Wednesday, October 31, 2007

DWF Asks: There’s Viral Networking and Viral Radio, Does That Mean I Can’t Take Antibiotics?

Is there such a thing as Bacterial Networking or Radio? Maybe then Cipro would do the trick.

Viral is contagious, so I guess that’s what the term really means. At my age I have a hard time keeping up with all the new techno-babble. I feel proud to be able to Google someone these days and to find out if they’ve made the news in recent years, such as my old roommate from the 80’s who had a cast of thousands as visitors in our apartment in NE Jackson. I often wonder if she’s now a grandmother……

Anyway, I digress. I’m thinking I need a viral blog with the ability to radiate across the area and network with others of my age group. But does “my age group” really participate in the internet “otherworld”?

Think how exciting it would be to find your first true love in a viral network, with the ability to see “now” and “then” photos. They DO say love is blind…………..

What if I could find that nasty cheerleader from high school who thought she was “all that” and see her now weigh 300 lbs? Now THAT is worth the time to get the word out to all of us waiting for our AARP membership offers during the next two or three years.

In the meantime, I guess I’ll be content learning about Facebook and MySpace. Hey – I must be somewhat cool, my boys’ friends have added ME as a friend! There’s hope for me yet.

P.S. The 30-year-old brother is NOTHING like his brother………………UGH. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, see previous posts.

If you want to be viral or network with me, email me: dwfinms@gmail.com

Previous posts:
From DWF to women raising boys
DWF was a cougar before cougar was cool
DWF Introduces Wacko Woman
DWF Wants To Know...
What Women REALLY Think
Election Notes from DWF
Dear DWF
On a date? Please try to relate.
Sunday Morning Coffee w/a Cougar
Packing for a Safari
A Caged Cougar? HA!
If Stella Can Ger Her Groove Back...

Posted by DWF at 11:24 AM

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The best treatment for viral is to stay inside in bed!

October 31, 2007 at 1:21 PM
Kingfish said...

that was weak.

October 31, 2007 at 1:53 PM
Anonymous said...

"Nothing like the brother..." means what??? :)

October 31, 2007 at 4:16 PM
The Truth said...

Look at her earlier posts. She discusses dating a 25 year old. Didn't work out. Then it turns out his older brother is coming into town.

October 31, 2007 at 4:17 PM
Anonymous said...

Truth,

I know the story, just wondering if there was more to the "not like his brother" comment!

October 31, 2007 at 6:26 PM
Tom Head said...

You can find me on both MySpace and Facebook. I use the latter more often these days. DWF (or anyone else I might not recognize), please send me a heads-up when you add me so I'll know you're not a spammer or something. ;o)

November 1, 2007 at 2:57 AM
DWF said...

"Not like his brother" means he is NOT a hot, sexy stud!

November 1, 2007 at 4:58 AM
Anonymous said...

DWF, where HAVE you been? Don't stay away so long next time.

November 1, 2007 at 8:47 AM
Anonymous said...

Get 'Fish to have a viral network off Jackson Jambalaya!

November 1, 2007 at 11:24 AM
Kingfish said...

so what are you saying?

November 1, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Anonymous said...

I thought the statement was a commentary post-equipment inventory. Guess not.

November 1, 2007 at 1:49 PM
Anonymous said...

It probably was.

November 1, 2007 at 2:37 PM

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