Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Idiots of the Day

 Nothing like some scumbag dine & dashers, right? 


Here is the video of the theft itself.


The little thief in question bragged about her exploits in a TikTok video.  After the waitress posted the video on TikTok herself, the thief's brother said it wouldn't be right for her to lose her scholarship over this.  Oh hell yes.  Actions have consequences and this probably isn't the first time she has ripped off a restaurant.  

Some places take the bill out of the waiter's pay when a dine & dash occurs.  Thankfully, it appears this restaurant did not do so.  

Posted by Kingfish at 10:30 AM

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is lame. Here is a link to the capture of the greatest Dine-and-Dasher in all of history! This is democracy manifest/I see you know your Judo

November 26, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Anonymous said...

“Content of Character “

November 26, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Anonymous said...

the most outlandish part of this was her brother contacting the waitress and asking her to take the video down....

while the girl was simultaneously bragging about it online.

the nerve that people can muster continually amazes me

November 26, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Anonymous said...

"That is lame. Here is a link to the capture of the greatest Dine-and-Dasher in all of history!"
That was hilarious, thanks for the link! :)

November 26, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Anonymous said...

Sorry to derail from the main story: turns out with "Democracy Manifest" they got the WRONG GUY: https://youtu.be/tu4d_xsdNzM?si=6COJvDXla4qnD04u

November 26, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Anonymous said...

At a crab leg joint? You don't say...

November 26, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Anonymous said...

If these thieves were to be "knee-capped" their conduct would stop.

November 26, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Anonymous said...

"Content of Character"

November 26, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Anonymous said...

"Dine and dash" is illegal? Who knew?

November 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Anonymous said...

The usual suspects - Crab legs aficionados. I have long said, "If you want to open a restaurant and go broke, put crab legs on the menu". Double-quick if the customers eat and run.

November 26, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Anonymous said...

Some restaurants may take the bill out of the server's pay, but servers should know this is illegal and should be reported to state and/or federal labor agencies.

November 26, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Anonymous said...

POS and her gang doesn't deserve a scholarship. What kind is it -- can't be for smarts...or moral fiber...

November 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM

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