Thursday, March 3, 2022

Food Fight Tomorrow?

 Check out the agenda for tomorrow's meeting of the Jackson City Council. 



20 comments:

Anonymous said...


RESOLUTION OF THE CITY COUNCIL OF JACKSON MISSISSIPPI EXPRESSING EXTREME
DISAPPROVAL OF MAYOR CHOKWE ANTAR LUMUMBA’S COMMENTS TOWARD CERTAIN CITY
COUNCIL MEMBERS DURING A FEBRUARY 28, 2022 PRESS CONFERENCE. FURTHERMORE, THE
CITY COUNCIL OF JACKSON CONCLUDES EXTREME CONCERN FOR STAFF MEMBERS OF THE
MAYOR CONFRONTING COUNCIL MEMBERS IN THEIR OFFICIAL CAPACITY.
WHEREAS, the mayor took to the public and local media giving mis-leading and false statements of his belief that
certain council members have taken bribes; and
WHEREAS, the mayor of the city of Jackson has offered neither a public apology nor shown regret, for his statement
towards members of this body; and
WHEREAS, staff members are now emboldened to address and confront council-members of the city of Jackson
with such statements as but not limited to, “their just getting paid, they are lying, I’ll kick you’re a**, who do you
think you are and many more obnoxious insults; and
WHEREAS, City Council Meetings held in the Council Chambers are Meetings of the Jackson City Council and the
mayor and his staff are guest only. And have no right to enter anything into the minutes of the council and are not
guaranteed the right to speak unless recognized by the chair; and
WHEREAS, it is hereby a threat to the City Council of Jackson MS to thereby hold its business meetings with such
interruption or insult and fanfare of comments from members of the mayor’s staff.
BE IT HEREBY KNOWN, that the Jackson City Council expresses extreme disapproval of these above actions and
will look for further ways within its governing authority to ensure that members of the Jackson City Council can vote
their conviction without being concerned about any retaliation and or threats, and or insults of Council members.

Anonymous said...

They better start paying some bills or the lights are gonna get cut off.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh… the next step is a sternly worded letter.

Anonymous said...

time to request an investigation of Antar from the United States District Attorney, the MS Attorney General, the State Auditor, the MBI and FBI.

Anonymous said...

"Thank goodness, and just in time. A proposed resolution that can be discussed and debated with mature reflection, in the context of appropriate temporal distance from the emotionally charged rhetoric of the past few days. Let calmer heads prevail, let's all simmer down, act like adults, retreat from grandiloquence, realize that the City of Jackson's residents deserve polite and respectful political discourse and logical, rational decision making," said Nobody.
Safe money is on the "extreme disapproval" prong failing on a close vote, and the second prong passing by a hair due to intentional ambiguity, as nobody will be able to decipher what it means, or declare a win. "We, the Council, hereby resolve to conclude extreme concern for staff members of the mayor confronting council members in their official capacity." What? Somebody help me with that.

Cynical Sam said...

Will the council request help from the UN?

Will Virgi grow a pair?

Will the Sgt. at Arms kick Chowke's butt?

When will the movie be released?

Anonymous said...

Stop smoking dat DOPE.

Anonymous said...

Agenda item #3: Keep Sergeant at Arms awake during meetings.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine the footage of US Marshalls pulling a disheveled looking, sleep deprived Antar from some Chicago or Atlanta trap house where he was hiding out (with the help of them dope boys) because he fled his Eastover mansion in fear after Councilman Stokes called his bluff? And all of this happened because Antar reads JJ and literally got the idea of alleging corruption from the comments here!

Anonymous said...

Agenda item #4 - Schedule Virgi for spine insertion surgery. Alternatively, she could receive trans surgery and given a pair of balls.

Anonymous said...

Oh please. Virgi sold Fondren and Belhaven voters down the river and were pissed! Have some guts Virgi or resign. I can tell you people aren’t happy with her at all. Flip flops and can’t tell residents how she will vote or stand up for-much of anything. It’s like she has white guilt and it hinders her vote. I don’t understand it nor is there any reason so I’m guessing here

Anonymous said...

8:29 : Lol, and he certainly got the bright idea from here.

Anonymous said...

Virgi is done. More to come soon.

Anonymous said...

Yawn.

Anonymous said...

People please do your job, my feeling got hurt if you know that you have done nothing wrong meeting after meeting nothing is getting done. Stop act like middle school children. I personal do not care if you get alone with each other or the Mayor but what the residents of Jackson need is for you to do your jobs.

Anonymous said...

"time to request an investigation of Antar from the United States District Attorney, the MS Attorney General, the State Auditor, the MBI and FBI." Was this put up because you're serious or to get a laugh? I chuckled at your joke, but if it is serious, I will withdraw my chuckle and wish you good luck.

Anonymous said...

WHEREAS, dat dope runnin' da Mare crazy.

Anonymous said...

Virgi got off lucky that the only opposition she faced was the free the dope moron. Idiot got 18 percent without lifting a finger. 3 years of no consistent trash collection and she's done. That sound she hears is wallets opening all over The Fondren to fund an opponent.

Anonymous said...

It passed 3-1 with two members abstaining. Dees anybody know who got thrown out of the audience for interjecting?

Anonymous said...

The screaming woman in the audience was the mayor's sister, Rukia.


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