Wednesday, June 28, 2023

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WARNING: Not safe for work, kids, or Jackson Prep Alumni

There she was,  just a walking down the street.......

Street as in Ellis Avenue.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can’t view video. Quite a number of us don’t use Facebook or quit it all together.

Anonymous said...

You didn't need to login to FB to see the video.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but many other capital cities have women walking down the middle of a 5-lane street with no pants.

Anonymous said...

It's HOT

Kingsized said...

12:22. Be Thankful.

Anonymous said...

LOL As sheriff Buford T Justice said in Smokey and The Bandit "nice ass".

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can’t view video. Quite a number of us don’t use Facebook or quit it all together.

June 28, 2023 at 12:22 PM"

Be the victor, not the victim, figure it out, if you can't don't complain. Do my best, not your best.

Anonymous said...

Oh Lawd she don't give a damn.

Anonymous said...

Yee Ouch!

Too much hail damage.

Anonymous said...

She needs help. Not ridicule.

Anonymous said...

Awesome! I need to go to Huttos for some garden supplies anyway. Might have to see if I can see her!

Anonymous said...

I still patronize Huttos. Great folks. But that’s the only two times a year my tires touch Ellis Ave

Anonymous said...

The “I’d Hit It” guy is slacking!!!

Anonymous said...

It’s an Instagram video, and, yes, you need to have a login to view it. I don’t.

Anonymous said...

Unlike the 3 escapees from the HC youth detention center, this woman is most likely not an imminent threat to the lives of the citizens of Jackson and Hinds County. Yet, not a word about the 3 juveniles who escaped last night. And would someone kindly explain the WLBT headline along the lines of “3 juveniles expected to be captured by the end of business today?” Why am I getting official text and voicemail alerts from the Henley-? Detention Center facility’s phone number if WLBT knows where they are and when authorities will snatch them up?

Btw, WLBT couldn’t comment on the crimes these 3 have been charged with, what with them being juveniles and all. What a frigging joke. Google the young thugs one by one and VOILA — it ain’t nickel and dime stuff. We’re talking murder, capital murder, aggravated assault, armed robberies, multiple car-jackings, and much more. Jeff Reynolds called one of them the most violent offender he has encountered since he has been a municipal court judge.

But let’s keep wringing our hands about this pitiful woman.

Anonymous said...

It looks like I picked a bad time to try to sell my Jackson house.

Anonymous said...

thanks for showing her just her backside and not otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Nobody in their right mind would wear pantyhose in this heat.

Anonymous said...

Is that where term "ASSFAULT" originated?

Anonymous said...

I'm lost on the Prep connection.

Anonymous said...

Yeah….Jackson is hot as hell right now. You will figure this out on your way home today.

Anonymous said...

Credit the mayor for looking for some way to take the attention away from his many failures. She clearly is doing her part to help him out.

Anonymous said...

I haven’t been on Ellis Avenue in decades, and I never would have recognized it on this video. Loved hanging out there though as a teenager. McRaes, Shoney’s, the Red Barn and Pasquale’s.

Anonymous said...

"It’s an Instagram video, and, yes, you need to have a login to view it. I don’t."

I don't have a login either and viewed it (sadly) with a simple click. How does it feel to be totally wrong?

Anonymous said...

Hey 1:01PM, just for the record, that was Cledus that said that.

Anonymous said...

Making fun of the mentally ill...come on Kingfish, you're better than that.

Anonymous said...


Now in the street there is violence
And, and a lots of work to be done.

No place to hang out our washing
And, and I can't blame all on the sun.

Oh no we gonna rock on down to Ellis Avenue
And then we'll take it higher.

Oh we gonna rock on down to Ellis Avenue
And then we'll take it higher.

( Eddy Grant's new version of his classic tune) .


Anonymous said...

I see you’ve devolved to retweeting from trolls. How disappointing!

Anonymous said...

This happens everywhere. Quit acting like you better than Jackson.

Anonymous said...

If y'all didn't notice, this person is barefoot. The asphalt is likely very hot, and the person seems to be oblivious to pain. Definitely a mental issue with this scene.

Anonymous said...

I see you’ve devolved to retweeting from trolls.

Who is the troll?

Anonymous said...

Back in the 1980's, I worked for the Employment Security Commission at the already (then) abandoned "Southport" strip mall. (intersection of Ellis & Hwy 80)

Gawd knows we saw mental cases every day... but most of those poor souls were not neck'id.

But in 2023 ...Where are all the "community organizers" ?

Seems they're damn good at at "organizing" candlelight vigils, local TV headlines, t-shirts, balloon releases, ect.

But these same folks are silent when one of their own is still alive and needs help.

Anonymous said...

Would you guys quit ogling my Momma. It's hot out there and she has to get to the grocery store somehow. Ain't you ever see a woman walking down Ellis Avenue?

Anonymous said...

This is sad and she needs help.

Anonymous said...

She headed to Huttos?

Anonymous said...

She is wearing a flesh colored bikini.

Anonymous said...

Somebody’s mom, sister, or daughter or all three. Makes me sad. This is not funny.

Anonymous said...

No @7:34pm.... not necessarily a mental health issue. More of a "fuck you" behavior. She knows exactly what she's doing, and just doesn't care. We will see far more bizarre/extreme behaviors and crimes like this as society devolves from previous expectations of propriety and healthy values - such as having a work ethic and earning your way from the time you are a child.

Anonymous said...

1:01 and 5:47, you're both right. Sheriff Justice says, "Nice ass" to the lady at the restaurant rolling up the toilet paper and Cledus says it to Frog. Hard to believe I used to go to the movies on Ellis Avenue.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:34pm “I’d hit it” guy here. Apparently the King O Fish will not approve any of my confirmations of my opinions of whether or not I would “h*t i*”There have been many recently that we will never know if I would or not. Wish he would tell me of an approved way to convey this in the future that won’t upset the highly sensitive. As far this one ha, you already know!! Whew

Anonymous said...

^^^6:58

Anonymous said...

I am actually considering doing this today it's so freakin hot


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