Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Ouch! (Updated)

Update (12/28/22): A son took out his um, emotions on his father's vehicle. 

Well, someone didn't like someone over at Renaissance.  



Driver's window was knocked out as well.  There was a large police presence.  
 
Kingfish note: This probably the suspect. 
 

 

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you think this would make the news in Jackson? The police would not even show up!

Anonymous said...

They probably deserved it. I have never experienced a courteously BMW driver in my entire life. No, your shitty overpriced German car doesn’t give you a license to be an asshole. It just tells the world that you have more money than sense!

Anonymous said...

Carrie Underwood sang a song about this sort of thing. But in her case it was a “pretty little souped up four wheel drive.”

Anonymous said...

Ok, Who cheated?

Anonymous said...

There's a jilted "Karen" on the loose.

Anonymous said...

Need to start looking for a very pissed off wife and or girlfriend. Hell...Both.

Anonymous said...


Somebody got caught with their hand in the cookie jar !!

Anonymous said...

Hell hath no fury…

Anonymous said...

The SUV belongs to the suspects father. We witnessed the young black male busting out the windows and called Ridgeland PD. They have him in custody.

Anonymous said...

Not gonna lie. I want to do the same thing every time I see a luxury car with a state gov parking decal.

Anonymous said...

along with a large rock

Anonymous said...

Is that a pineapple in the windshield?

Anonymous said...

Witnessed it. Dude was highly agitated, yelled at one point he was bipolar.
I tried to inform one of the dozen responding police. He stated they had sufficient witness statements and dismissed me.

Tic toc said...

Madison County has really started the spiral downward.

Anonymous said...

#SaveRidgeland

Anonymous said...

Husband and wife fighting?

Anonymous said...

He got caught cheatin’

Beamer said...

409 has a little class envy. Could be used. Could be a lease. I drove a BMW so many think I deserve to have my windows blasted.

Anonymous said...

Dad wouldn't buy his Gen Z spawn a new iPhone, so he had a meltdown.

Anonymous said...

#SaveMadisonRankin

I don’t even stop for gas in Madison or Rankin anymore and I tell all visitors in the state to do the same.

Anonymous said...

Why publish this kids details?

I thought doxxing was a bad thing?

The blog owner is a hypocrite

Anonymous said...

My little BMW is quick, lithesome and passes others neatly and quickly and, when parked, always at far ends of parking lots so as to avoid those who like to swing doors into it. It won't be stolen, teen criminals in Jxn can't drive a stick shift.

Anonymous said...

@ December 27, 2022 at 4:09 PM

A Ford F150 King Ranch costs more than the BMW X5. What're you drivin' there bubba?

Anonymous said...

Same name of kid that went missing two years ago near the big black river near Edwards Mississippi! Looks like him also. I’ll say an ass whipping is appropriate or take his video games.

Anonymous said...

9:19 lighten up, dang it ain’t no big deal. We need to know what’s amongst us. He knew who’s windows to bust! Daddy is weak! I won’t dare look like I was going to do anything to my dads belongings. I’d be laid out flat in that parking lot.

Real talk

Anonymous said...

The difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine the pricks are on the outside

Anonymous said...

The poor entitled Gen Z didn't get a new game console for Christmas. Boo hoo.

Anonymous said...

That’s the guy we saw breaking the windows. Ridgeland PD doesn’t play. They were there within minutes of our call.

Anonymous said...

The son wasted his time. All he had to was look his dad in the eyes. That's it

Anonymous said...

My dad knows how to correct laps of judgement. I think I died from that beating and came back to life. I then went on to have a successful Military career.

Thank you daddy, I love you

Anonymous said...

I was doing something stupid and my sister called my dad. He came home from work at the VA Hospital looked at me , and asked what was I doing? Next thing I remember his hand connected with my face, I was airborne, and my whole body fell back into the Christmas Tree. He then returned to work. I spent the rest of the evening getting those Christmas tree bulbs chards out of my head and back. Man those were the good ole days 1957.

Anonymous said...

Looks like there's a little history here.

WAPT October 14, 2020

https://www.wapt.com/article/search-underway-for-missing-hinds-county-teen/34369758

EDWARDS, Miss. —
The Hinds County Sheriff's Office said a missing 17-year-old boy has been found.

Sterling Powell was found Wednesday in a wooded area near the 6300 block of Anderson Road near Edwards, not far from where he was last seen Tuesday afternoon, authorities said.

Authorities believe Powell went into the woods to retrieve a cellphone and some shoes he had left there earlier on Tuesday.

"His father waited for him in a vehicle. He never came back out of the wooded area where his father was. And after he didn't come back out for several hours, that is when we received the call," Capt. Tyree Jones said.

Jones said when deputies arrived Tuesday night, it was too dark to conduct a thorough search, so they resumed efforts Wednesday morning.

Powell was found shortly after 1 p.m. He was treated for minor injuries, Jones said.

Clinton firefighters and agents with the Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries and Parks assisted with the search."

Anonymous said...

@kinfish, you allow the ridiculous post at 9:05, but censor the response post where the joke is aimed at the boomer instead of gen z? Are boomers really that sensitive and soft?

Anonymous said...

December 28, 2022 at 9:28 AM, consider this, when you say Ford F150, what comes to mine, then when you say BMW, what comes to mine. The BMW is far sexier than Found On Road Dead.

Anonymous said...

@9:00 AM = Snowflake Gen Z. Go cuddle up with your comfort dog and drink some hot cocoa.

Anonymous said...

@ December 28, 2022 at 9:28 AM

As to what is sexier, that is a personal opinion. However, the statistics will show that there are a lot more F150's on the road in MS than BMW SUV's. I've owned both, and for my money, the F150 is more comfortable, functional, powerful, and reliable. Now, if your preference is for a pregnant sports car, then you go right ahead.

Anonymous said...

I have never owned the X series, but I do have a 5 series. I have owned many Ford trucks, of all sizes.

To each their own, they say, and for my money the BMW beats the Ford trucks, easily.


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