Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Patterson gave $2,500 to Judge Delaughter's Re-election Campaign.

The Mississippi Secretary of State's website reveals that the following prominent lawyers donated money to Hinds County Circuit Court Judge Bobby Delaughter in his 2006 re-election campaign:

John Arthur Eaves : $1000
Langston & Langston: $400
David Meredith: $250
Steven Patterson: $2,500
Robert Shuler Smith: $500
Baria Law firm: $250

Judge Delaughter raised over $35,000 for his re-election in 2006. There was no mention of former Hinds County District Attorney Ed Peters in the records examined.

http://www.sos.state.ms.us/elections/eis_images.asp?ID=4891&Rpt=1

Note: My apologies. I forgot that Mr. Patterson is NOT a lawyer.

Posted by Kingfish at 2:31 PM

4 comments:

Heddy "The Troll" Matthias, MD said...

Kingfish:

Good work on The Money.

But I can't tarry. I'm in training to win the Trolling Olympics.

But I'll be the only one entered who has the honesty to use my real name. Always have, always will.

I pride myself on my trolling. I've trolled with the best, and been thrown off more websites than you've ever written. Jackson Free Press (TWICE! The second time I was desperate and entered surreptitiously.), and a few medical/political sites.

I'm Public enemy number one with Donna Tartt Ladd. Been flamed by the best, too, and came back to prest.

Been called a rascist so many times I looked like Regan in the Exorcist. I've been called an elitist by the poor, and a populist by the rich, and heartless to the infirm. Hell, I pride myself on being an "equal-opportunity-offender."

And blocking? I should be an offensive tackle for New England. I've been blocked by such greats as Ray "The Best Offense is a Good Defense" Carter!

Anyway, toodles. Must get those fingers a-moving, those eyes a-reading, those nasty thoughts a-coming. There's so much to do, so little time. I'll never run out of fodder--hypocrisy and foolishness rule, and these giant chickens are a-coming home to roost.

January 16, 2008 8:15 AM
Rico Suave said...

Keep up the great work Doc! Donna Tartt Ladd, I like that.

January 16, 2008 8:18 AM
Anonymous said...

Langston & Langston is Shane and his wife, not Joey.

January 16, 2008 1:30 PM
Kingfish said...

didn't say it was. Thanks for pointing it out though as someone may have assumed such was the case.

January 16, 2008 1:33 PM

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