Thursday, January 6, 2011

Latest crime stats

City of Madison crime reports through January 4, 2010.

No updated crime stats for Jackson. Last reported ones are for week ending December 12, 2010. City informed me the person at JPD responsible for them is no longer at JPD. Chris Mims said he is working on updating them on the website.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

And still no complaints out of LaddCo about the stats not getting published.

But if Melton was still the Mayor ...

Pot-Kettle-Ladd

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I can't wait to try that new Mexican restaurant in Fondren. I just need to get a carry permit first.

Anonymous said...

I'd get a Kevlar vest before a carry permit ;-)

Anonymous said...

noticed - two women arrested on embezzlement charges in madison. Frazier brothers still living the high life...

Kingfish said...

Where? didn't see it. thanks.

Anonymous said...

12/29 - i understand the situation of probably the business owner pressing charges against employees for stealing money in this situation. BUT i am leaning towards some inclination that something is fishy about travelers claims against the people in question. Dont get me wrong the frazier brothers are DICKS, but why no charges, why is no one else reporting, what is the deal KF?

Anonymous said...

I am just sick to death over the family who found their beloved pet murdered during a burglary. That is just WAY over the top! What is sadder?...Law enforement can't do anything about this blight taking over? or We aren't doing anything as a group of citizens to deal with the problem ourselves?

Anonymous said...

No doubt the thugs who have turned to crime and animal abuse have done so because of their frustration over the lack of a new arena in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Mac had Hinds deputies patrolling Belhaven all the time. I haven't seen a squad car on my street since he left.

Anonymous said...

McMillin has to pick his spots. All those deputies are deployed trying to save the I55 Kroger outpost in NE Jackustan. JPD won't even go into those neighborhoods any more.

Anonymous said...

i had a friend who said one time " i am going to stick my lawn mower in the front yard and sit on my roof with my rifle and wait, but then he thought that the MWFD would arrest him for hunting in a baited field." that is funny

Anonymous said...

Jackustan ... Bwaahhahahaha

Baited Field...now there's a good idea!

Anonymous said...

I had an unused gas can I used to stir up some mange meds to treat my trashy neighbor's dog. I left the can on my front porch. 6 months later, I saw the can on the road half way down the street. A week later it was even further down the street. I can only hope I fucked up the lawn mowers of at lest two thugs.

Anonymous said...

Something was going on at Kroger at Colony Crossing today about 5:00p. Cars everywhere with blue lights agoing!

Kingfish said...

I remember when they used to give Melton hell over not publishing crime reports. Oh wait, they did.

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