Friday, December 23, 2022

Funny of the Day

Rice University's band is anything but conventional.  "The Mob" spiked Brett Favre and Southern Miss at the Lending Tree Bowl.  It may not be a good idea to drink anything while reading this post. 





17 comments:

Anonymous said...

So this is what all the whining was about…

Anonymous said...

Well played!

Anonymous said...

Tacky Tacky. If Rice had played Ole Myth at the conclusion of the Freeze era, one might wonder what the Rice Band's skit might be.

Anonymous said...

@4:49
Bless your heart. There is more to life than worrying about ole miss all the time.

Anonymous said...

This is normal for the Rice "band" - the MOB (Marching Owl Band) that is. The MOB is a satirical group of students that put together these halftime programs that poke fun at their opponents sacred cows, which do not include marching, and many of its members play non-normal musical instruments, or sometimes no instruments at all.

This bowl game shot at Southern was nice compared to the goose-stepping show when Rice played A&M decades ago, following A&M's traditional masterful military marching program.

And yes - let's all look forward to when Rice might have a chance to play a school where the football team is coached by Hugh Freeze.

Anonymous said...

USM just happened to beat the hell out of them in the game. But +1 to the F’ing band.

Anonymous said...

The MOB has always been great! Always enjoyed them playing “Louie, Louie”

Dad's Golf Clubs said...

5:32 - What, pray tell, could be more educational than watching 53 grown men in a bevy of campus trees, starting up the coals, enjoying warm Shaeffer Light, interacting in a contest of cornhole, pressing the secret spices into the anal cavity of a road-kill possum while dialing Mom to ask for an advance on next month's gasoline allowance? Root Root Hardy Tardy who the hell is we, bim Bam eat a clam, sharks and bears by damn!

Anonymous said...

6:44, So what the score of USM v. poor families of Mississippi? +8,000,000?

Anonymous said...

6:38 - thanks for the backstory

Anonymous said...

Clever, but congrats to the Golden Eagles on their bowl game win!

Anonymous said...

@5:32...Ain't nobody 'worried' about Old Myth. They manage to remain the laughingstock all by their lonesome. Keeps the rest of the state entertained. I jess worry that they might skip a month.

(insert image of end-zone leg-hike here)

Anonymous said...

Weird.

Anonymous said...

Now, now. USM won the game for sure, but “beating the hell out of them” is a bit of an overstatement. Calm down.

Anonymous said...

Freaking awesome!! Entire state should be required to watch that performance!! It PALES in comparison to the actual offenses! What a disgrace to steal money from God’s people to fund a damn volleyball court!! Go MOB Go!!!!

reximus said...

Well, the Rice “MOB” may have had their fun, but Frank Gore Jr. won that game. What an extraordinary performance. SMTTT.

Anonymous said...

No one has yet told me what else USM was supposed to do when someone tried to give them money. They checked with company, state agency, The Companies auditors, Got an opinion from the Attorney General. Yes a lot of bad actors in this plot but to me USM is at the bottom of the list of offenders.


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