Friday, March 14, 2014

State Auditor can now review economic development projects

State Auditor Stacey Pickering issued the following press release:

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Stokes to WLBT: You "think the only good Negro is a dead Negro"

Yup. He said it.  Watch for yourself.

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Thursday, March 13, 2014

Neil Young: the music died.

Taking a break from the politics. Here is an interesting little interview with Neil Young yesterday on CNBC.  It seems Mr. Young is touting a new high-end digital player that will appeal to audiophiles.  It is his opinion music has sounded like crap for the last ten years and he aims to do something about it.

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Sponsored: Mississippi Conservatives PAC: McDaniel voted to fund Common Core


The Mississippi Conservatives PAC issued the following statement on State Senator Chris McDaniel and Common Core.

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WJNT yesterday

Broke down the Mayor's race on WJNT yesterday.  


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Perv gets 40 years

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Michael Guest issued the following press release:

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Teacher Pay FOOD FIGHT!!!

Looks like Speaker Philip Loome and The Tater engaged in dueling press releases yesterday:

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Fire up the robocalls.

This robocall attacking Margaret Barrett-Simon went out last night:

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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Horhn steps up to the election plate.

State Senator John Horhn announced his candidacy for Mayor of Jackson at this press conference today:

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Special needs bill passes Senate

The Lieutenant Governor issued the following press release:

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We report, you decide: the Junior Edition

Looks like Chokwe Junior decided to pass off a quote from Frantz Fanon's "The Wretched of the Earth" as his own in in the first sentence of his speech yesterday. See for yourself.

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Vote for the name you know.

This video was simply too good to pass up.

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Laying the Wood (NSFW)

The Mayor's passing. One candidate after another announcing he is running for the office. Fraziers going to jail.  St. Andrews smack. The Legislature.  We need a break. Introducing Margaret Wood. This post is not safe for work, kids, Y'all Politics, or Cottonchicken.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Chokwe, Jr. "co-authored" his "father's platform".

Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Jr.  announced he is a candidate at a press conference this evening in front of City Hall and a crowd of enthusiastic supporters.  Mr. Lumumba's sister and wife introduced him to the crowd.  Ridgeland resident Safiya Omari opened the press conference by leading the crowd in a chant of "One City,  One destiny". 

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Melvin Priester, Jr. makes his move.

Jackson City Councilman Melvin Priester, Jr. told a packed room at his law office he is running for Mayor of Jackson. The video is posted below.

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Overby says he will audit the county

Madison County Chancery Clerk candidate issued the following press release:

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Tony Yarber makes it official (Video)

Update: Website is up and running. Yarberformayor.com.

Jackson City Councilman Tony Yarber announced he is running for Mayor of Jackson in front of the steps of City Hall this morning.  Here is the video.

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Monday, March 10, 2014

It's official: Yarber rolls the dice.

The Tony Yarber for Mayor campaign just issued the following press release:

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Former Mayor Harvey Johnson is now a candidate

Former Mayor Harvey Johnson announced his candidacy today in front of Smith Robertson Museum.  He touted his experience and a list of accomplishments during his three terms.  There were a few lighthearted moments as he responded to questions from the media.

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Lee is out, other Junior is in

Email floating around :

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Mao would be proud. So would Boss Hogg.

And Tom Head speaks about the special election on Facebook. Too good not to point out. 

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Will she or won't she?

Jackson City Councilwoman Margaret Barrett-Simon posted this message on Facebook a few hours ago:

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Blast from the WJNT past.

The Mayor's race is moving along.  Councilman Tony Yarber is jumping into the race.  If you have never heard him before, here are recordings of  two appearances he made on my radio show.  Listen and form your own opinions. They are embedded in Flash so if you don't see them on an Apple product, use a Flash app.

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The Great Man speaks.

Warren Buffett threw out a few gems of wisdom in his latest annual letter to Berkshire Hathaway shareholders.  There is quite a bit of advice politicians and others would be wise to adopt. 

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Sunday, March 9, 2014

And so it begins.... Jackson Mayoral race edition

 Update: Priester holding press conference Tuesday at 2:00 PM. JJ was left off the media email list. Looks like we are persona non grata to the Priester crowd. 

The contendah's are jumping in now.  Harvey is in. Horhn is in.  Melvin Priester, Jr. told his congregation this morning he is running for Mayor.  Yarber is in. No word out of the other Junior, Regina Quinn, or heavy favorite Possum James. Nothing out of Lee but he is chomping at the bit. Here are some images sent to me already today of push cards and other campaign paraphenalia. The results of the online poll are posted below as well.

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Help Children with Special Needs.


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Saturday, March 8, 2014

Break this Glass.

Some of the best college basketball you will ever see. Chris Jackson v. Gerald Glass. 1989. Chris scored 55 points. Glass scored 53. Game went to several overtimes.

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Really?

Madame DeLadd is at it again on her blog: 

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Friday, March 7, 2014

51 months

U.S. District Judge Keith Starrett sentenced Austin Frazier to 51 months in prison and supervised probation for three years. Austin and C.E.,Jr. Report to.prison on April 21. Judge Starrett will sentence Claiborne Frazier April 4.

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The attack of the Yaks

No, this is not a new Dr. Seuss story. The administration at Saint Andrew's school sent out the following email to students concerning the Yik Yak threat.  JJ has learned administrations at other local schools have taken similar actions.  Going too far or not far enough? Read for yourself and decide.

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Steen = Stokes?

A new robocall that went out tonight in Madison County attacks supervisor Gerald Steen as standing against economic development.  It even asks if he is going to be the Kenneth Stokes of Madison County.  Listen for yourself below .

