sturdy straps, and an embroidered Hinds County Sheriff Department logo on the front or stay hydrated with a campaign water bottle, complete with a royal-blue top and official Tyrone Lewis Sheriff logo. To purchase these items, please contact Rebecca L. Anderson (601-906-4567) or Alberta Ross-Gibson (601-941-1938)


Now since some of you don't know parody and satire when you see it, here is Mr. Lewis's actual Facebook page this afternoon:



26 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha You brought back some fun memories---the reviewers say "hated it"....but this one gets 2 snaps. haha

Anonymous said...

Who paid for this?

Kim Wade said...

Its paid from leftover campaign funds which you did not contribute. Malcolm Macmillin is still in charge of the sheriff department's purse strings.

This is petty and in the inference that funds came from county funds harms JJ carefully cultivated reputation of having the facts before it launches a story.
Kim Wade

Anonymous said...

You gotta be kidding!!

Kingfish said...

No one said it come from county funds. No one. Its on his FB page and was put up there several hours ago. That means today. He's not in office yet and gee, I think that is the Sheriff's insignia on the bag.

You've got it wrong. No one said it came from county funds. No one.

bill said...

It's funny but would have been completely legitimate had he waited until he was in office and run all the money through his campaign. Send in a $10 contribution and get a handsome water bottle, $20 for the man bag. There may be an issue with using the official seal of the sheriff's office, but if he's doing this through his campaign he shouldn't have any problem beyond the silly factor.

Anonymous said...

The question is not who paid for them but rather if they were paid for with campaign funds then this would launder the money into an individuals account? Since I am not a lawyer this is posed as a question.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish I think you should be flattered that they would take the time to peruse your website to make comments. The article didn't say that taxpayer dollars went toward the merchandise nor did one of the comments. The person just asked who paid for this. Kim Wade's comments made an inference to tax payer dollars in his defense. Hmmm I wonder why?

Anonymous said...

Is use of the county's insignia for profit a misappropriation of county property? Just curious.

Anonymous said...

2:01 here. KF, you got me giggling so much, I just had to look on the internet to see if "hated it" and two-snaps was still around. Lo and behold, the clips are on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PK6QkZG_Y0

"Two special zoro snaps"---oh, thanks KF. Needed the big haha this afternoon.

Anonymous said...

Does the good (soon to be ) Hinds County Sheriff accept PayPal ?

I would love a Tyrone Tote Bag.

Anonymous said...

What is this, are you serious. How did this man win. Well let the money getting begin.

Anonymous said...

Just hope he pays the sales tax on what he sells. The State could use the money.

Anonymous said...

The inference that it was paid with "county funds" comes from the fact that the sheriff's logo was used, not anything written here.

Kim's attempt to deflect only magnifies that the logo use is an issue.

But, on the subject of shopping. How many remodels, renovations, floods, disasters, liquidations, etc does Carter Jewelers go through in a year?

Anonymous said...

and this hinds county is yo sheriff . just out for money.

Anonymous said...

tyrone and kim....a pair made for each other!

Anonymous said...

So what? If folks want to spend their money for his stuff...who cares?

Anonymous said...

Bony finger aka Kimmmmm Waaaaade is a Tyrone man? Figures since he's in bed with the former DA Faye....errrr...
Facts? Bony finger don't need no facts!

Anonymous said...

While we are piling on Hinds County, why has no one mentioned the armed robbery that occurred at the Renaissance Mall in Ridgeland. Someone was forced at gun point to an ATM.

Anonymous said...

Those two dollar bags are selling for $20? What a rip...WAIT! If you order before noon today, they'll double your order, just pay additional handling and shipping charges; and they'll include two ballpoint pens; a fifteen dollar value, free.

And if you put a dollar in the 'Sheruff Gas Fund', you'll get a free "Who's Pocket Is Kim Wade In?" lapel pin suitable for felt western hat or Sunday suit.

Anonymous said...

The main problem with this story, and some of the comments, is the confusion with two separate and distinct skits from "In Living Color":
the "Homeboy Shopping Network" and "Men on Film". "Men" did the Zorro snap. Jeesh.

Nuff2Say said...

well if "Its paid from leftover campaign funds" then where does the $$$ go once I order one?? or better yet who is getting the money for this...

The Inaugural Ball for Sheriff Tyrone Lewis
Tickets for this event are $50.00 per person. *Invitation Only*
Date: January 6, 2012
Time: 7:30pm - 11:30pm
Location: Fondren Hall located at 4330 North State Street, Jackson, MS 39206 (Next to Room by Room Furniture)
Event Overview: Semi-Formal Reception
To purchase tickets, please contact Rebecca L. Anderson (601-906-4567) or Alberta Ross-Gibson (601-941-1938)

Anonymous said...

Kim has his panties in a wad this morning? Who gives a crap about 'yo new sheriff' anyway. Hinds County is doomed.

Shadowfax said...

Thanks to 9:31 for giving me the opportunity I've longed for for months. Carter Jewelers, with it's gooped-down-smush-haired spokesman, is undergoing yet another radical renovation (not a flood this time) that requires all merchandise be sold for half the lowest ticketed price.

The roof didn't fall in this time and there's no disaster affecting the Pemberton Mall in Vicksburg, but, sadly, they have to close their doors for renovations and everything must go. Jerry what's his face tells Edward St. Pe that this may be the biggest sale in the history of Jackson, bar none. Everything down to the bare walls must go. Kim Wade will be there with a Toys R Us microphone and seven inch square amp to moderate this biggest event ever. Corner High Street and State Street. Since 1784. Bring your truck and trailer. Harvey will have cops on hand for the buying public's safety.

KaptKangaroo said...

Funny but all you get this year is a $50 Gift Certificate to the premier Jackson Steakhouse versus the diamond earrings valued at over $200.

Man, the economy really does suck.

Anonymous said...

In all fairness, the Facebook post in reference to the Inaugural event doesn't say *Invitation Only*.

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