Saturday, July 4, 2026

Live From Jacktown

 Just another day in Jacktown or why we can't have nice things reason #_______. 

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

What speaks volumes is that people will video this shit, but no one will try to stop it. Jackson, and most other metro areas, are doomed.

Anonymous said...

As Chris Rock said: “ Tonight when I'm at the money machine, I ain't going to be looking over my shoulder for the media.”

JPSalumi all said...

Lots of class, but all low.

Anonymous said...

Surprise, surprise.

Anonymous said...

Darn, no T&A.

Anonymous said...

Where to even start; exhausted:(

Anonymous said...

Gee I wonder why there are no grocery stores in the area?

Anonymous said...

No comment.

Anonymous said...

Fake video click bait!

Anonymous said...

A fine example for their kids, who will one day wonder why the store is no longer open.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the fight from 1970 in my 7th grade science class at Bailey Jr. High. These maybe daughters of those two chicks!

Anonymous said...

Why is it always the female persuasion that like to fight ….. everywhere !

Anonymous said...

Before they leave, they need to steal a couple of condoms and make sure they don't reproduce.

Anonymous said...

The chicks are eager to fight, because it’s been so long since most of them had a date.

Krusatyr said...

Females fight to be viewed on social media. Note they are not really hurting each other. They need a wrestling or cage match venue

Anonymous said...

@4:05, 7th grade in 1970? These would be more likely to be at least great-granddaughters.

Anonymous said...

Let me be the first to inform you: the days of trying to break it up are long, long over. People should be filming it for evidence not clicks, though.

Anonymous said...

These fight videos have reached the cultural saturation point. It feels so common.

Anonymous said...

12:32 is right. There is no way I would try to break up that fight and risk getting shot or bitten/scratched by one of those ferals. No telling what kind of diseases they are harboring.

Anonymous said...

This is the stuff you seen once you get into Jackson. Unfortunately for many, the first thing they see is when they arrive at our dilapidated and broken airport.

I flew in this week. Plane was delayed getting to the gate for about an HOUR because someone had left out construction equipment and the plane could not get to the gate. Finally, they towed the plane to another gate but the person running the tow was incompetent and it took them MANY, MANY attempts to get the plane to the gate.

Once in the airport, TWO elevators were out of service. The escalators are still be repaired, baggage takes forever, and traffic is a mess, consistently.

When leaving the parking garage, the first kiosk to pay did not work, the second one was out of paper to provide a receipt.

JAN is by FAR the worst airport in America. The US government should investigate them for their multiple ADA violations and the state definitely needs to take it over.

WHAT A DISGRACE.

Anonymous said...


jackson is mostly doomed, but it's not because someone isn't stepping in to stop two hippos from thrashing about and flailing around in a store.

only thing you need to do when something like this happens; is grab your family and get the hell out of there as fast as possible. you just need to leave. otherwise, you might involuntarily become pat of it. let them fight it out.

if you jump in to break it up, i can almost guarantee, both of them will turn on you. neither one of them are some innocent, defenseless, little old man or little old woman that would deserve some protection. those big girls can handle themselves.

hopefully, this wont lead to some sort of retaliatory drive by shooting where an innocent bystander catches an errant bullet.

Anonymous said...

11:09 sounds like you had a bad experience but I can personally say that JAN is extremely convenient and yes it needs some upgrades, but overall it’s an easy experience. You sound like you’re looking for things to complain about. Did you raise a single concern with the management? Doubt it.

Anonymous said...

Cue Lee Greenwood.

Anonymous said...

3:03- This isn’t a one-off. It’s been like this since Dirk left. The place is a disaster. And yes, many concerns have been addressed for many years, but not one of them has been addressed or corrected.

You are kidding when you say it’s a good airport. It’s pathetic.

Anonymous said...

3:03 You make the contrarian point. If the management has to be informed that the escalators haven't worked for three weeks, you have a poorly run airport.

Anonymous said...

@3:3 PM Thanks for checking in Mr. Mayor.

Anonymous said...

The underbelly of society. And we all got em folks.

Anonymous said...

3:03: The airport is awful. Full stop. Bad service, broken down equipment, incompetence everywhere.

It needs to be taken over by either the state or federal government.

End of story.


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