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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Frazier update

C.E. Frazier, Jr. gets 31 months in prison and a three-year term of probation once released.  Judge Keith Starrett will sentence Austin and Claiborne Frazier at 9:00 AM tomorrow morning. 

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New York to Jones County to NBA?

The New York Times published a very entertaining story on three yewts who found their way to playing basketball for Jones Junior College after growing up in Brooklyn. Going from Brooklyn to Catfish Friday's in Jones County.  Read on.

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Claiborne Frazier tries to withdraw guilty plea

Collection of all posts on Frazier case

Sentencing is scheduled for today in U.S. District Court for Austin, Clairborne, and C.E. Frazier, Jr.  C.E., Jr. is the father of Austin and Claiborne.  Austin and C.E. pleaded guilty to one count of "conspiracy to commit  bank fraud, mail fraud and/or wire fraud in violation of 18 U.S.C. 371". The crime carries a maximum sentence of five years in prison, $250,000 fine, and supervised release of not more than three years. Claiborne pleaded guilty to one count of "conspiracy to commit bank, mail and/or wire fraud in violation of 18 U.S.C. 1349." The charge carries a maximum sentence of thirty years in prison, $250,000 fine, and supervised release for a term of five years. Earlier post with copy of indictment.   However, Claiborne filed a motion to withdraw his guilty plea last week.  He is represented by Cynthia Stewart.

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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Senate passes teacher pay plan

The Lieutenant Governor issued the following press release:

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Another Mayoral update

The Street Committee gave the Kingfish an update on the Mayoral race yesterday:

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Democrat of the year?

Check out this award for Republican congressional candidate Gene Taylor:

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Tuesday, March 4, 2014

SB #2629 passes Jud "B"

SB #2629 passed House Judiciary "B" Committee this morning. The bill makes it easier for law enforcement to pursue felony convictions of domestic violence. The bill allows police to charge someone with aggravated domestic violence without an affidavit from the victim. Senator Will Longwitz sponsored the bill.  JJ reported last month:

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You can't make this up.

Some blasts from the past on Ukraine:

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Animal rescue FOOD FIGHT!!!

Looks like we have a food fight over in the animal rescue community.  A woman who operates the Madison Ark filed a petition for a restraining order against several individuals.  She accused them of hacking into her email, sending phony information to law enforcement to encourage prosecutions against her, and other dastardly deeds.  One defendant had none of it and filed a counterclaim against her that alleged stalking and defamation.  She also asked for a restraining order against the plaintiffs. Hmmm.... they ask for restraining orders against each other?  The claims are posted below and well, are interesting to read.

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Monday, March 3, 2014

Special election law. Update: WE HAVE A DATE!!!

UPDATE: Special election will be held April 8. Runoff two weeks later if needed.  Qualifying deadline is March 19.   JJ can confirm Councilman Tony Yarber is looking at jumping into the race. 


Here is the law for setting a special election in Jackson:

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The McMouse that frapped?

A Pearl resident claims a McDonald's restaurant in Brandon placed a mouse in a milkshake consumed by her daughter and cousin.  24-year old Christene James told JJ her 17 year-old cousin bought a caramel frappe at McDonald's Sunday night.  She said her cousin and one year-old daughter took turns drinking the frappe.  She said they consumed two-thirds of it before discovering the mouse.   A message seeking comment was left at  the McJoy (franchise owner)  office in Ridgeland with a secretary.

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Dilbert update

Mississippi Secretary of State Jilbert Hosemann issued the following press release concerning his legislative agenda:

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Sponsored: Facts are stubborn things.

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Facts are stubborn things; Chris McDaniel’s campaign ignores them

Keith Plunkett runs the blog MississippiPEP. He also works for Chris McDaniel’s campaign. Apparently our ads demonstrating the contrast between McDaniel’s rhetoric and McDaniel’s record have frustrated him to no end.  The point of our ads is that Chris McDaniel is a politician who says one thing but does another when the politics suits him.  On that, the facts are clear. It is difficult to defend that kind of record, but bless his heart, he is trying.

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Senate offers teacher pay plan.

Leftenant Governor Tate Reeves issued the following press release:

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Mayoral update

Well, at least they did wait until the body was cold before the politiking started.  Guess we should be thankful for such good manners.  JJ received several  reports of  polls that were conducted yesterday concerning the upcoming special election.

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Why the UAW fails in the South

The UAW failed to capture the workforce of a Volkswagen plant in Chattanooga recently.  Hard to believe: workers were paid at the plant more than new hires under union contracts at the Big 3 so they voted against the union.  John Schnapp writes in the Wall Street Journal about Nissan's experience with unions when it opened its first American plant in Smyrna:

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Sunday, March 2, 2014

The return of Private Snafu

Everyone could use an outbreak of humor after the past week. Came across these Private Snafu videos on Youtube.  Mel Blanc, Chuck Jones, Frank Capra, and Dr. Suess created these cartoons during WWII for the military as they had to deal with a large number of troops who um, did not possess strong reading skills.  Enjoy.

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Epicurious Encore

Here are some more columns of the original Epicurious, Bettye Jolly.  She appeared in the Clarion-Ledger in 1983 and recently passed away.  Her pen lies idle and her typewriter is now silent but for a few moments they will return to life as you read these gems.  Enjoy.

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Saturday, March 1, 2014

"Who killed the Mayor?"

Such is the question asked by Kenneth Stokes. This is one of the more disgusting things JJ has covered in Jackson but it deserves to be covered for obvious reasons. Watch on WAPT for yourself.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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