Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Palin Backstabbing Begins

Can anyone imagine this occuring in the Reagan, Bush (both)and Dole campaigns? The Guardian reports McCain telling the following joke about Palin:
"So now we know what John McCain really thinks of his running mate Sarah Palin – and that's not just because of the awkward body language between them during his concession speech in Phoenix, Arizona.
An exasperated McCain has told friends in recent weeks that Palin is even more trouble than a pitbull.
In one joke doing the rounds, the Republican presidential candidate asked friends: what is the difference between Sarah Palin and a pitbull? The friendly canine eventually lets go, is the McCain punchline.
McCain's joke is a skit on Palin's most famous line after she was picked as his surprise running mate. Palin delighted the Republican base when she said the only difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom was lipstick........"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2008/nov/05/john-mccain-sarah-palin

Jokes are jokes but seeing this story, the gossip about Palin spending sprees, and other insulting accounts about the Governor published in the media, shows a clumsy (fitting since they ran a clumsy campaign and can't even do a hack job propertly) attempt by a bunch of lilliputians trying to make themselves look good at the expense of conservatives such as Governor Palin. The Republicans lost- get over it and work hard to win on another day. This crap merely gives Democrats some entertainment while Republicans look stupid. Expect more gossip to appear in the media over the next few weeks. No one ever confused the Bush II and McCain campaign crowd with Reagan and Newt's. Can anyone imagine this happening under Tony Blankley or Lynn Nofzinger? Please.

Update: I just saw Carl Cameron's sleazy report on Fox News. Mr. Cameron's reporting outraged more than a few conservatives bloggers who are out for blood: Michelle Malkin, Ace of Spades,Redstate.com, and others. This isn't going away nor should it as some idiot staffers deserve to be punished and ostracized from the Republican party. Such cannibalism is a perfect example of the ineptitude of McCain's campaign as Rick Davis resembles Al Davis more than he does a top Republican strategist, with the same results. The difference between Rick/Al Davis and real pros such as Nofzinger, Atwater, Rove, Deaver, and even Meese is they ran campaigns that were tightly disciplined and didn't see conservative Republicans as the enemy. They followed Reagan's commandment to the letter while Rick/Al Davis and his minions seem determined to finish off the job for the Obama campaign. One can only imagine the glee of Emmanuel and company as they for once enjoy watching Fox News. McCain staffers: The Democrats best friends as they show they truly are bipartisan in nature.

Red State's Initial List:
Nicolle Wallace
Steve Schmidt
Mark McKinnon

Red State's Operation Leper
Michelle Malkin: McCain's Classless Cowards
Ace of Spades

Posted by Kingfish at 5:07 PM

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah ole Ladd couldn’t resist a little Palin bashing on her crack head press blog.
She bears a strikingly resemblance to Hillary in the same way Musgrove and Wicker did. This is why I believe she is so bitter toward Palin.

November 5, 2008 at 6:22 PM
Kingfish said...

Didn't mind quoting stories with unconfonfirmed anonymous sources. So much for ethics in journalism.

November 5, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Anonymous said...

"unconfonfirmed"

What kind of word is that?

November 6, 2008 at 8:08 AM
Anonymous said...

/\/\ Why are you such an a-hole? /\/\

November 6, 2008 at 8:34 AM
Kingfish said...

its a Bushism.

November 6, 2008 at 9:36 AM

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