Friday, June 13, 2025

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 Uh-oh.  It seems one of our legislators was sued for alienation of affection.  

The defendant denied all allegations in his answer to the complaint. The case is assigned to Special Circuit Judge and famed gator hunter Jeffrey Weill.



40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Party of family and Christian values

Anonymous said...

This legal claim should be outlawed.
The participants should hold duels instead.

Anonymous said...

What is the purpose of this law? Life is all about competition. That means competition for resources and competition for mates. If you are satisfying your woman’s carnal needs, treating her right, and providing for her, then she will remain loyal. If you can’t do those things then you will lose her. It isn’t 1825 or even 1925.

Anonymous said...

Do these kinds of lawsuits ever amount to anything of value? Is it really just a mechanism to call out an A$$hole that slept with your wife, or actual damages really paid out?

Anonymous said...

I told y’all to hide your wives and older daughters the senators and legislatures are in town..

Anonymous said...

I bet someone will have a bill to abolish this cause of action next session....

Anonymous said...

Fast forward to 2026 session:

“An Act to Abolish the Cause of Action Called Alienation of Affection.”

Sponsored by Chris Johnson

Anonymous said...

What else is there to do to quell that loneliness when the legislature is in session.

Anonymous said...

KF is a real bottom feeder.

Anonymous said...

This, I'm sure, happens way more frequently than we think.

Anonymous said...

@3:47 - to my knowledge KF has never put himself out as "a fine Christian man" as every one of our legislators have.

Kingfish said...

Well the CL broke it first. Why don’t you go to its FB page and say the same thing.

Anonymous said...

2:29, Sometimes they are. I think it depends on the facts: how egregious was the interference with the marriage, how solid was the marriage before the interference, etc.

For example, if your wife already hates you, obviously there is no affection to alienate.

I think it's kind of like tortious interference with the marital contract.

I'm afraid the comments at 2:54 and 3:22 are not far-fetched. (See Section 11-21-1(2))

Anonymous said...

Ha! Gotcha. I don't have FB. Just kidding.

Anonymous said...

Only 10 states TEN still have this dumbass, stupid law.

Anonymous said...

Why did plaintiff sign complaint in circuit court? His lawyer is a chancery practitioner it seems.

anon said...

Good lick Fish.

Anonymous said...

2:10 As opposed the party that cannot define what is a woman and mostly peaceful demonstrations that cause $5 billion is damages and leave 35 dead and 1,500 injured police officers.

Anonymous said...

2:22 is naive. Plenty of women will leave their husbands for more money and/or mor prestige.

Anonymous said...

I have seen an insurance company cut a check for $1,,000.000 under the liability section of a homeowners policy. for such an offense

Anonymous said...

It’s sad it has to come to this! I don’t think the public needed to know! To both sides of this lawsuit, it could have been handled differently because of the KIDS! Get together and solve this quickly.

Anonymous said...

2:22 don’t get married bro. Gonna waste some money if you do.

Anonymous said...

@9:03pm - Turn off Fox News and go outside

Anonymous said...

"What is the purpose of this law?"

The same as the purpose of 95% of present day laws.....to drive legal bills, and to justify needing more judges than are actually necessary, that in turn - drive more legal bills by allowing idiot filings.

Anonymous said...

This law should be invoked any time such a situation occurs. The adulterous spouse and her paramour interfered with a marriage contract. There should always be consequences when people violate contracts. Maybe people would think twice about trying to seduce someone else’s spouse if they knew they might have to pay for it.

Anonymous said...

Being last in about every category, MS will also be last to remove "alienation of affection" from the statutes.

First Defense - Easy Win - Dismissal said...

"Defendant's actions evoke outrage or revulsion in civilized society".

Really? This is not 1925 but a hundred years later. This is standard behavior today. Plaintiff cannot defend that claim.

Anonymous said...

1:03 I don't have Fox News. I got this from CNN, but I have enough brains to see the facts, not the narrative.
But I guess that 1:03 could care less about the 35 that died in the 2020 riots, just advance the narrative.

Anonymous said...

@1:03 AM - Sorry to disappoint you, but I obtained those stats from CNN, The View, and MSDNC.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi is just about last in all categories, including last to remove this statute, if ever. Are the crystal Methodists opposed to removing it?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Plaintiff's attorney should start proofreading at the top of the page. The complaint alleges tort and residency in Lamar County, but suit is apparently filed in Forrest County.

Anonymous said...

@12:16 Venue is proper where the Defendant may be found. Did you read through paragraph 2?

Anonymous said...

Before Bernie Ebbers went away, he paid 7 figures after seeing a draft of a complaint. It was never filed, much less served.

Anonymous said...

Homeowner policies got wise to this and now exclude it. It is a legitimate tort that people file and win. Whether it should be a law here is debatable.

Anonymous said...

Proverbs 25:24. Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone surprised a member of the legislature will screw your wife?

Anonymous said...

This one could amount to costing Johnson the election. Some people won't vote for someone who violates the sanctity of marriage. Some dont care.

Anonymous said...

@9:47 - Pray tell what did you mean when you posted this monetary amount?

"$1,,000.000"

Anonymous said...

Looks like a million to me. Do the 2 commas really throw you off that bad? Do you feel better for asking that like it was some hot take?

Anonymous said...

"Looks like a million to me."

In presenting monetary amounts using numbers, it's typical to use single commas and have periods in their proper place. As posted, it looks to me like a thousand, but the double comma throws that assumption aside.

For reference, this represents one million dollars: $1,000,000.00.

This doesn't represent anything: $1,,000.000


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