Thursday, February 12, 2009

Dear Cynthia



If you're going to wear that top, get implants.

Posted by Kingfish at 3:56 PM

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her body might no be able to accept implants. Been there done that.

February 12, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Is this the same attorney that represented Robbie Bell in Mr. Delaughter's courtroom in Raymond?

February 12, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Kingfish said...

Yes, that is the fucking bitch that represented Robbie Bell. Hope the bitch gets implants and they burst on her.

and remember, she was representing Robbie before Judge Delaughter before all this stuff came out and it got switched to Kidd. Delaughter heard her arraignment.

February 12, 2009 at 10:47 PM
Anonymous said...

Since you're not an attorney and have no respect for the concept of due process, I don't expect you to understand that under our system of justice EVERYBODY gets representation...Robbie Bell, Frank Melton, Jeffrey Dahmer, BTK...and it's not a bad reflection on an attorney when she takes a hard case.

And talking about a woman's boobs and calling her a "f--king b--ch" makes you sound incredibly creepy.

February 12, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Kingfish said...

Due process I'm all for.

rigging a case so someone who tried to cover up a murder gets off I'm not, especially when its the same little ring that cooked up the plan to get Ms. Bell off of the hook.

February 12, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Anonymous said...

Poor little Cynthia and Hood and the rest of the Peters maggots got together and cooked up the George strangled Heather excuse even though it wasn't in the autopsy or coroner's report just so Robbie would get off so anon at 11:38 shove it up your ass.

February 13, 2009 at 12:06 AM
Anonymous said...

Is it possible a sitting Hinds County Judge was at the murder scene (Robbie's house) BEFORE authorities were notified? Many outlets reported other family members in the house. Just seems a little suspicious - especially considering the way the first charges were "dropped".

Good luck Cindy. She represents Ed Peters too!

http://yallpolitics.com/index.php/yp/post/14481/

February 13, 2009 at 7:28 AM
Anonymous said...

http://www.wlbt.com/Global/story.asp?s=7293634

Heather's uncle says it's hard to separate fact from rumor. "I've heard that she was alive between the hours of 6 p.m. and 8 p.m., when he beat her, all the way to 4 or 5 in the morning. Now new evidence is coming out that she may have been alive till 7 a.m.", he says. "That's why I wish the D.A., or I wish whoever is responsible for getting information to the family, would contact us."

February 13, 2009 at 7:30 AM
Anonymous said...

Don't forget all the punches Donna Ladd pulled to hide Robbie's complicity. Then we get one of those Donna Does Penance bullshit columns. Donna Ladd is a Fraud.

February 13, 2009 at 7:52 AM
Anonymous said...

You are right on Kingfish!!! Never mind the comments some liberal attorney made earlier! You apparently offended IT!

February 13, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Anonymous said...

but I thought Kingfish was a lawyer?

February 14, 2009 at 9:20 AM

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