Thursday, March 24, 2022

The Half a Million Dollar Man

 Jackson Municipal Court Judge Jeff Reynolds set bond at $500,000 for Montreal Nichols  on a charge of aggravated domestic violence after he allegedly stabbed his girlfriend in the neck several times.  

The attack was recorded on video.  The detective testified Nichols stabbed the victim twice in the neck, once in the chest, and twice in the back. Ruling Nichols is a danger to the victim, Judge Reynolds issued a no-contact order as well.  

There is an earlier misdemeanor charge against him for shooting at her.  The bullet grazed her hand and neck.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

My Playstation is older than this scumbag.

Anonymous said...

"issued a no contact order". Boy, that will get him right where it hurts, the law abiding citizen that he is.

Anonymous said...

"Misdemeanor" assault with a deadly weapon? Only in Hinds County. That "no contact order" will protect her - NOT.

Tough guy at 5-06 125 pounds but he can only beat up on his woman. Someone needs to put a snitch jacket on him and then let's see how tough he is.

Anonymous said...

Height: 506
Yep. Fits the woman beater profile.

Anonymous said...

I would say that shooting at someone should be considered attempted murder. It is NOT a misdemeanor.

Anonymous said...

His hair style alone justifies the high bail.

Anonymous said...

"There is an earlier misdemeanor charge against him for shooting at her. The bullet grazed her hand and neck."

How the hell is shooting at someone a misdemeanor?

Unless they were fighting and he decided to get his gun and fire at her? Did she go back to him or did he track her down in this latest incident?

Anonymous said...

I live in Belhaven and I would let him babysit my 13 yr old daughter.

Anonymous said...

Good God, his poor girlfriend is extremely lucky to be alive. Hopefully now, she will leave his sorry ass!!

Anonymous said...

Wait...shooting your girlfriend is a misdemeanor?

Anonymous said...

Misdemeanor for shooting someone has to be a misprint. Will stolen PPE money be used to pay his bail as well ? Good gawd almighty .

Anonymous said...

This guy has shot and stabbed someone and they are giving him the chance at bond? Seriously?

Anonymous said...

more pathetic cowardly censorship as always

Kingfish said...

Lets see, what did I not approve?

a comment referring to the Angel Tree

a comment bringing Buckwheat into it

George Floyd reference


Oh well.

Anonymous said...

If that was my daughter hispicture would be on a billboard with the caption, "Have you seen me?"

Anonymous said...

She has been declared dead, if he gets out. Wonder if they were still involved after the misdemeanor attempted murder?

Anonymous said...

Girlfriend: "But he loves me."

Anonymous said...

Seems to be Hinds County, Jackson Justice. He should be in Custody for a long time- and we wonder what's wrong in Jackson-Hinds County.

Anonymous said...

He should be destroyed. If he gets out,hope the judge is his next misdemeanor

Anonymous said...

Misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon = the ultimate Hinds Co. blessing.

Anonymous said...

"..twice in the neck, once in the chest, and twice in the back."

Was he using a Wiffle-Ball bat?

Sounds like an excellent time to use some sort of 'diversion sentence'. Maybe require him to attend church and deliver Sunday School lessons for six weeks. Or enroll in a 'how to control my temper and still be respected in the hood' class.

Anonymous said...

Any takers on his release date fro jail ? Put me down for December 14th 2023.


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