Saturday, December 11, 2021

Ted Rall: Say You Ain't Running Again, Joe

 Democrats need to stop playing cute about the president's reelection plans. 

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Coming to the Movies

 A true classic returns to the theater tomorrow and Wednesday.  3-time Oscar winner On Golden Pond will appear at Malco and Tinseltown. Showtimes are posted below.

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Friday, December 10, 2021

Flashback Friday: Pearl Harbor

 This week's edition of Flashback Friday takes a look at the Jackson newspapers in the days following Jap sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. 

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Accused Arsonist Attacks Fireman

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Insurance Company Pays $243,362 for Kenny Wayne & CMU Crew

 An insurance company paid $243,362 to the State Auditor for sweetheart spending by the CMU Board of Commissioners.  CMU Commissioners splurged on credit cards, paid illegal severance pay, and covered personal attorneys fees for commissioners. However, the commissioners and former CEO Kenny Wayne Jones are not off the hook because the insurance company sued them for repayment.

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Probation Officer Busted Again

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.

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The Downward Spiral Continues

 How better things at the Clarion – Ledger? Apparently, not even the newspaper wants the newspaper.  WJTV reported:

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Thursday, December 9, 2021

The Dogs are Home!

 Can you stand some good news? The daughter-in-law of Kelley Williams., posted on social media:

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This Week on the Podcast

It's time for another episode of The Jambalaya with the Kingfish.  Wild man and former Hinds County Court Judge William Skinner appeared on the podcast. We discussed all kinds of groovy topics such as gangs, the Capitol Street shootout, tales from the bench, and some rather unpredictable topics. Stay tuned for part two as it will be even better.

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3 Murdered in Fire

The Jackson Fire Department issued the following statement.

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A Day in the Life

Have you ever wondered how the folks that SEC Shorts create those funny videos? Make no mistake, they work their asses off to bring you that five minute addiction every week.  Check out the magic behind the scenes.

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UMC Expanding to Madison County

 Note: This story originally reported UMC asked IHL for approval to buy the property.

 UMC is making a move into Ridgeland.  The  IHL Board of Trustees approved UMC's purchase of 36 acres by I-55 and Colony Park Boulevard for $14.2 million at its November meeting. The resolution stated:

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Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Former Bank VP Scammed Renasant

 The FDIC fined former Renasant Bank Senior Vice – President Natalie Arnemann $5,000 and barred her from the banking industry. The June 2021 FDIC order states:

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Bigger Pie Forum: Tax Report Contains Fabricated Numbers

 As Mississippi Legislators work toward eliminating the personal income tax, they are looking for ways to recoup the resulting reduced revenue.  One possible source is the elimination of various tax deductions, exemptions, and credits.

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Prep Expands

 Jackson prep announced it is adding an elementary school to the Lakeland campus.

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Getting the Lead out of the CL's Lead Story

 The Clarion – Ledger reported on the lead problems in Jackson's water system. The article started on a decent enough track but then the newspaper help itself as it picked up the social justice spear and tramped through a jungle of ignorance. The newspaper reported last week

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Robert St. John: Wake-Up Call at A Gift Shop

It is book season. For many people that’s the time of year when summer paperbacks are released, or the holiday cookbooks hit bookstore shelves. For me it’s the time of year when I take to the road on an always interesting, sometimes grueling, book-signing schedule. 



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Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Funny of the Day

 What happens when a candidate loses by one vote?

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More Crime

 JPD issued the following statements.

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Ben Shapiro: An 'Abundance of Caution' Mentality Leads to Tyranny

This week, governments around the globe spun into full-scale panic thanks to the revelation of the so-called omicron variant of COVID-19. As of this writing, we know that omicron is likely more transmissible than prior variants. We have no evidence, however, that omicron is more deadly. To the contrary, Dr. Angelique Coetzee, chairwoman of the South African Medical Association, explained that the symptoms associated with omicron were "mild," explaining, "we don't see severely ill patients."

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More Pikes Arrested at Ole Miss

Seven Ole Miss Pikes were arrested for allegedly cyber stalking a former member of their fraternity.  The victim pressed charges against one of the defendants last year when a cleaning solution was poured down his throat during pledge week. The solution burned out his esophagus.  The charges also include witness intimidation. 

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Happy Birthday

 Happy birthday to Vito Corleone.  He would have been 130 years old today.

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No Comment.

 Hopefully, the person who should see this will see this. We can hope.

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Monday, December 6, 2021

Coming December 22

 What.... is..... real?

