Monday, December 12, 2022

Book 'Em, Danno

SBF may not be making his media tours for quite some time.  The Bahaman authorities issued the following statement: 





Update (9:10 PM): The U.S. Attorney will unseal the indictment against SBF tomorrow. 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Must have forgotten to pay his success tax to Washington politicians.

Anonymous said...

No more pina coladas on the beach.

Anonymous said...

He probably didn't even know he was breaking the law, and just figured he amassed that fortune because he was that much smarter than everyone else.

Ignorance is bliss, until reality hits.

Anonymous said...

The Biden regime is already trying to decide how to make some sort of reverse trade to leave him where he is or move him to Cuba.

Anonymous said...

To be perfectly honest, anyone who “invested” money into something they knew nothing about, deserves to lose that money. I know a man locally, trying to entice investors into this crap. He posts “success” stories as if they are local, and low and behold there are additional unreadable posts from India, Asia, Russia, China, etc.

Anonymous said...

The fact that Wall Street was in on this is too funny at this point. Does it even matter? We will bail them out again forever? I mean.

Anonymous said...

"If it takes more than 5 minutes to explain it to you, it's probably a bad investment." Don't remember who said it but it was one of the biggies; Buffet maybe.

Anonymous said...

Sam Bankman Fried’s parents Joseph Bankman and Barbara Fried are both professors at Stanford Law.

So, the safe bet is he will get a Dicky Scruggs kind of deal, i.e. serve very little time for his crimes (if any), keep his wealth, then afterwards have folks writing adverts for him described as articles.

The more I think about it ole Billy was right, lets…

Anonymous said...

@8:55 - I agree with you. Anyone who was so stupid as to "invest" in cryptocurrency deserves what happens. It reeked of fraud from day one. SBF's parents, teachers at Stanford, may also be implicated.

Anonymous said...

It is perfectly okay to invest people’s money into “nothing” and expect a better than reasonable return on your money. The only flaw is that the first in are the winners if they get out before the last investors figure out what is going on. The key to the success of these schemes is the fact a lot of money that is skimmed off of the top is contributed to politicians as hush money, sorry, I mean it is given to politicians as contributions. If there is someone out there who can prove otherwise, please respond with your explanation. Many people reading this blog remember the WorldCom fiasco.

Anonymous said...

One thing I know, Rich peoples Hate to lose $ Money $.
They will go after him with everything they have to get it back!

Like 6:58 pm said: No more pina coladas on the beach!
"If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"

Anonymous said...

Biden's people are already working on trading him for one of the 9/11 kingpins at Gitmo.

Anonymous said...

Wonder when he will be Clintoned?

Anonymous said...

My EDUCATED advice. Get out now, win, lose, or break even! Do not spend any “profits” you made because it does not belong to you and you WILL be ordered to repay it and possibly more. Any money “made” in these fraud schemes will be considered fraud.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that he was arrested the day before he was supposed to testify before Congress under oath. Makes you wonder.

Anonymous said...

Yet another failed crypto currency whatever you call it. People are going to learn that rarely does making money doing nothing work out.

Anonymous said...

SBF didn’t kill himself!

Anonymous said...

I don't care how stupid they are, no one deserves to have their money stolen. There's a couple of post on here that sound like thieves posted them.

Anonymous said...

You should always try to get into a reputable money making operation like Amway or Herbalife. If anybody wants to be their own boss, work 2 hours a day and make 5k a week give me a call! This crypto is no different than that crap. You invested to get rich quick and failed I don't feel sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

But does he have to goods on Hildabeast? Arkanside is a terrible disease.

Anonymous said...

This just in, from what would have been his congressional testimony:

"But over the next 18 pages, he blamed anti-Semitism, lawyers and even his own ex-girlfriend for the breakdown of his company."

Anonymous said...

RUH-ROH, SBF should have stuck with leftist Democrats, would likely still be showing off that gut under his tacky t shirt and sporting that smirk! BWAHAHAHAHAHA


CNBC: "The watchdog, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, said Bankman-Fried admitted he donated so-called dark money to Republican-aligned groups during the 2022 primary season. Those donations would not have been disclosed in FEC filings.

The complaint by CREW quotes an interview with Bankman-Fried, who is known as SBF, that suggests he donated up to $37 million or more to GOP-linked campaign efforts in a manner that avoided legally required public disclosure of those contributions.

Most of Bankman-Fried’s publicly disclosed campaign contributions went toward Democrats, FEC records show."

Anonymous said...

“sound like thieves posted them.”= lawyers.

Anonymous said...

So this guy gets arrested and it’s instantly all about Democrats, the Clintons, and lawyers, as well as vague conspiracy theories of murder to cover it up. Got it. Please get your collective head out of your ass.

Anonymous said...

We do have our heads out of our collective asses, and we were looking forward to SBF testifying before congress.

As you can see with his arrest, the GOP justice department weren't going to let that happen. Wait a minute, the GOP isn't in control of the justice department, the Democrats are in control of it.

The Democrats are in control, the Clintons are democrats, suspicious accidents, and deaths have been known to happen when people are on the wrong side of the Clintons. Looking at all of this, maybe you should get your head out of your ass.

Anonymous said...

5:22, A devastating hurricane hit Florida, right before the last election. Ron Desantis was running for re-election as governor in that election and needed to look like he was competent to handle a disaster.

Clearly, Ron Desantis can control the weather, and one of his major donors just died a mysterious death amid a sex scandal, which was obviously a coverup. How could I have been so blind. Thank you for teaching me how to think.

-3:39

Anonymous said...

“Clearly, Ron Desantis can control the weather”, = a maroon.


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