Monday, December 6, 2021

Coming December 22

 What.... is..... real?


Posted by Kingfish at 11:00 PM

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I imagine you will be there opening night, on the front row, mouth agape.

December 7, 2021 at 5:19 AM
Anonymous said...

FUN FACT:
The terms “redpill” and “woke” originated from this series. The original usage in the 9/11 Truth Movement, and later the Ron Paul Presidental campaigns, had a very different meaning than how they are used today.

ALSO FUN FACT:
Larry Wachowski spent the fortune he earned on the first Matrix movie in the torture chambers of an LA dominatrix. She basically turned him into a transvestite slave, and he put her in charge of the “creative direction” of second two films (she is in the credits) which is why they both sucked ass.

It all came out during a lawsuit filed by the estranged wife of Larry (now Lana) after he abandoned her and his children for the life of a transgender slave to a dominatrix.

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Mr+Matrix+and+his+dominatrix%3b+HOW+'CROSS-DRESS'+FILM+GENIUS+LARRY...-a0102221884

December 7, 2021 at 6:25 AM
Anonymous said...

...Yeah.....

December 7, 2021 at 8:47 AM
Anonymous said...

5:19 : Wow. I had other comments about this series that I am now thankful I never watched. So my original comment is null. Again , thank you for the info.

December 7, 2021 at 9:50 AM
Anonymous said...

The term “woke” did not originate with this series.

“Woke” has been used since at least the 1920s in music. See Lead Belly. After the term became popular amongst
AA it was high jacked by the “scream stream” media (Rush et al) which use automatically injects a racist tone to their intended audience. Now it serves as a cat call for the true racists to be able to say someone is “woke” which means to the listener - oh, he is in favor of black equality and maybe even reparations or god forbid hearing about the facts of slavery which is now called “critical race theory.”

And by the way you seem fascinated by the fact that the creator of this series divorced his wife of 2 years after they had dated for 9 years. 9 years should have told her that her beau was not that into her. And you also love the freaky aspect…I can almost see your other monitor open showing 2 Women stepping on a guys ball sack while you typed your “fun facts” and most likely spilled the lube on your floor.

Clean up man

December 7, 2021 at 10:23 AM
Anonymous said...

@10:23
Uh… yeah.
I am going to need a citation for that.
And you are projecting again. You should get some help for that.

December 7, 2021 at 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...

Another Hollyweird post?
Why don’t you get off your ass and investigate why white people keep disappearing while reportedly “last seen” in Jackson. There are currently two missing white males right now on the front page of WLBT

December 7, 2021 at 3:04 PM
Anonymous said...

3:04 : It all has to do with the new found celebrity for KF I think. He's a podcaster now you see. And to get guests he can no longer "go after" certain ones. So true colors are very bright right now. Lol, notice very little coverage of our elected crooks since the podcast dropped ?

December 8, 2021 at 12:01 PM

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