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The Night the Rez Blew Up

 It was 35 years ago today that Pelahatchie Bay blew up. A gas main under the Rez somehow blew up.  Flames shot up to 700 feet in the air as satellites notice the explosion. Thankfully, no one was hurt nor were any homes destroyed. Take a step back in time and check out the original news articles posted below.

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Omicron (Xi) is HERE!!!!

 The Mississippi State Department of Health issued the following statement. 

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Watch the Beth Ann White Hearing

JJ obtained the video of the bond hearing for Beth Ann White that took place last week. The video is posted below. White is charged with two counts of aggravated DUI – death after she allegedly plowed into another vehicle on Highway 18 a month ago, killing Allison Conaway and her infant son. Mrs. Conaway's two surviving daughters remain in the hospital.

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The Grand Finale

 The season may be over but the folks at SEC Shorts are not through skewering us college football fans.

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Cody Johnson Coming to Brandon

 Red Mountain Entertainment issued the following press release.

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Sunday, December 5, 2021

Hope but no Change

 This video aged very well.... on several levels.  

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"Be Like Joe"

Missed church? Consider this post to be your remedial sermon.  Enjoy the 1993 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard.  

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Bill Crawford: Drug monopolies behind high prices

Standing in line at the pharmacy. Watched a man pay $900 for a monthly prescription. Must absolutely need that medicine. Wondered what sacrifices he and his family make to pay that much. 

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Saturday, December 4, 2021

Kiffin Gets Extension

 The University of Mississippi issued the following statement.  

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D.L. Gardner: Same Thing Over & Over Again

Albert Einstein probably never said, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.”

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Leading by Example

 Good job, JPD!!!

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Tomorrow at the Coliseum

 Mississippi Ag Commish Andrew Gipson issued the following statement. 

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Friday, December 3, 2021

Dan Berger: Sane Consumption

 Year-end parties usually are liquid-y, so even before we reach the height of the celebratory season, which includes Christmas and New Year's Eve, a bit of planning may avoid hangovers -- and could well be a life-saving tactic.

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Clinton Carjacker Arrested

 Clinton police arrested David Tyler for carjacking an 80-year-old woman yesterday at the Walmart on Highway 80. Tyler tried to make the crime a family affair as he brought his 15 and three-year-old nephews to the carjacking. 

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Tyree Jones to be Sworn Today

 Hinds County Sheriff – Elect Tyree Jones will be sworn in as the new Sheriff today at 1:00. The ceremony will take place in Circuit Judge Faye Peterson's courtroom.

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Guilty!

 Once the money man for many local politicians, a disgraced Porter Bingham faced justice yesterday in federal court as he pleaded guilty to wire fraud.  The former municipal financial advisor ripped off the city of Rolling Fork for $33,000 in a crooked bond deal back in 2015.  His former clients included the city of Jackson, Jackson Public Schools, Hinds County, and Canton public schools.

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Thursday, December 2, 2021

Idiot of the Day

 JPD investigated a shooting at Willow Point apartment. Naturally, a knucklehead thought it would be a good idea to approach the police while screaming and tote in a rifle. Watch the WLBT video posted below.

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Ted Rall: Our Inflexible, Outdated Constitution

 A national constitution ought to reflect a society's fundamental values by defining a set of legal principles that can be periodically adjusted in order to reflect a society's changing mores, culture and technology. By that standard, our Constitution is woefully out of date. 

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More Mayhem

 Keep an eye out for Kelly Williams' truck.  His daughter-in-law posted on social media last night:

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UMC Offers Cardiology Screening

 The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following press release.

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China Invades American Universities

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On the bucolic campus of Purdue University in Indiana, deep in America’s heartland and 7,000 miles from his home in China, Zhihao Kong thought he could finally express himself.

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Shuckin' & Jiving to Bankruptcy

 The president of Express Grain Terminals told hundreds of customers the grain elevator was in "good shape financially" as the Greenwood company filed bankruptcy.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2021

The Ever-Shrinking JPD

 The number of Jackson police officers continues to fall as the streets become more dangerous. The Northside Sun reported this week:

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Robert St. John: Walter Anderson, A Free Man

There are three constants that have been ever-present in my life from day one— food, music, and art. For the purposes of this column— and the release of my latest coffee table cookbook— I will focus on art. I am not an artist. Though I grew up in the house of an artist.

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Carjacker Gets 22 Years

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.

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Sid Salter: Has supply chain issues, employee shortages reshuffled U.S. immigration priorities?

The global Covid-19 pandemic produced more than physical and emotional illness, suffering, and death over the last two years. The virus also brought global economic paralysis that impacted the global supply chain and created historic worker shortages.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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